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NWA Anarchy TV Report
Episode 81
September 17, 2007
Special thanks to everyone that made the Kirby Mack Benefit Show a success. The latest edition to the Tar Heel State, Kaleb Konley, wrestled on that card for CWA in Statesville, NC.
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- Last week, Truitt Fields scored an impressive victory over NWA Anarchy TV Champion Jeremy Vain’s special enforcer Rob Adonis. In the #1 contender titles tournament, the Urban Assault Squad take on the Brunettes and the World’s Pretties Tag Team in a tornado style match. In the main event, Chad Parham defends against Ace Rockwell in a no DQ, no countout match. Tonight’s edition of Anarchy should prove to be a barnburner.
1. The Awesome Attraction (Austin Creed & Hayden Young) defeated the Hustle Squad in a non-title match.
Our color commentator John Johnson is at it again by blaming Austin Creed for the major drought in Georgia. Whether or not you blame Creed for the drought, he’s guilty of owning a super gimmick and being a heat magnet. The Awesome Attraction dominates the early going by displaying their double teaming prowess. Johnson can be down with the Hustlers, but MJ eats a huge double suplex. MJ takes Young down with a STO and Giddy connects with a running shooting star press for a two count. I just have to add here, Young should have held off becoming a professional wrestler and instead been a high jumper or a basketball player. This man has more springing ability than Rex Chapman who had a monster vertical. Back to the match, Young outquicks the Hustle Squad and makes the tag to Creed. Creed peppers up one member, clubs him with the Monte Fisto, clotheslines the hell out of the other member and Young wins with the Flying Squirrel.
- Al Getz is accompanied to the ring by Melissa Coates as “New York” echoes throughout the Church of Southern Professional Wrestling. You know, that is just so sacrilegious, but damn it’s funny. Mr. Representation is appalled at the nothing happening trailer park losers in the arena. He calls the locker room full of tramps and that a real woman has entered the NWA Arena. And if you didn’t know, Coates is a former Miss Olympia. “I’d slap the ugly out of ‘ya, but we don’t have all night.” Yep, Getz was his usual funny self here as insulted the crowd and wrestlers backstage. Getz challenges any male wrestler to battle Coates. As Eddie Rich is prepared to announce tonight’s sacrificial lamb, we’re interrupted by a perfectly timed commercial. (Whether it was intentional or not, this was a perfectly timed commercial.)
2. Melissa Coates destroyed Chris King.
Mr. Representation is NWA Anarchy’s official equal rights opportunist. King answers the challenge and boy did he make a mistake. He really believes armbars and wristlocks are going to hurt this broad. Coates upsets King with the pregnant dog SLAP OF DOOM~! She continues to dominate the pathetic 98 pound weakling with numerous power moves. King fights back with a dropkick and crossbody, but Coates presses out the pinfall attempts. Coates finishes the outmatched King with a sitout gourdbuster. Its official, Chris King has been overthrown, tossed into the NWA Dungeon and now to be referred to as the Underworld Peon.
- Reverend Dan Wilson is back with an interview where he introduces Patrick Bentley as the newest Devil’s Reject. (Read last week’s TV report for a paraphrasing of the interview.) We turn to Slim J in mid ring. He calls his match with Bentley at HE one the best of his career. Bentley betrayed not only J, but also the fans. J is angry because the wasted three months of his career. No need to worry, Bentley will continue to be tortured by Slim J, BUSTER~!
3. Urban Assault Squad (Nemesis & Shadow Jackson) defeated the World Prettiest Tag Team (Seth Delay & Adrian Hawkins) and the Hollywood Brunettes (Kyle Matthews & Andrew Alexander) to become the #1 contenders to the NWA Anarchy Tag Team Titles.
