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NWA Anarchy TV Report
Episode 78
August 27, 2007
We begin this week’s report with a moment of silence for Dewey Robertson, aka the Missing Link, who recently passed away.
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- Welcome to another edition of NWA Anarchy TV, this is PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING~! We are one week away from Hostile Environment in Gainesville, GA. Last week, the Anger Alliance proved themselves to be the Enforcers of NWA Anarchy by doing Sal Rinauro’s and Chad Parham’s dirty work. Unfortunately for Chad, he sabotaged Adam Roberts’ opportunity to put Ace Rockwell away. Patrick “the Wizard of Oz” Bentley finally showed heart and determination by pulling off the upset on Slim J and knotting their series up at 2 apiece. They will settle their differences in the fifth and decisive fall at HE. Also, Todd Sexton battles Sal Rinauro, NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion Chad “I’m a god” Parham defends against Ace Rockwell and Truitt Fields is in a rematch with NWA Anarchy TV Champion Jeremy Vain. This week, the Awesome Attraction take on the Hollywood Brunettes, and Azreal and Kory Chavis duke it out to determine if the NWA Elite or the Devil’s Rejects gain the advantage at War Games.
1. Anger Alliance (Brody Ray Chase & Brandon Phoenix) defeated Sex & Money (Kaleb Konley & Andrew Pendleton III)
According to Wikipedia, Anger Alliance is a reincarnation of Hot Stuff International. According to Wikipedia on Sunday, Aberdeen, South Dakota is in the middle of nowhere. Well, that’s partly true, but it’s also in the middle of a frog swamp! Sex & Money dominate the offense, including a nice slingshot legdrop by Konley across Pendleton’s knee. Phoenix gets tired of Konley’s shenanigans and takes him down with the STO. Brody Ray tags in and lives up to his reputation by tossing Konley around like Paper Mache. After commercial, Konley takes down Phoenix with a scissors kick. The crowd trades dualing chants between Konley & Brandon. Pendleton receives the hot tag and cleans house. As soon as it appears Sex & Money has the match won, Adam Roberts & Don Matthews head out to make the save. Phoenix takes down Konley with a standing STO and Matthews destroys Pendleton with the Lariat of Doom. My God, look at the carnage in the ring. It’s like Devastation Incorporated minus Skandar Akbar.
- Last week, it was Jeff G Bailey who delivered his State of the Union address for the NWA Elite and now it’s time for Dan Wilson to do likewise. Tonight, Wilson is not speaking to Bailey, but to all Anarchy fans. Eminent war is upon us in Anarchy and at GMC, HE 2007, it’ll mark the 20th Anniversary of War Games. It’s only fitting that the most sadistic individuals in NWA history will compete in a human massacre. Not even a snuff film could outdo what the Rejects are going to do to the Elite. Yep, they will battle their mortal enemies in a 14 foot high steal cage. That brings us to the NWA Elite. Bailey believes the Elite are a family because they roasted marshmallows at a campfire. The Rejects live and kill together. It won’t be like those phony ultimate fights, it’ll be a bloody massacre to the end without any judges. The match continues until one man can no longer continue. The Rejects have been to the War Games, but Bailey hasn’t been since the Braves have been in the World Series. It’ll probably be twice as long before the Mayor Doug Wilder, Richmond Council and Richmond Metropolitan Authority replace the dilapidated Diamond for the Braves AAA affiliate. ROTFLMAO! The Rejects are fresh off last year’s War Games. They lost last year, but Jerry Palmer was carted off in an ambulance. Bailey is a TRUST FUND BABY~! Wilson is the salt of the earth and was summoned to lead the Rejects. There’s no excuse for Bailey not being at War Games, even if he is jail. Why? If Bailey is in jail, then he better break out. This will be the most violent war in the history of professional wrestling because there will be buckets of blood and organs lying everywhere. It will be a true massacre just like tonight. The Soul Assassin has gotten soft and is no longer a thug. Tonight, the Rejects gain the advantage in War Games and on the 23rd the revenge for Tank will come full circle. On June 23, Jeff better pick out his most expensive Armani suit because it will be the one he will buried in.
2. Mikki Free w/ “Mr. Representation” Al Getz squashed Billy “I Sell Like A Million” Buck.
Free delivered a beating and Billy sold it like a million bucks.
