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NWA Anarchy TV Report
Episode 76
August 13, 2006
Welcome to another edition of the NWA Anarchy thesuperstation.net ITV Report. I have to offer up my apologies for the lateness of this week’s report due to moving from Virginia to South Dakota. The nice thing, I’ll have super high speed Internet service in the middle of nowhere, once it’s turned on. After next week, TV reports should return to normal schedule.
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- Last week on Anarchy TV, Jeremy Vain weaseled his way to a time limit draw with Truitt Fields to retain the NWA Anarchy TV Title. Johnson laughs because Fields couldn’t be Vain in ten minutes. Also, Seth Delay played mind games with Patrick Bentley, which lead to Slim embarrassing and humiliating him. The main event for Hostile Environment was announced with the NWA Elite taking on the Devil’s Rejects in War Games, the Match Beyond. This week, two time NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion Chad Parham takes on former two time NWA Virginia Heavyweight Champion Damien Wayne in the opening round of the NWA World Heavyweight Title Tournament.
1. Luke Hawx pinned Steve Anthony.
Once known as the Altar Boy, Hawx has returned from the now defunct WSX, where the average match was less than UFC round. Anthony proclaims himself the master of the 450, which I believe Juvy Juice and Austin Aries would take clear exception. Anthony takes over with an uranage slam and a chop. WHOO! After commercial, the ladies in the audience chant for their hero and he responds with a STO. Hawx mounts a huge comeback with several kicks for a two count. The crowd pops as Hawx catches Anthony with a Tazplex variation. Hawkins escapes a turnbuckle charge and plants Hawx with a sit down slam. Hawkins heads to the High Rent District and misses the 450. Juventud Guerrera would be pissed. Hawx shows him how it’s down and finishes the sucker off with a truly Southern move, the Cornelia Jam. Bobby Eaton and Psicosis would be proud.
2. Austin Creed pinned Andrew Alexander.
Alexander is befuddled as to why the crowd is chanting “USA” when he is in fact, from the USA. DUH! Johnson brags about Alexander riding with a certain coke head out of Hollywood, CA. Meanwhile, the fans continue to chant “USA” while Creed applies a headlock. Johnson calls him a suntan sideshow. LOL~! Creed dazzles Alexander with amazing speed and agility. Alexander takes a dip to the outside where his tag team partner. Unfortunately for them, Creed sneaks to ringside and literally allows the Brunettes to have a meeting of the minds. The fans demand Creed to crack their skulls one more time and he happily obliges to prove he is the #1 Headbussa in Cornelia. Creed raises Alexander’s hand in victory and cold cocks his tag partner with his casted arm. In the ring, Creed lands a flying forearm and leaping bulldog for a near fall. Alexander slips out of a suplex, but Creed rolls him up. Alexander kicks out and Creed’s momentum carries him to the floor as Matthews holds down the middle rope. Matthews stomps a mudhole in Creed before tossing his carcass back into the ring. After commercial, Creed lands the rolling clothesline for a two count. Meanwhile, Seth Delay & Adrian Hawkins head out to enjoy the festivities. Delay believes he is the King of the NWA Arena by sitting on top of the ladder. Alexander forearm smashes Creed for a two count. Alexander ducks a second rolling clothesline and lands a dropkick in the corner for a pair of near falls. Alexander forgot to hook the trunks. Creed no sells chops and torches Alexander’s chest with several of his own. After a docey-do, Alexander nails Creed with his cast. After another docey-do, Creed rolls up Alexander for the win. Afterwards, Delay & Hawkins launch an all out assault on Matthews. Creed climbs the ladder and wipes out everyone to the crowd’s delight, including my own. Okay, now you can cue up the music from the Rocky IV soundtrack. I live in AMERICA~! Long live James Brown.
3. Shadow “I Can’t Spell Mississippi Because I Have Only One Eye” Jackson pinned JT Tallent
Johnson delights in the fact that Shadow is a legitimate one-armed bandit. This match followed a great storyline: Tallent working over Shadow’s eye and Shadow stiffing the living piss out of Tallent. Shadow wins with the belly to belly suplex. Unfortunately for Shadow, he may have won the match, but he got his ass hung in the end. Jerry Palmer heads out and commands Al Getz to get his pathetic carcass out of the ring. Getz has other ideas and appears with Mikki Free on the Wrestle Tron 7800. Getz laughs that Justice Served has issues with each other and is the only man who knows where Nemesis is. Getz poses the question, what is going to happen to Jackson when he only has one eye? He introduces his weapon of choice, a dog collar with a 97 foot chain. Getz promises that Free will stand victorious over Jackson. Getz doesn’t want to wait, which cues Free to run through the front door. Free nails Jackson and Palmer with a chain. Getz hands Free a logging chain and he promptly hangs Jackson. Bill Behrens orders Getz and Free back to the dressing room. These two will meet again at Hostile Environment.
- The light is always shining on Chad Parham and tonight they are shining are little bit brighter. Damien Wayne wants everyone to stop because you are looking at greatness. He wants Parham to know that he is just ß--à much better than him.
