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NWA Anarchy TV Report
Episode 169
May 4, 2009
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- Welcome to NWA Anarchy, this is PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING~! We are less than a month away from the 13th Annual Hardcore Hell. Last week on NWA Anarchy TV, Shadow Jackson crushed Iceberg’s dreams of recapturing the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Title. Dan Wilson voiced his displeasure of Iceberg’s shortcomings. After the match, Jeremy Vain got a leg up on Shadow with a nasty double team attack. Mr. Adonis forced Shadow unconscious with the CLAW~! Vain took advantage by leaping off the rope and stomping a chair that was wrapped around Shadow’s bad wheel. Shadow limped noticeably back to the locker room. This week, Adrian Hawkins faces off with Malachi to determine who will face Young Lion’s Champion Azreal at Hardcore Hell. Also, a Lucky 7’s Mega Rumble will be held to determine who will wrestle for NWA National Heavyweight Champion at HH.
1. “A Real Big Newcomer” Orion Bishop squashed “the Event” Chris Mayne.
Legend Les Thatcher joins us on color commentary for this week. One GORE~! GORE~! GORE~! And Mayne is chicken Chou-Mien.
2. The New Wave (Derrick Driver & Steven Walters) defeated “the Great American Scream Machine” Brody Ray Chase & “the Hands of Steel” Seth Delay.
The NWA Anarchy Tag Team Champions Talent & Money head out to the entrance ramp to pay for the services of Chase & Delay. Chase had trained and managed many wrestlers, and faced off with legends such as Ole Anderson. When Thatcher inquires about the Hands of Steal, Johnson gleefully spews love for Delay. After commercial on Terminal Boredom™, Driver finds himself playing babyface-in-peril. Chase brutalizes Driver with amazing feats of strength. Johnson calls himself an “ambassador for the rules.” Back to the action, Delay lands the Elbow Drop of Doom™, but Driver escapes a slingshot suplex and counters with an enziguri. Walters receives the hot tag. New Wave connects with a slingshot dropkick on Delay, but Chase breaks up the pinfall attempt. This ends up with all four men in the ring. The New Wave connects with a double jawblower and nails the Unskinny Bop on Delay for the win. The question remains, can Talent & Money demand a refund?
3. Malachi pinned “the Veteran” Adrian Hawkins.
Hawkins makes a veteran heel move for once by tossing his jacket in Malachi’s face, and launching a premeditated attack at ringside. Hawkins drops Malachi jaw first on the guardrail, suplexes him on the entrance ramp and whips him into the ring steps. Hawkins tosses Malachi into the ring and still can’t get the pinfall. No wonder Hawkins is 0 – 3 against Malachi. Malachi fires the crowd by firing back, but Hawkins quickly extinguishes the flame. After commercial, Hawkins administers more punishment without trying to put Malachi away. Johnson points out that Hawkins can’t get the job done when it counts the most. Hawkins dumps Malachi to the floor before tossing him back in. Hawkins continues to display frustration after several near falls. Malachi escapes a chinlock with a jawbreaker and further frustrates the Veteran with a German suplex into a bridge. Hawkins hits the Liger bomb, but Malachi kicks out of a lazy cover. Hawkins looks befuddled and drags Malachi to the corner for a superbomb. Malachi backdrops his way out and connects with the swan dive headbutt for the victory. Poor Adrian Hawkins, he now drops to 0 – 4 vs. Malachi.
4. Ace Rockwell won the Lucky 7 Mega-Rumble to earn a title shot at NWA National Heavyweight Champion Phil Shatter at Hardcore Hell.
The rules are simple: Participants will enter at two minute intervals and are eliminated when tossed over the top rope and both feet hit the floor. Jeff Lewis is entry number 1 and Alan Funk is #2. Funk wastes no time manhandling Lewis. Jeremy Vain is the third entrant and helps double team Funk. Lewis motions Vain to eliminate Funk and happily obliges. Funk eludes escape in the corner. NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion Shadow Jackson is entry #4 and shifts the momentum. Vain’s offense proves ineffectual and almost finds himself on the floor. Funk becomes the first victim, but not before doing damage by eliminating the Feature Presentation. Mr. Rob Adonis is entry #5 to make this a two on one situation. Shadow escapes several attacks on his knee before connecting with a double noggin knocker. Vain & Mr. Adonis seize the moment and immediately attack Shadow’s ankle. Shadow fights for his life, but Mr. Adonis dumps him on the ring apron. Mr. Adonis applies the claw, but Vain simultaneously pushes out Mr. Adonis and Shadow. This leaves Vain with entry number six, Ace Rockwell. Rockwell leaves Vain dangling on the apron, but Mr. Adonis shoves him back again. To the entrance ramp, Shadow brawls with Mr. Adonis back to the locker room and thus eliminating a distinct advantage for Vain. Rockwell fights out of a potential elimination and connects with the Ace’s High. Bill Behrens counts down to the final entrant and its none other than the Korean Assassin Kimo. Rockwell fires away at will, but Kimo clotheslines him. Kimo prepares to unleash the 7 Fingers of Death, but the lights go out and Mikael Judas chokes out Bailey. When the lights come back on, Rockwell eliminates Kimo. However, Vain hasn’t been eliminated. Vain tosses Rockwell over the top rope and turns to the crowd to celebrate. Rockwell holds on, pulls a Ricky Steamboat, and catches Vain by surprise. Vain turns around and Rockwell clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor to earn the right to face Phil Shatter at HH. Good way to end considering how the heels have dominated the last few weeks. As usual, Bill Behrens is master booker when it comes to throwing a bunch of guys into the ring at once.
