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NWA Anarchy
Episode 69
June 25, 2007
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- Last week, Jeff G Bailey downsized his Happy Meal by kicking Onyx out of the NWA Elite, the Urban Assault Squad helped the Awesome Attraction capture the NWA Anarchy Tag Team Titles, and the Hollywood Brunettes gloating after beating up the Creed & Young. This week, Slim J & Patrick Bentley take on the Brunettes.
1. Texas Hitmen (Skitzo & Big Dogg) vs. Steven Walters & Derek Driver
THE MATCH: Johnson questions why Eddie Rich is allowed vacation time when serving less than a year in the Anarchy Armed Forces. Skitzo displays his Mad Ninja Skillz by taking a gourdbuster by Big Dogg on Walters. Remember the only things guaranteed in wrestling are Hunter’s coat and disaster following him. Johnson is twelve years old because he likes Cowboys & Indians. Skitzo takes a tornado DDT for a near fall as referee Harry Jim makes the count. With the referee escorting Big Dogg back to his corner, Walters dropkicks Driver on a lateral press to gain the pinfall on Skitzo.
WINNER: Walters & Driver
COMMENTS: This match didn’t belong on television because neither team has ongoing issues or feuds with anyone in currently in Anarchy. If Anarchy ran house shows, then this would have been a perfect match to get Walters & Driver a victory. Then again, if Walters & Driver are going to be used on a regular basis, they needed a victory against someone. Walters, Driver & Skitzo appeared to have trouble with ring positioning right before the ending, but it didn’t take away from the finish.
RATING: ½*
- Greg Hunter is prepared to pose another $64,000 question to Todd Sexton: Did he go too far last week on Sal Rinauro by causing him to lose his bodily functions? Sexton decides to make matters personal with Rinauro. Sexton blows off a rudely interrupting Adrian Hawkins when he asks him to join him in battle tonight. Hawkins asks Hunter to no avail. Hawkins finally conned a reluctant Brett Thunder to reunite for one night.
2. Todd Sexton vs. Andrew Pendleton III
THE MATCH: Pendleton launches a premeditated attack on Sexton. Johnson confuses the FCC with the FAA. Hunter tells Johnson that he refused to tag with Hawkins because the FCC wouldn’t allow Johnson to call the match by himself. Johnson accuses Hunter of instigating more violence. Sexton escapes a chinlock, but Pendleton tosses him to the floor. Hunter suggests the Producer should partake in color commentating duties while Johnson tags with Hawkins. Johnson calls the Producer a fur face. He is glad that Pendleton got under Sexton’s skin because pigmentation sure hasn’t. Sexton chops Pendleton on the ropes and connects with the Gamebreaker. Sexton uncles Pendleton by choking him out.
WINNER: Todd Sexton.
COMMENTS: Sexton garnered sympathy from the crowd for once, which is always a good sign. This was Squash City once Sexton regained his senses.
RATING: ¾*
3. Slim J & Patrick Bentley vs. Adrian Hawkins & Brett Thunder
THE MATCH: Thunder spends a considerable portion of ring time because Hawkins is too scared to confront Bentley & J. Jay Nelson, who watches Anarchy in Clayton, aspires to become a professional wrestler and thinks Johnson is an idiot. There’s nothing like a child shooting on the heel color commentator. Hawkins contracted the 24 hour Eboli virus 36 hours ago and consequently, has a 1080 degree fever. Hawkins miraculously recoups from the Ecoli virus and tags in after Thunder gains the advantage. Bentley responds to Hawkins’s offense with a backbreaker. J receives the hot tag and Hawkins is amazingly back to his medically challenged self. However, Thunder has other ideas and prescribes Hawkins a lethal dosage of his own medication. J takes full advantage with series of stiff clotheslines and a wicked package piledriver on his own knees. Kevin Steen would like to send his admirations to Slim J on that package piledriver.
WINNER: Bentley & Slim J.
COMMENTS: Slim outshadowed everyone else involved. I’m not knocking anyone here, but it’s just a testament to Slim J’s personality and capability.
RATING: *½
4. Hollywood Brunettes (Kyle Matthews & Andrew Alexander) vs. Cowboys & Indians (Windwalker & Billy Buck)
THE MATCH: The Brunettes enter the NWA Arena to a nice pop from the female contingent. Johnson proclaims the Village People have officially returned. I concur. Alright everyone, now let’s sing: Y-M-C-A! Y-M-C-A! Y-M-C-A! Windbreaker is a savage trained to attack from behind, that’s according to General Custard. Hunter implies that Johnson has viewed too many spaghetti westerns. The Brunettes take control just like they ruled Paris Hilton’s birthday party and the reason for Britney Spears shaving her head bald. Johnson continues to deliver multiple insults toward Windwalker as the Brunettes continue to physically dissect Tahlequah, Oklahoma’s finest. Did you know that the Brunettes turned down parts in Brokeback Mountain after reading the script? I would, too. Windwalker finally buys himself time with Wahoo McDaniels’ chops and a clothesline. Buck receives a huge pop as he receives the hot tag. Buck goes Buck Wild on the Brunettes. The native of Houston, TX, who is sporting Tar Heel Blue for some reason runs into the opposition’s corner and finds himself a victim of the Sheeney Curse.