4. “The King of Cornelia” Chad Parham pinned “The New Jack of the Guillotine Legdrop” Damien Wayne to advance to second round of the NWA World Heavyweight Title Tournament.
Early on, the crowd heavily favors Parham, and how can you blame the locals, Chad runs this pregnant dog. Johnson greets Ace Rockwell to the announcer’s booth by calling him a pathetic excuse for a human being. They chain wrestle for the opening moments until Damien hiptosses Parham over the top rope to the floor. To the floor they go as Parham lights up Damien’s chest. However, Damien fires back with chops, a guardrail smash and a nasty punch. Back in the ring, Damien scores a two count with a top rope fistdrop. Johnson calls it a snuck attack. Damien sets up for his patented guillotine legdrop and lands gluteus first on the apron. Parham guardrail whips Damien and scores a one count with a Chris Jericho foot cover. Parham follows up a back suplex for a two count. Parham applies a chinlock as the crowd chant “Chad’s a wussie.” Parham applies a cobra to wear down Damien. The crowd rallies behind Damien to an extent. After releasing the hold, Parham stomps Damien’s hand. Awesome! Parham rakes Damien’s back and applies a chokehold in the corner. Johnson proclaims that anyone can win the NWA Title since Ronnie Garvin did. Parham applies a chinlock. Damien fights out and catches Parham with a slingshot into the top turnbuckle. Damien back suplexes Parham for a two count. Damien heads to the top rope and lands his patented Elbow Drop of Doom. He makes the cover, but Parham wisely places his foot on the bottom rope. Side note: Damien is known for the Legdrop of Doom from the Rafters not the Elbow Drop of Doom. Parham urgently backdrops his way out of a piledriver. Parham lands a senton with a beautiful near fall. Johnson proclaims Parham as the Czar of the Piledriver. That’s true, but Preston Quinn is the Lord of the Piledriver. Nobody has a better brainbuster or piledriver than PQ. Parham signals for the piledriver, but Damien sits him on top. After a right hand, Damien catches Parham with a delayed superplex. Parham sold that like a million bucks. Damien heads back to the High Rent District, but Parham shoves the referee into the ropes. It looks like Damien third limb won’t be making any children tonight. Parham quickly finishes off Damien with the piledriver. Parham grabs the microphone and begins to insult Ace Rockwell. Rockwell heads to the ring with his neckbrace on. Parham says he doesn’t allow cripples in the ring. To Parham’s amazement, Rockwell pulls his neckbrace off and embarrasses Parham. Who knows maybe Ace Rockwell will soon be the King of Cornelia.
OVERALL: The show was just as fun as the television tapings.
DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html
Episode 76
August 13, 2006
Welcome to another edition of the NWA Anarchy thesuperstation.net ITV Report. I have to offer up my apologies for the lateness of this week’s report due to moving from Virginia to South Dakota. The nice thing, I’ll have super high speed Internet service in the middle of nowhere, once it’s turned on. After next week, TV reports should return to normal schedule.
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- Last week on Anarchy TV, Jeremy Vain weaseled his way to a time limit draw with Truitt Fields to retain the NWA Anarchy TV Title. Johnson laughs because Fields couldn’t be Vain in ten minutes. Also, Seth Delay played mind games with Patrick Bentley, which lead to Slim embarrassing and humiliating him. The main event for Hostile Environment was announced with the NWA Elite taking on the Devil’s Rejects in War Games, the Match Beyond. This week, two time NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion Chad Parham takes on former two time NWA Virginia Heavyweight Champion Damien Wayne in the opening round of the NWA World Heavyweight Title Tournament.
1. Luke Hawx pinned Steve Anthony.
Once known as the Altar Boy, Hawx has returned from the now defunct WSX, where the average match was less than UFC round. Anthony proclaims himself the master of the 450, which I believe Juvy Juice and Austin Aries would take clear exception. Anthony takes over with an uranage slam and a chop. WHOO! After commercial, the ladies in the audience chant for their hero and he responds with a STO. Hawx mounts a huge comeback with several kicks for a two count. The crowd pops as Hawx catches Anthony with a Tazplex variation. Hawkins escapes a turnbuckle charge and plants Hawx with a sit down slam. Hawkins heads to the High Rent District and misses the 450. Juventud Guerrera would be pissed. Hawx shows him how it’s down and finishes the sucker off with a truly Southern move, the Cornelia Jam. Bobby Eaton and Psicosis would be proud.