DOWNLOAD: www.nwaanarchy.net/tv.html
Episode 169
May 4, 2009
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- Welcome to NWA Anarchy, this is PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING~! We are less than a month away from the 13th Annual Hardcore Hell. Last week on NWA Anarchy TV, Shadow Jackson crushed Iceberg’s dreams of recapturing the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Title. Dan Wilson voiced his displeasure of Iceberg’s shortcomings. After the match, Jeremy Vain got a leg up on Shadow with a nasty double team attack. Mr. Adonis forced Shadow unconscious with the CLAW~! Vain took advantage by leaping off the rope and stomping a chair that was wrapped around Shadow’s bad wheel. Shadow limped noticeably back to the locker room. This week, Adrian Hawkins faces off with Malachi to determine who will face Young Lion’s Champion Azreal at Hardcore Hell. Also, a Lucky 7’s Mega Rumble will be held to determine who will wrestle for NWA National Heavyweight Champion at HH.
1. “A Real Big Newcomer” Orion Bishop squashed “the Event” Chris Mayne.
Legend Les Thatcher joins us on color commentary for this week. One GORE~! GORE~! GORE~! And Mayne is chicken Chou-Mien.
2. The New Wave (Derrick Driver & Steven Walters) defeated “the Great American Scream Machine” Brody Ray Chase & “the Hands of Steel” Seth Delay.
The NWA Anarchy Tag Team Champions Talent & Money head out to the entrance ramp to pay for the services of Chase & Delay. Chase had trained and managed many wrestlers, and faced off with legends such as Ole Anderson. When Thatcher inquires about the Hands of Steal, Johnson gleefully spews love for Delay. After commercial on Terminal Boredom™, Driver finds himself playing babyface-in-peril. Chase brutalizes Driver with amazing feats of strength. Johnson calls himself an “ambassador for the rules.” Back to the action, Delay lands the Elbow Drop of Doom™, but Driver escapes a slingshot suplex and counters with an enziguri. Walters receives the hot tag. New Wave connects with a slingshot dropkick on Delay, but Chase breaks up the pinfall attempt. This ends up with all four men in the ring. The New Wave connects with a double jawblower and nails the Unskinny Bop on Delay for the win. The question remains, can Talent & Money demand a refund?
3. Malachi pinned “the Veteran” Adrian Hawkins.
Hawkins makes a veteran heel move for once by tossing his jacket in Malachi’s face, and launching a premeditated attack at ringside. Hawkins drops Malachi jaw first on the guardrail, suplexes him on the entrance ramp and whips him into the ring steps. Hawkins tosses Malachi into the ring and still can’t get the pinfall. No wonder Hawkins is 0 – 3 against Malachi. Malachi fires the crowd by firing back, but Hawkins quickly extinguishes the flame. After commercial, Hawkins administers more punishment without trying to put Malachi away. Johnson points out that Hawkins can’t get the job done when it counts the most. Hawkins dumps Malachi to the floor before tossing him back in. Hawkins continues to display frustration after several near falls. Malachi escapes a chinlock with a jawbreaker and further frustrates the Veteran with a German suplex into a bridge. Hawkins hits the Liger bomb, but Malachi kicks out of a lazy cover. Hawkins looks befuddled and drags Malachi to the corner for a superbomb. Malachi backdrops his way out and connects with the swan dive headbutt for the victory. Poor Adrian Hawkins, he now drops to 0 – 4 vs. Malachi.
4. Ace Rockwell won the Lucky 7 Mega-Rumble to earn a title shot at NWA National Heavyweight Champion Phil Shatter at Hardcore Hell.
The rules are simple: Participants will enter at two minute intervals and are eliminated when tossed over the top rope and both feet hit the floor. Jeff Lewis is entry number 1 and Alan Funk is #2. Funk wastes no time manhandling Lewis. Jeremy Vain is the third entrant and helps double team Funk. Lewis motions Vain to eliminate Funk and happily obliges. Funk eludes escape in the corner. NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion Shadow Jackson is entry #4 and shifts the momentum. Vain’s offense proves ineffectual and almost finds himself on the floor. Funk becomes the first victim, but not before doing damage by eliminating the Feature Presentation. Mr. Rob Adonis is entry #5 to make this a two on one situation. Shadow escapes several attacks on his knee before connecting with a double noggin knocker. Vain & Mr. Adonis seize the moment and immediately attack Shadow’s ankle. Shadow fights for his life, but Mr. Adonis dumps him on the ring apron. Mr. Adonis applies the claw, but Vain simultaneously pushes out Mr. Adonis and Shadow. This leaves Vain with entry number six, Ace Rockwell. Rockwell leaves Vain dangling on the apron, but Mr. Adonis shoves him back again. To the entrance ramp, Shadow brawls with Mr. Adonis back to the locker room and thus eliminating a distinct advantage for Vain. Rockwell fights out of a potential elimination and connects with the Ace’s High. Bill Behrens counts down to the final entrant and its none other than the Korean Assassin Kimo. Rockwell fires away at will, but Kimo clotheslines him. Kimo prepares to unleash the 7 Fingers of Death, but the lights go out and Mikael Judas chokes out Bailey. When the lights come back on, Rockwell eliminates Kimo. However, Vain hasn’t been eliminated. Vain tosses Rockwell over the top rope and turns to the crowd to celebrate. Rockwell holds on, pulls a Ricky Steamboat, and catches Vain by surprise. Vain turns around and Rockwell clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor to earn the right to face Phil Shatter at HH. Good way to end considering how the heels have dominated the last few weeks. As usual, Bill Behrens is master booker when it comes to throwing a bunch of guys into the ring at once.
DOWNLOAD: www.nwaanarchy.net/tv.html