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NWA Anarchy
Episode 74
July 30, 2007
Welcome to another edition of the NWA Anarchy TV Report, “Independent wrestling’s only television report without meritt.”
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- John “the Body” Johnson gloats about Todd Sexton failing to leave the NWA Arena with TV gold and Chad Parham successfully defending the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Title against Hayden Young. This week, Slim J vs. Patrick Bentley continues with their best of 5 challenge and Phil Shatter battles Iceberg.
1. Truitt Fields vs. “Where’s My Taco” Sal Rinauro
THE MATCH: Last week, Rinauro graced the NWA Arena with his presence when he cost Todd Sexton the NWA Anarchy TV Champion. Fields displays his power advantage early on by tossing Rinauro aside like paper Mache. Rinauro feigns a face slap and dropkicks Fields’ knee. Fields quickly regains momentum with an offensive flurry. Rinauro crumbles to the mat after taking a Stinger splash. Fields gorilla press drops Rinauro. Hunter states a fact about Rinauro’s huge nose. Rinauro outquicks Fields and takes over by ramming his arm on the turnbuckle and then the ring post. After commercial, Rinauro scores a pair of two counts. Fields lands a series of clotheslines and a high backdrop for a two count. He reverses a suplex with a small package for a two count. Rinauro ducks a clothesline and rolls through with a butterfly lock. This prompts Todd Sexton to distract Rinauro. Fields school boys Rinauro for a near fall. Rinauro takes exception and wipes out Fields with a dropkick to the head. Ouch, that hurt. Rinauro conversates with Sexton and Fields surprises him with a top rope shouldertackle for the win. Fields turns his back and Rinauro takes his frustrations out with another double underhook. Sexton makes the save, but TV Champ Jeremy Vain attacks him. Fields arises and aids Sexton is eliminating the heels.
WINNER: Truitt Fields.
COMMENTS: One of Fields’ first solo endeavors in Anarchy was quite successful. Rinauro and Fields put on a good match and let the story unfold at the end.
RATING: *½
- Dan Wilson is pissed of at the “Empty Shell” Phil Shatter. The Reverend is unimpressed with Shatter’s murdering of sheepherders, women and infants. Tonight, he will face Wrestling’s Only Serial Killer™, the Being of Inconceivable Horror™, Phil Shatter. Nobody can beat him, just like Jeff G Bailey, Abdullah the Butcher and Mr. Pogo have personally found out. What about Gypsy Joe? Iceberg pulls his mask off and reveals a topographical feature map upon his forehead.
2. Best of 5: Slim J vs. Patrick Bentley
THE MATCH: Johnson loathes sportsmanship and compares the love affair between Bentley & Slim J to his parents at Woodstock. Meanwhile, one female member of the cheering gallery screams bloody murder like Melina. It’s like she’s never seen such sculptured athletes in such provocative positions. Thank God for the invention of the mute button. After commercial, Slim slaps a pretzel hold on Bentley. Slim heads to the High Rent District and Bentley counters an inverted DDT attempt by kicking him in midair. Bentley goes to town with a pair of Polish Hammers. Slim cuts Bentley off at the pass as Melina continues to scream fire. Slim slams Bentley off the top rope for a near fall. Bentley scores a near fall after a pair of backbreaker variations on Slim. Bentley sets up for the Dirt Driver and transitions to a powerbomb, but Slim counters with a head scissors takedown. Slim takes Bentley down for a 2½ count. Again, Bentley sets up for the Dirt Driver, but Slim counters with a rollup for the win.
WINNER: Slim J ties the series 1 – 1.
COMMENTS: This match featured good counter wrestling and storytelling. At this juncture in time, the fans still had trouble getting into Bentley’s character. However, Bentley is gaining valuable experience by working with a great worker and the payoff should be good.
RATING: **¼
- NWA Owner Jerry Palmer is accompanied to the ring by the Urban Assault Squad. Palmer talks about the game of one up manship between Justice Served and the Urban Assault Squad. Nemesis snatches the mike, but Shadow Jackson cuts him off. Shadow says he can still see clearly despite having bleach throw in his eyes. Jackson says they are a team and with the help of the fans, no one can stop them. Palmer reminisces about calling Jason Justice to help wipe out the Rejects and how their miserly tactics caused a bloodletting feud. Palmer admits to speaking with Justice despite his absence from the NWA Arena. Al Getz appears and lambastes Palmer for having false hopes and playing mind games. Getz promises more victories over UAS until it ain’t funny no more. Nemesis goes ballistic on Getz and wonders aloud if they (Justice Served) have ever played mind games with two mean asses.