2. Austin Creed pinned Andrew Alexander.
Alexander is befuddled as to why the crowd is chanting “USA” when he is in fact, from the USA. DUH! Johnson brags about Alexander riding with a certain coke head out of Hollywood, CA. Meanwhile, the fans continue to chant “USA” while Creed applies a headlock. Johnson calls him a suntan sideshow. LOL~! Creed dazzles Alexander with amazing speed and agility. Alexander takes a dip to the outside where his tag team partner. Unfortunately for them, Creed sneaks to ringside and literally allows the Brunettes to have a meeting of the minds. The fans demand Creed to crack their skulls one more time and he happily obliges to prove he is the #1 Headbussa in Cornelia. Creed raises Alexander’s hand in victory and cold cocks his tag partner with his casted arm. In the ring, Creed lands a flying forearm and leaping bulldog for a near fall. Alexander slips out of a suplex, but Creed rolls him up. Alexander kicks out and Creed’s momentum carries him to the floor as Matthews holds down the middle rope. Matthews stomps a mudhole in Creed before tossing his carcass back into the ring. After commercial, Creed lands the rolling clothesline for a two count. Meanwhile, Seth Delay & Adrian Hawkins head out to enjoy the festivities. Delay believes he is the King of the NWA Arena by sitting on top of the ladder. Alexander forearm smashes Creed for a two count. Alexander ducks a second rolling clothesline and lands a dropkick in the corner for a pair of near falls. Alexander forgot to hook the trunks. Creed no sells chops and torches Alexander’s chest with several of his own. After a docey-do, Alexander nails Creed with his cast. After another docey-do, Creed rolls up Alexander for the win. Afterwards, Delay & Hawkins launch an all out assault on Matthews. Creed climbs the ladder and wipes out everyone to the crowd’s delight, including my own. Okay, now you can cue up the music from the Rocky IV soundtrack. I live in AMERICA~! Long live James Brown.
3. Shadow “I Can’t Spell Mississippi Because I Have Only One Eye” Jackson pinned JT Tallent
Johnson delights in the fact that Shadow is a legitimate one-armed bandit. This match followed a great storyline: Tallent working over Shadow’s eye and Shadow stiffing the living piss out of Tallent. Shadow wins with the belly to belly suplex. Unfortunately for Shadow, he may have won the match, but he got his ass hung in the end. Jerry Palmer heads out and commands Al Getz to get his pathetic carcass out of the ring. Getz has other ideas and appears with Mikki Free on the Wrestle Tron 7800. Getz laughs that Justice Served has issues with each other and is the only man who knows where Nemesis is. Getz poses the question, what is going to happen to Jackson when he only has one eye? He introduces his weapon of choice, a dog collar with a 97 foot chain. Getz promises that Free will stand victorious over Jackson. Getz doesn’t want to wait, which cues Free to run through the front door. Free nails Jackson and Palmer with a chain. Getz hands Free a logging chain and he promptly hangs Jackson. Bill Behrens orders Getz and Free back to the dressing room. These two will meet again at Hostile Environment.
- The light is always shining on Chad Parham and tonight they are shining are little bit brighter. Damien Wayne wants everyone to stop because you are looking at greatness. He wants Parham to know that he is just ß--à much better than him.
4. “The King of Cornelia” Chad Parham pinned “The New Jack of the Guillotine Legdrop” Damien Wayne to advance to second round of the NWA World Heavyweight Title Tournament.
Early on, the crowd heavily favors Parham, and how can you blame the locals, Chad runs this pregnant dog. Johnson greets Ace Rockwell to the announcer’s booth by calling him a pathetic excuse for a human being. They chain wrestle for the opening moments until Damien hiptosses Parham over the top rope to the floor. To the floor they go as Parham lights up Damien’s chest. However, Damien fires back with chops, a guardrail smash and a nasty punch. Back in the ring, Damien scores a two count with a top rope fistdrop. Johnson calls it a snuck attack. Damien sets up for his patented guillotine legdrop and lands gluteus first on the apron. Parham guardrail whips Damien and scores a one count with a Chris Jericho foot cover. Parham follows up a back suplex for a two count. Parham applies a chinlock as the crowd chant “Chad’s a wussie.” Parham applies a cobra to wear down Damien. The crowd rallies behind Damien to an extent. After releasing the hold, Parham stomps Damien’s hand. Awesome! Parham rakes Damien’s back and applies a chokehold in the corner. Johnson proclaims that anyone can win the NWA Title since Ronnie Garvin did. Parham applies a chinlock. Damien fights out and catches Parham with a slingshot into the top turnbuckle. Damien back suplexes Parham for a two count. Damien heads to the top rope and lands his patented Elbow Drop of Doom. He makes the cover, but Parham wisely places his foot on the bottom rope. Side note: Damien is known for the Legdrop of Doom from the Rafters not the Elbow Drop of Doom. Parham urgently backdrops his way out of a piledriver. Parham lands a senton with a beautiful near fall. Johnson proclaims Parham as the Czar of the Piledriver. That’s true, but Preston Quinn is the Lord of the Piledriver. Nobody has a better brainbuster or piledriver than PQ. Parham signals for the piledriver, but Damien sits him on top. After a right hand, Damien catches Parham with a delayed superplex. Parham sold that like a million bucks. Damien heads back to the High Rent District, but Parham shoves the referee into the ropes. It looks like Damien third limb won’t be making any children tonight. Parham quickly finishes off Damien with the piledriver. Parham grabs the microphone and begins to insult Ace Rockwell. Rockwell heads to the ring with his neckbrace on. Parham says he doesn’t allow cripples in the ring. To Parham’s amazement, Rockwell pulls his neckbrace off and embarrasses Parham. Who knows maybe Ace Rockwell will soon be the King of Cornelia.
OVERALL: The show was just as fun as the television tapings.
DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html