- After commercial, Free prepares to demonstrate what will happen to Shadow Jackson on poor old Billy Buck. This is when Jason Justice magically appears out of a poof of smoke. Getz asks Justice where the hell he has been for the past month. Justice took a leave of absence to do some soul searching until Jerry Palmer called, whose name draws a pop from all the ladies in the crowd. Palmer brought them in to do the right thing and wants Free to look at himself. Justice proclaims themselves the most dominant tag team in Anarchy until Mr. Representation showed up. The crowd loudly pops as Justice trashes Getz. Getz dares Justice to say it to his face and calls him a quitter and a loser. Justice grabs Getz by the collar, but Free clobbers him from behind. Justice no sells and fights fire with fire. Getz grabs the dog collar and nails Justice form behind. Free takes Justice down with a pump handle powerslam. Getz asks, “Who do you think you are?” Getz wants Free to show his true colors by hanging Justice. Well, Shadow and Palmer has had enough and they clean the ring of the bootleg thugs. A man shows up at ringside wearing a hood and folds his arms across high chest like a Beastie Boy. Palmer tells Getz that he has crossed the line and Shadow will kill the cracker by hanging. Palmer sweetens the ante and puts up creative control of the company. Getz will have complete dominance of creative control if Free beats Shadow. Getz relishes the thought of gaining creative control, but pisses in his pants when Palmer announces that if Shadow wins, he gets five minutes with him. This was a good segment, but what was with the dude with the hood all about?
- Well, this was supposed to be non-title action between the Awesome Attraction and the Brunettes, but Seth Delay & Adrian Hawkins rudely interrupt the action and launch an all out assault on the Brunettes. The Awesome Attraction has an alternate plan and commandeers a ladder. Creed mounts the top turnbuckle and Young climbs the ladder and they wipe all four men. The crowd goes Buck Wild as they celebrate their beloved tag champions. Eddie Rich announces that all three teams will compete in a three way dance ladder match for the NWA Anarchy Tag Team Titles at HE.
3. “The Son of Satan” and “the Satanic Pyromaniac” Azreal defeated “the Soul Assassin” Kory Chavis in a coin toss match.
This match has major implications: the winner will give his team the advantage at War Games. What makes this match even more special, Azreal & Chavis are former NWA Wildside Tag Team Champions. Chavis stiffs Azreal early on, but he reverses the Spinesplitta with a cutter variation. Azreal attacks Chavis at ringside. Chavis attempts a moonsault, but Azreal raises his knees. Ouch, that hurt. Azreal makes a nonchalant cover and Chavis kicks out at two. Meanwhile, the Best Damn Announcing Team Period reflect upon the Rejects vs. Elite feud and how the respective leaders have played the human game of One Upmanship. After commercial, they trade fistacuffs and Chavis takes advantage with a spinning faceplant. Azreal fights back with a sitout powerbomb variation for a near fall. The crowd rallies behind the Soul Assassin and he responds by reversing a suplex with the Spinesplitta. Chavis struggles to make the cover and Azreal kicks out at 2½. Jeff G Bailey has the bright idea to introduce baby powder, but the referee catches him white handed. As Bailey argues with the referee, Azreal crushes Chavis’s throat with the Staff of Righteousness~! Damn, that had to hurt. Azreal finishes off Chavis. Shaun Tempters & Azreal attempt to gain the early advantage by going after Chavis. However, Jeff Lewis and Phil Shatter make the save. Both teams brawl at ringside. Bailey slides a table into the ring while Tempers fires back at Shatter at ringside. Dominous eliminates Chavis from the picture, which allows the managers an opportunity to meet mano y mano in mid ring. They back into each other, turn around and prepare for war. Bailey loosens his tie up while Wilson pulls his jacket off. They trade fire until Dominous attacks Bailey. As he prepares to put Bailey through the table, Abomination makes the save. They club each other until Abomination takes over with a series of headbutts. Abomination botches a table spot with the two armed chokeslam. The crowd chants “one more time” and Abomination obliges. Abomination succeeds on the second try and tumbles right on Dominous. That was bad. The Elite head back into the ring to reclaim their turf while the Rejects retreat back to the locker room. Holy Gotham Batman that finish was an abomination. Just kidding, it wasn’t an abomination, but it came across as oofish. Overall, everything was great leading up to the battle of the big men.
OVERALL: This episode was great all around, but it almost shot itself in the foot on two instances. First, the hooded individual didn’t look right standing beside Al Getz with his arms crossed across his chest. He came across more of a joke than an intimidating unknown figure. Even Palmer ignored the hooded individual. Second, Abomination failing to put Dominous through a table and then falling on him on the second attempt was embarrassing. On the flip side, the interview with Dan Wilson was awesome (what else do you expect from Anarchy managers), Mikki Free squash and subsequent turn on Justice and Hunter & Johnson discussion about War Games. The announcers provided a good history between the warring factions, the experience factor and how determined the leaders were to destroy the other.
DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html
NOTES: Damien Wayne captured the NWA North American Heavyweight Title from Dru Onyx in Sin City on August 25.