3. Jeff Lewis without Jeff G Bailey vs. “the Sleeper Cell” Shaun Tempers w/Dan Wilson & the Staff of Righteousness
THE MATCH: The crowd rallies behind Lewis early on this contest. Johnson professes his love for Bailey because he always bails him out of traffic violations. Tempers powerslams Lewis for a two count. Tempers uses blatant heel tactics to maintain control. Lewis makes a comeback with a suplex and a slingshot suplex. Lewis poses and nails Azreal for blatant interference. Lewis backdrops a charging Tempers to the floor. He mounts the top turnbuckle and wipes them out corkscrew style. Hector Garza Jr. would be proud if Alejandro hadn’t of planted the evidence. In ring, Azreal lands an enziguri when Lewis sets up for the Final Curtain. This prompts the referee to call for the automatic disqualification. The Rejects spike DDT Lewis to add insult to injury. Abomination heads out and destroys Tempers & Azreal with tree slams. Wilson & Dominous retreats as Abomination chases them out the NWA Arena.
WINNER: Jeff Lewis via DQ.
COMMENTS: The storyline and its execution were mere formalities considering what has been going on between the Rejects and the Elite.
RATING: *
4. “the Universal Soldier” & “Mr. Bustin’ Caps in Your Ass” Phil Shatter vs. “Professional Wrestling’s Only Serial Killer” and “the Inconceivable Being of Horror” Iceberg
THE MATCH: Johnson admires Shatter for dropping dead weight. Unfortunately, Alejandro ordered dust mats just in case Shatter is left like a squished pancake at IHOP. Shatter ignores Iceberg’s intimidation tactics. Iceberg challenges Shatter to a Test of Strength. Well, Shatter holds his own against Iceberg and knocks him down with a clothesline. Wilson finally makes it back to ringside and realizes Iceberg is in the match of his life. Wilson smashes Shatter with the Staff. Shatter grabs Wilson by the hair, but Iceberg clobbers the tattoo off his back. Iceberg Bubba splashes Shatter in the ropes. He demonstrates to the referee what a chokehold and a field goal are. Iceberg lands an elbow drop for a two count. After a slam, Iceberg lands a devastating legdrop. Shatter fires back, but Iceberg takes him down with an old Four Horsemen specialty, the gourdbuster. Nice. Dominous shows up at ringside with Abomination following suit. Dominous accidentally knocks down Wilson as he brawls with Abomination. Iceberg goes to the second rope and Jeff G Bailey shows up out of nowhere. Bailey baby powders Iceberg and Shatter shatters Iceberg’s no pinfall streak with a middle rope powerbomb. Nice. They embrace afterwards.
POSTMATCH: This interview with Bailey begins with a close up of Shatter’s tattooed back. Bailey has seen horrible things in his life as an attorney: crime scene photos of mutilated children, a man with no legs crawling down Peach Tree Street trying to die or get something to eat, a man have a heart attack and he died while Bailey looked at him. However, Shatter has scene the most unimaginable horrors a man could see. Wrestling’s Only Serial Killer paid the ultimate price. The Universal Soldier can murder an entire village while mortars are exploding around him. Now, the Rejects are his enemy. Bailey reminds Wilson he isn’t finished. Abomination murdered Tank’s career; he’s dead and irreplaceable. Every day from here on out, Wilson’s life will lie at the feet of the NWA Elite. Surprise #1 was awesome so don’t miss surprise #2.
WINNER: Phil Shatter
COMMENTS: The match was a fun southern style paced contest with a fun ending. Iceberg was awesome on offense and Shatter sold like a half million bucks. The ending featured a good payoff and good turning points towards the conclusion of the Elite vs. Rejects feud. It’s always great to have good wrestling mixed with good storytelling.
RATING: **
- OVERALL: This episode had major players putting on good matches and executing ongoing storylines. Things are shaping up nicely heading toward Hostile Environment.
- DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html.
Episode 74
July 30, 2007
Welcome to another edition of the NWA Anarchy TV Report, “Independent wrestling’s only television report without meritt.”
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- John “the Body” Johnson gloats about Todd Sexton failing to leave the NWA Arena with TV gold and Chad Parham successfully defending the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Title against Hayden Young. This week, Slim J vs. Patrick Bentley continues with their best of 5 challenge and Phil Shatter battles Iceberg.
1. Truitt Fields vs. “Where’s My Taco” Sal Rinauro
THE MATCH: Last week, Rinauro graced the NWA Arena with his presence when he cost Todd Sexton the NWA Anarchy TV Champion. Fields displays his power advantage early on by tossing Rinauro aside like paper Mache. Rinauro feigns a face slap and dropkicks Fields’ knee. Fields quickly regains momentum with an offensive flurry. Rinauro crumbles to the mat after taking a Stinger splash. Fields gorilla press drops Rinauro. Hunter states a fact about Rinauro’s huge nose. Rinauro outquicks Fields and takes over by ramming his arm on the turnbuckle and then the ring post. After commercial, Rinauro scores a pair of two counts. Fields lands a series of clotheslines and a high backdrop for a two count. He reverses a suplex with a small package for a two count. Rinauro ducks a clothesline and rolls through with a butterfly lock. This prompts Todd Sexton to distract Rinauro. Fields school boys Rinauro for a near fall. Rinauro takes exception and wipes out Fields with a dropkick to the head. Ouch, that hurt. Rinauro conversates with Sexton and Fields surprises him with a top rope shouldertackle for the win. Fields turns his back and Rinauro takes his frustrations out with another double underhook. Sexton makes the save, but TV Champ Jeremy Vain attacks him. Fields arises and aids Sexton is eliminating the heels.
WINNER: Truitt Fields.
COMMENTS: One of Fields’ first solo endeavors in Anarchy was quite successful. Rinauro and Fields put on a good match and let the story unfold at the end.
RATING: *½
- Dan Wilson is pissed of at the “Empty Shell” Phil Shatter. The Reverend is unimpressed with Shatter’s murdering of sheepherders, women and infants. Tonight, he will face Wrestling’s Only Serial Killer™, the Being of Inconceivable Horror™, Phil Shatter. Nobody can beat him, just like Jeff G Bailey, Abdullah the Butcher and Mr. Pogo have personally found out. What about Gypsy Joe? Iceberg pulls his mask off and reveals a topographical feature map upon his forehead.
2. Best of 5: Slim J vs. Patrick Bentley
THE MATCH: Johnson loathes sportsmanship and compares the love affair between Bentley & Slim J to his parents at Woodstock. Meanwhile, one female member of the cheering gallery screams bloody murder like Melina. It’s like she’s never seen such sculptured athletes in such provocative positions. Thank God for the invention of the mute button. After commercial, Slim slaps a pretzel hold on Bentley. Slim heads to the High Rent District and Bentley counters an inverted DDT attempt by kicking him in midair. Bentley goes to town with a pair of Polish Hammers. Slim cuts Bentley off at the pass as Melina continues to scream fire. Slim slams Bentley off the top rope for a near fall. Bentley scores a near fall after a pair of backbreaker variations on Slim. Bentley sets up for the Dirt Driver and transitions to a powerbomb, but Slim counters with a head scissors takedown. Slim takes Bentley down for a 2½ count. Again, Bentley sets up for the Dirt Driver, but Slim counters with a rollup for the win.
WINNER: Slim J ties the series 1 – 1.
COMMENTS: This match featured good counter wrestling and storytelling. At this juncture in time, the fans still had trouble getting into Bentley’s character. However, Bentley is gaining valuable experience by working with a great worker and the payoff should be good.
RATING: **¼
- NWA Owner Jerry Palmer is accompanied to the ring by the Urban Assault Squad. Palmer talks about the game of one up manship between Justice Served and the Urban Assault Squad. Nemesis snatches the mike, but Shadow Jackson cuts him off. Shadow says he can still see clearly despite having bleach throw in his eyes. Jackson says they are a team and with the help of the fans, no one can stop them. Palmer reminisces about calling Jason Justice to help wipe out the Rejects and how their miserly tactics caused a bloodletting feud. Palmer admits to speaking with Justice despite his absence from the NWA Arena. Al Getz appears and lambastes Palmer for having false hopes and playing mind games. Getz promises more victories over UAS until it ain’t funny no more. Nemesis goes ballistic on Getz and wonders aloud if they (Justice Served) have ever played mind games with two mean asses.