WINNER: Hollywood Brunettes
COMMENTS: This is what a squash match is supposed to do: make the heels look strong and allow them to sneak in signature moves.
RATING: *
- “Mr. Representation” Al Getz leads Justice Served to the ring to rid the NWA Arena of Cowboys & Indians. Getz commandeers the mike and commands the Urban Assault Squad to head out. The UAS launch an attack, but Brody Ray Chase, Brandon Phoenix and Truitt & Shatter make it an eight way. Jerry Palmer plays matchmaker and combines two tag matches into a single eight man tag.
5. Urban Assault Squad (Nemesis & Shadow Jackson) & Truitt & Shatter vs. Justice Served (Jason Justice & Mikki Free) & Brody Ray Chase & Brandon Phoenix
THE MATCH: The crowd unleashes a deafening roar and immediately goes into “Kill the Cracker” mode as Jackson goes to town with a series of bionic elbows. JS doubled team Shatter until he kills Justice with a wicked spinebuster. I can see why Bailey wanted this physical specimen. After commercial, Free clobbers Fields with a clothesline. Chase & Phoenix takes turns whipping each other into Fields. Chase jawjacks with the crowd after a nice vertical suplex on Fields. Phoenix applies a chinlock after a nice T-bone suplex. Jackson destroys Phoenix at ringside. Hunter announces Getz is hiding underneath the announcer table in case anybody wants to kill him. Fields connects with a jawbreaker and tags in Nemesis. Getz leaps on the ring apron, but Palmer hauls his ass down. Justice clocks Nemesis with a chain as referee Harry Jim has his back turned to the action. Getz basks in all his glory because he outsmarted Palmer.
WINNER: Justice Served & Chase & Phoenix
RATING: **
- NEXT WEEK: Abomination vs. Onyx.
- OVERALL: This episode was more about setting up future storylines and allowing a few teams to get clean wins. Walters & Driver finally got a win, Sexton got a squash and the Brunettes received an opportunity to show their stuff. Johnson was outrageous on color commentary with his Cowboy and Indian jokes. Hopefully, Bentley’s character can get over with the crowd.
- DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html.
Episode 69
June 25, 2007
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- Last week, Jeff G Bailey downsized his Happy Meal by kicking Onyx out of the NWA Elite, the Urban Assault Squad helped the Awesome Attraction capture the NWA Anarchy Tag Team Titles, and the Hollywood Brunettes gloating after beating up the Creed & Young. This week, Slim J & Patrick Bentley take on the Brunettes.
1. Texas Hitmen (Skitzo & Big Dogg) vs. Steven Walters & Derek Driver
THE MATCH: Johnson questions why Eddie Rich is allowed vacation time when serving less than a year in the Anarchy Armed Forces. Skitzo displays his Mad Ninja Skillz by taking a gourdbuster by Big Dogg on Walters. Remember the only things guaranteed in wrestling are Hunter’s coat and disaster following him. Johnson is twelve years old because he likes Cowboys & Indians. Skitzo takes a tornado DDT for a near fall as referee Harry Jim makes the count. With the referee escorting Big Dogg back to his corner, Walters dropkicks Driver on a lateral press to gain the pinfall on Skitzo.
WINNER: Walters & Driver
COMMENTS: This match didn’t belong on television because neither team has ongoing issues or feuds with anyone in currently in Anarchy. If Anarchy ran house shows, then this would have been a perfect match to get Walters & Driver a victory. Then again, if Walters & Driver are going to be used on a regular basis, they needed a victory against someone. Walters, Driver & Skitzo appeared to have trouble with ring positioning right before the ending, but it didn’t take away from the finish.
RATING: ½*
- Greg Hunter is prepared to pose another $64,000 question to Todd Sexton: Did he go too far last week on Sal Rinauro by causing him to lose his bodily functions? Sexton decides to make matters personal with Rinauro. Sexton blows off a rudely interrupting Adrian Hawkins when he asks him to join him in battle tonight. Hawkins asks Hunter to no avail. Hawkins finally conned a reluctant Brett Thunder to reunite for one night.
2. Todd Sexton vs. Andrew Pendleton III
THE MATCH: Pendleton launches a premeditated attack on Sexton. Johnson confuses the FCC with the FAA. Hunter tells Johnson that he refused to tag with Hawkins because the FCC wouldn’t allow Johnson to call the match by himself. Johnson accuses Hunter of instigating more violence. Sexton escapes a chinlock, but Pendleton tosses him to the floor. Hunter suggests the Producer should partake in color commentating duties while Johnson tags with Hawkins. Johnson calls the Producer a fur face. He is glad that Pendleton got under Sexton’s skin because pigmentation sure hasn’t. Sexton chops Pendleton on the ropes and connects with the Gamebreaker. Sexton uncles Pendleton by choking him out.