Episode 78
August 27, 2007
We begin this week’s report with a moment of silence for Dewey Robertson, aka the Missing Link, who recently passed away.
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- Welcome to another edition of NWA Anarchy TV, this is PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING~! We are one week away from Hostile Environment in Gainesville, GA. Last week, the Anger Alliance proved themselves to be the Enforcers of NWA Anarchy by doing Sal Rinauro’s and Chad Parham’s dirty work. Unfortunately for Chad, he sabotaged Adam Roberts’ opportunity to put Ace Rockwell away. Patrick “the Wizard of Oz” Bentley finally showed heart and determination by pulling off the upset on Slim J and knotting their series up at 2 apiece. They will settle their differences in the fifth and decisive fall at HE. Also, Todd Sexton battles Sal Rinauro, NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion Chad “I’m a god” Parham defends against Ace Rockwell and Truitt Fields is in a rematch with NWA Anarchy TV Champion Jeremy Vain. This week, the Awesome Attraction take on the Hollywood Brunettes, and Azreal and Kory Chavis duke it out to determine if the NWA Elite or the Devil’s Rejects gain the advantage at War Games.
1. Anger Alliance (Brody Ray Chase & Brandon Phoenix) defeated Sex & Money (Kaleb Konley & Andrew Pendleton III)
According to Wikipedia, Anger Alliance is a reincarnation of Hot Stuff International. According to Wikipedia on Sunday, Aberdeen, South Dakota is in the middle of nowhere. Well, that’s partly true, but it’s also in the middle of a frog swamp! Sex & Money dominate the offense, including a nice slingshot legdrop by Konley across Pendleton’s knee. Phoenix gets tired of Konley’s shenanigans and takes him down with the STO. Brody Ray tags in and lives up to his reputation by tossing Konley around like Paper Mache. After commercial, Konley takes down Phoenix with a scissors kick. The crowd trades dualing chants between Konley & Brandon. Pendleton receives the hot tag and cleans house. As soon as it appears Sex & Money has the match won, Adam Roberts & Don Matthews head out to make the save. Phoenix takes down Konley with a standing STO and Matthews destroys Pendleton with the Lariat of Doom. My God, look at the carnage in the ring. It’s like Devastation Incorporated minus Skandar Akbar.
- Last week, it was Jeff G Bailey who delivered his State of the Union address for the NWA Elite and now it’s time for Dan Wilson to do likewise. Tonight, Wilson is not speaking to Bailey, but to all Anarchy fans. Eminent war is upon us in Anarchy and at GMC, HE 2007, it’ll mark the 20th Anniversary of War Games. It’s only fitting that the most sadistic individuals in NWA history will compete in a human massacre. Not even a snuff film could outdo what the Rejects are going to do to the Elite. Yep, they will battle their mortal enemies in a 14 foot high steal cage. That brings us to the NWA Elite. Bailey believes the Elite are a family because they roasted marshmallows at a campfire. The Rejects live and kill together. It won’t be like those phony ultimate fights, it’ll be a bloody massacre to the end without any judges. The match continues until one man can no longer continue. The Rejects have been to the War Games, but Bailey hasn’t been since the Braves have been in the World Series. It’ll probably be twice as long before the Mayor Doug Wilder, Richmond Council and Richmond Metropolitan Authority replace the dilapidated Diamond for the Braves AAA affiliate. ROTFLMAO! The Rejects are fresh off last year’s War Games. They lost last year, but Jerry Palmer was carted off in an ambulance. Bailey is a TRUST FUND BABY~! Wilson is the salt of the earth and was summoned to lead the Rejects. There’s no excuse for Bailey not being at War Games, even if he is jail. Why? If Bailey is in jail, then he better break out. This will be the most violent war in the history of professional wrestling because there will be buckets of blood and organs lying everywhere. It will be a true massacre just like tonight. The Soul Assassin has gotten soft and is no longer a thug. Tonight, the Rejects gain the advantage in War Games and on the 23rd the revenge for Tank will come full circle. On June 23, Jeff better pick out his most expensive Armani suit because it will be the one he will buried in.
2. Mikki Free w/ “Mr. Representation” Al Getz squashed Billy “I Sell Like A Million” Buck.
Free delivered a beating and Billy sold it like a million bucks.