3. Jeff Lewis without Jeff G Bailey vs. “the Sleeper Cell” Shaun Tempers w/Dan Wilson & the Staff of Righteousness
THE MATCH: The crowd rallies behind Lewis early on this contest. Johnson professes his love for Bailey because he always bails him out of traffic violations. Tempers powerslams Lewis for a two count. Tempers uses blatant heel tactics to maintain control. Lewis makes a comeback with a suplex and a slingshot suplex. Lewis poses and nails Azreal for blatant interference. Lewis backdrops a charging Tempers to the floor. He mounts the top turnbuckle and wipes them out corkscrew style. Hector Garza Jr. would be proud if Alejandro hadn’t of planted the evidence. In ring, Azreal lands an enziguri when Lewis sets up for the Final Curtain. This prompts the referee to call for the automatic disqualification. The Rejects spike DDT Lewis to add insult to injury. Abomination heads out and destroys Tempers & Azreal with tree slams. Wilson & Dominous retreats as Abomination chases them out the NWA Arena.
WINNER: Jeff Lewis via DQ.
COMMENTS: The storyline and its execution were mere formalities considering what has been going on between the Rejects and the Elite.
RATING: *
4. “the Universal Soldier” & “Mr. Bustin’ Caps in Your Ass” Phil Shatter vs. “Professional Wrestling’s Only Serial Killer” and “the Inconceivable Being of Horror” Iceberg
THE MATCH: Johnson admires Shatter for dropping dead weight. Unfortunately, Alejandro ordered dust mats just in case Shatter is left like a squished pancake at IHOP. Shatter ignores Iceberg’s intimidation tactics. Iceberg challenges Shatter to a Test of Strength. Well, Shatter holds his own against Iceberg and knocks him down with a clothesline. Wilson finally makes it back to ringside and realizes Iceberg is in the match of his life. Wilson smashes Shatter with the Staff. Shatter grabs Wilson by the hair, but Iceberg clobbers the tattoo off his back. Iceberg Bubba splashes Shatter in the ropes. He demonstrates to the referee what a chokehold and a field goal are. Iceberg lands an elbow drop for a two count. After a slam, Iceberg lands a devastating legdrop. Shatter fires back, but Iceberg takes him down with an old Four Horsemen specialty, the gourdbuster. Nice. Dominous shows up at ringside with Abomination following suit. Dominous accidentally knocks down Wilson as he brawls with Abomination. Iceberg goes to the second rope and Jeff G Bailey shows up out of nowhere. Bailey baby powders Iceberg and Shatter shatters Iceberg’s no pinfall streak with a middle rope powerbomb. Nice. They embrace afterwards.
POSTMATCH: This interview with Bailey begins with a close up of Shatter’s tattooed back. Bailey has seen horrible things in his life as an attorney: crime scene photos of mutilated children, a man with no legs crawling down Peach Tree Street trying to die or get something to eat, a man have a heart attack and he died while Bailey looked at him. However, Shatter has scene the most unimaginable horrors a man could see. Wrestling’s Only Serial Killer paid the ultimate price. The Universal Soldier can murder an entire village while mortars are exploding around him. Now, the Rejects are his enemy. Bailey reminds Wilson he isn’t finished. Abomination murdered Tank’s career; he’s dead and irreplaceable. Every day from here on out, Wilson’s life will lie at the feet of the NWA Elite. Surprise #1 was awesome so don’t miss surprise #2.
WINNER: Phil Shatter
COMMENTS: The match was a fun southern style paced contest with a fun ending. Iceberg was awesome on offense and Shatter sold like a half million bucks. The ending featured a good payoff and good turning points towards the conclusion of the Elite vs. Rejects feud. It’s always great to have good wrestling mixed with good storytelling.
RATING: **
- OVERALL: This episode had major players putting on good matches and executing ongoing storylines. Things are shaping up nicely heading toward Hostile Environment.
- DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html.