WINNER: Todd Sexton.
COMMENTS: Sexton garnered sympathy from the crowd for once, which is always a good sign. This was Squash City once Sexton regained his senses.
RATING: ¾*
3. Slim J & Patrick Bentley vs. Adrian Hawkins & Brett Thunder
THE MATCH: Thunder spends a considerable portion of ring time because Hawkins is too scared to confront Bentley & J. Jay Nelson, who watches Anarchy in Clayton, aspires to become a professional wrestler and thinks Johnson is an idiot. There’s nothing like a child shooting on the heel color commentator. Hawkins contracted the 24 hour Eboli virus 36 hours ago and consequently, has a 1080 degree fever. Hawkins miraculously recoups from the Ecoli virus and tags in after Thunder gains the advantage. Bentley responds to Hawkins’s offense with a backbreaker. J receives the hot tag and Hawkins is amazingly back to his medically challenged self. However, Thunder has other ideas and prescribes Hawkins a lethal dosage of his own medication. J takes full advantage with series of stiff clotheslines and a wicked package piledriver on his own knees. Kevin Steen would like to send his admirations to Slim J on that package piledriver.
WINNER: Bentley & Slim J.
COMMENTS: Slim outshadowed everyone else involved. I’m not knocking anyone here, but it’s just a testament to Slim J’s personality and capability.
RATING: *½
4. Hollywood Brunettes (Kyle Matthews & Andrew Alexander) vs. Cowboys & Indians (Windwalker & Billy Buck)
THE MATCH: The Brunettes enter the NWA Arena to a nice pop from the female contingent. Johnson proclaims the Village People have officially returned. I concur. Alright everyone, now let’s sing: Y-M-C-A! Y-M-C-A! Y-M-C-A! Windbreaker is a savage trained to attack from behind, that’s according to General Custard. Hunter implies that Johnson has viewed too many spaghetti westerns. The Brunettes take control just like they ruled Paris Hilton’s birthday party and the reason for Britney Spears shaving her head bald. Johnson continues to deliver multiple insults toward Windwalker as the Brunettes continue to physically dissect Tahlequah, Oklahoma’s finest. Did you know that the Brunettes turned down parts in Brokeback Mountain after reading the script? I would, too. Windwalker finally buys himself time with Wahoo McDaniels’ chops and a clothesline. Buck receives a huge pop as he receives the hot tag. Buck goes Buck Wild on the Brunettes. The native of Houston, TX, who is sporting Tar Heel Blue for some reason runs into the opposition’s corner and finds himself a victim of the Sheeney Curse.
WINNER: Hollywood Brunettes
COMMENTS: This is what a squash match is supposed to do: make the heels look strong and allow them to sneak in signature moves.
RATING: *
- “Mr. Representation” Al Getz leads Justice Served to the ring to rid the NWA Arena of Cowboys & Indians. Getz commandeers the mike and commands the Urban Assault Squad to head out. The UAS launch an attack, but Brody Ray Chase, Brandon Phoenix and Truitt & Shatter make it an eight way. Jerry Palmer plays matchmaker and combines two tag matches into a single eight man tag.
5. Urban Assault Squad (Nemesis & Shadow Jackson) & Truitt & Shatter vs. Justice Served (Jason Justice & Mikki Free) & Brody Ray Chase & Brandon Phoenix
THE MATCH: The crowd unleashes a deafening roar and immediately goes into “Kill the Cracker” mode as Jackson goes to town with a series of bionic elbows. JS doubled team Shatter until he kills Justice with a wicked spinebuster. I can see why Bailey wanted this physical specimen. After commercial, Free clobbers Fields with a clothesline. Chase & Phoenix takes turns whipping each other into Fields. Chase jawjacks with the crowd after a nice vertical suplex on Fields. Phoenix applies a chinlock after a nice T-bone suplex. Jackson destroys Phoenix at ringside. Hunter announces Getz is hiding underneath the announcer table in case anybody wants to kill him. Fields connects with a jawbreaker and tags in Nemesis. Getz leaps on the ring apron, but Palmer hauls his ass down. Justice clocks Nemesis with a chain as referee Harry Jim has his back turned to the action. Getz basks in all his glory because he outsmarted Palmer.
WINNER: Justice Served & Chase & Phoenix
RATING: **
- NEXT WEEK: Abomination vs. Onyx.
- OVERALL: This episode was more about setting up future storylines and allowing a few teams to get clean wins. Walters & Driver finally got a win, Sexton got a squash and the Brunettes received an opportunity to show their stuff. Johnson was outrageous on color commentary with his Cowboy and Indian jokes. Hopefully, Bentley’s character can get over with the crowd.
- DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html.