- After commercial, Free prepares to demonstrate what will happen to Shadow Jackson on poor old Billy Buck. This is when Jason Justice magically appears out of a poof of smoke. Getz asks Justice where the hell he has been for the past month. Justice took a leave of absence to do some soul searching until Jerry Palmer called, whose name draws a pop from all the ladies in the crowd. Palmer brought them in to do the right thing and wants Free to look at himself. Justice proclaims themselves the most dominant tag team in Anarchy until Mr. Representation showed up. The crowd loudly pops as Justice trashes Getz. Getz dares Justice to say it to his face and calls him a quitter and a loser. Justice grabs Getz by the collar, but Free clobbers him from behind. Justice no sells and fights fire with fire. Getz grabs the dog collar and nails Justice form behind. Free takes Justice down with a pump handle powerslam. Getz asks, “Who do you think you are?” Getz wants Free to show his true colors by hanging Justice. Well, Shadow and Palmer has had enough and they clean the ring of the bootleg thugs. A man shows up at ringside wearing a hood and folds his arms across high chest like a Beastie Boy. Palmer tells Getz that he has crossed the line and Shadow will kill the cracker by hanging. Palmer sweetens the ante and puts up creative control of the company. Getz will have complete dominance of creative control if Free beats Shadow. Getz relishes the thought of gaining creative control, but pisses in his pants when Palmer announces that if Shadow wins, he gets five minutes with him. This was a good segment, but what was with the dude with the hood all about?
- Well, this was supposed to be non-title action between the Awesome Attraction and the Brunettes, but Seth Delay & Adrian Hawkins rudely interrupt the action and launch an all out assault on the Brunettes. The Awesome Attraction has an alternate plan and commandeers a ladder. Creed mounts the top turnbuckle and Young climbs the ladder and they wipe all four men. The crowd goes Buck Wild as they celebrate their beloved tag champions. Eddie Rich announces that all three teams will compete in a three way dance ladder match for the NWA Anarchy Tag Team Titles at HE.
3. “The Son of Satan” and “the Satanic Pyromaniac” Azreal defeated “the Soul Assassin” Kory Chavis in a coin toss match.
This match has major implications: the winner will give his team the advantage at War Games. What makes this match even more special, Azreal & Chavis are former NWA Wildside Tag Team Champions. Chavis stiffs Azreal early on, but he reverses the Spinesplitta with a cutter variation. Azreal attacks Chavis at ringside. Chavis attempts a moonsault, but Azreal raises his knees. Ouch, that hurt. Azreal makes a nonchalant cover and Chavis kicks out at two. Meanwhile, the Best Damn Announcing Team Period reflect upon the Rejects vs. Elite feud and how the respective leaders have played the human game of One Upmanship. After commercial, they trade fistacuffs and Chavis takes advantage with a spinning faceplant. Azreal fights back with a sitout powerbomb variation for a near fall. The crowd rallies behind the Soul Assassin and he responds by reversing a suplex with the Spinesplitta. Chavis struggles to make the cover and Azreal kicks out at 2½. Jeff G Bailey has the bright idea to introduce baby powder, but the referee catches him white handed. As Bailey argues with the referee, Azreal crushes Chavis’s throat with the Staff of Righteousness~! Damn, that had to hurt. Azreal finishes off Chavis. Shaun Tempters & Azreal attempt to gain the early advantage by going after Chavis. However, Jeff Lewis and Phil Shatter make the save. Both teams brawl at ringside. Bailey slides a table into the ring while Tempers fires back at Shatter at ringside. Dominous eliminates Chavis from the picture, which allows the managers an opportunity to meet mano y mano in mid ring. They back into each other, turn around and prepare for war. Bailey loosens his tie up while Wilson pulls his jacket off. They trade fire until Dominous attacks Bailey. As he prepares to put Bailey through the table, Abomination makes the save. They club each other until Abomination takes over with a series of headbutts. Abomination botches a table spot with the two armed chokeslam. The crowd chants “one more time” and Abomination obliges. Abomination succeeds on the second try and tumbles right on Dominous. That was bad. The Elite head back into the ring to reclaim their turf while the Rejects retreat back to the locker room. Holy Gotham Batman that finish was an abomination. Just kidding, it wasn’t an abomination, but it came across as oofish. Overall, everything was great leading up to the battle of the big men.
OVERALL: This episode was great all around, but it almost shot itself in the foot on two instances. First, the hooded individual didn’t look right standing beside Al Getz with his arms crossed across his chest. He came across more of a joke than an intimidating unknown figure. Even Palmer ignored the hooded individual. Second, Abomination failing to put Dominous through a table and then falling on him on the second attempt was embarrassing. On the flip side, the interview with Dan Wilson was awesome (what else do you expect from Anarchy managers), Mikki Free squash and subsequent turn on Justice and Hunter & Johnson discussion about War Games. The announcers provided a good history between the warring factions, the experience factor and how determined the leaders were to destroy the other.
DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html
NOTES: Damien Wayne captured the NWA North American Heavyweight Title from Dru Onyx in Sin City on August 25.