UAS are brawling specialists and normally excel at Texas Tornado matches. They dominate the early going, but WPTT and the Brunettes quadruple team the much larger adversaries. As typical for any tornado match in Anarchy, this was a fun cluster. After commercial, egos flair up between the Brunettes and WPTT. The UAS receive an opportunity to recoup their senses after Hawkins and Alexander pull a move right out of Marcus Alexander Bagwell’s playbook, a double cross body. UAS land double double clotheslines, which means that they ate up four wrestlers at the same time. Jackson double chokeslams TTPT. Nemesis mounts the top turnbuckle and lands a huge knee for the victory.
- The Awesome Attraction head out from the locker room to confront the UAS. ER announces these two tag teams will battle for the tag titles at the next Anarchy TV taping. The Attraction offer handshakes and UAS oblige. Nemesis sets up to attack them, but Jackson pulls him back. I smell a heel turn here.
4. Ace Rockwell defeated Chad Parham to become the new NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion.
“An undisclosed sum to you is like a penny to him.” ROTFL~! Rockwell conducts a disgusting act by launching assault on the champ. Parham fleas to ringside and suckers Rockwell in. Rockwell tosses Parham in and discovers plunder. Parham escapes a Rockwell chair smash and wakes him up with a loud chop. Parham tosses Rockwell over the top rope. Rockwell tries to pull a Ricky Steamboat, but Parham waffles him with a sickening chair shot to the back. Parham stakes his claim at ringside and brutally tosses Rockwell into the camera stand. Parham commandeers another chair and plasters Rockwell’s back. Rockwell has to be singing, “Oh, my achy breaky back, my achy breaky back is hurt.” Parham sees Rockwell hasn’t had enough and brutalizes Rockwell’s lacerated dome with another shot. Parham provides a ringside tour before tossing Rockwell back in the ring. Parham smashes Rockwell before ripping off the top turnbuckle padding. Parham continues to methodically dissect Rockwell. Johnson accuses NWA Owner Jerry Palmer of handing Rockwell to someone out of his league. Rockwell fires back with blows to the solar plexus, but Parham makes for Dodge. After commercial, Palmer cuts off Parham at the Pass. Parham backs into Rockwell, but he lands a concussive enziguri. Parham finds plunder in the form of a table. Parham would love to send Rockwell flying through the table, but the Seven Figured Deal counters with a beautifully executed Sunset flip for a near fall. Parham delivers a nasty clothesline. Meanwhile, the Devil’s Rejects & NWA Elite observe from ringside. Even Melissa & Al Getz join the Peanut Gallery. Parham procrastinates and eats a pair of knee on a senton. Slim J heads out as Rockwell rises to his feet. The fans and face wrestlers rally behind Rockwell as he catapults Parham head first on the exposed turnbuckle. Parham takes a dip to take a breather and attempts to walk out the front door! Security prevents his escape. Lucky bastard. Rockwell momentarily dominates Parham in the bleachers. Parham slithers back into the ring and begs for mercy. Rockwell will have none of it as he sports a huge comeback. Parham lands on the table, which collapses under his weight. Rockwell flies over the top rope on Parham. Back in the ring, Parham scores a much needed desperation field goal to buy himself time. Parham calls for the piledriver, but Rockwell collapses. Parham pays him back by mauling him. Rockwell fails to down to the piledriver again, so Parham boots and scorns Rockwell. Rockwell escapes the piledriver and wins with the Ace’s High. Rockwell victoriously poses with his foot firmly places on Parham’s chest.
OVERALL: The Rockwell/Parham feud is nearing completion. Anarchy has milked it for everything its worth and deservedly so. Parham is an awesome chicken nuts heel while Rockwell is an upcoming talent with a great future ahead. Unfortunately, Rockwell’s title reign ended shortly due to an injury. The only negatives I find are Rockwell taking way too many chair shots to be believable and there should have been more focus on celebrating Rockwell’s victory. It was so old school for the major players to watch from ringside, which made this title match feel more important than previous ones. Kudos to Parham for covering up the table spot. This was a good TV match that warrants several viewings.
- Greg Hunter confronts Parham backstage about losing the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Title. A befuddled Parham demands a rematch after holding the coveted title for one year.
DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html
NOTES: NWA Southern Pro presents Clash of the Champions on September 29 at Hertford Middle School in Murfreesboro, NC. The card features Adam Pearce defending the NWA World Heavyweight Title against Sean Denny, NWA NA Champion Damien Wayne vs. Joey Silvia (potential US match of the year candidate), NWA National Champion Chance Prophet vs. Q-Sic and NWA NA Tag Champions Mike Booth & Preston Quinn vs. CW Anderson & David Young. This NWA promotion is so awesome, this card will blow away everything in the Mid-Atlantic area since the days of OMEGA.
Episode 81
September 17, 2007
Special thanks to everyone that made the Kirby Mack Benefit Show a success. The latest edition to the Tar Heel State, Kaleb Konley, wrestled on that card for CWA in Statesville, NC.
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- Last week, Truitt Fields scored an impressive victory over NWA Anarchy TV Champion Jeremy Vain’s special enforcer Rob Adonis. In the #1 contender titles tournament, the Urban Assault Squad take on the Brunettes and the World’s Pretties Tag Team in a tornado style match. In the main event, Chad Parham defends against Ace Rockwell in a no DQ, no countout match. Tonight’s edition of Anarchy should prove to be a barnburner.
1. The Awesome Attraction (Austin Creed & Hayden Young) defeated the Hustle Squad in a non-title match.
Our color commentator John Johnson is at it again by blaming Austin Creed for the major drought in Georgia. Whether or not you blame Creed for the drought, he’s guilty of owning a super gimmick and being a heat magnet. The Awesome Attraction dominates the early going by displaying their double teaming prowess. Johnson can be down with the Hustlers, but MJ eats a huge double suplex. MJ takes Young down with a STO and Giddy connects with a running shooting star press for a two count. I just have to add here, Young should have held off becoming a professional wrestler and instead been a high jumper or a basketball player. This man has more springing ability than Rex Chapman who had a monster vertical. Back to the match, Young outquicks the Hustle Squad and makes the tag to Creed. Creed peppers up one member, clubs him with the Monte Fisto, clotheslines the hell out of the other member and Young wins with the Flying Squirrel.
- Al Getz is accompanied to the ring by Melissa Coates as “New York” echoes throughout the Church of Southern Professional Wrestling. You know, that is just so sacrilegious, but damn it’s funny. Mr. Representation is appalled at the nothing happening trailer park losers in the arena. He calls the locker room full of tramps and that a real woman has entered the NWA Arena. And if you didn’t know, Coates is a former Miss Olympia. “I’d slap the ugly out of ‘ya, but we don’t have all night.” Yep, Getz was his usual funny self here as insulted the crowd and wrestlers backstage. Getz challenges any male wrestler to battle Coates. As Eddie Rich is prepared to announce tonight’s sacrificial lamb, we’re interrupted by a perfectly timed commercial. (Whether it was intentional or not, this was a perfectly timed commercial.)
2. Melissa Coates destroyed Chris King.
Mr. Representation is NWA Anarchy’s official equal rights opportunist. King answers the challenge and boy did he make a mistake. He really believes armbars and wristlocks are going to hurt this broad. Coates upsets King with the pregnant dog SLAP OF DOOM~! She continues to dominate the pathetic 98 pound weakling with numerous power moves. King fights back with a dropkick and crossbody, but Coates presses out the pinfall attempts. Coates finishes the outmatched King with a sitout gourdbuster. Its official, Chris King has been overthrown, tossed into the NWA Dungeon and now to be referred to as the Underworld Peon.
- Reverend Dan Wilson is back with an interview where he introduces Patrick Bentley as the newest Devil’s Reject. (Read last week’s TV report for a paraphrasing of the interview.) We turn to Slim J in mid ring. He calls his match with Bentley at HE one the best of his career. Bentley betrayed not only J, but also the fans. J is angry because the wasted three months of his career. No need to worry, Bentley will continue to be tortured by Slim J, BUSTER~!
3. Urban Assault Squad (Nemesis & Shadow Jackson) defeated the World Prettiest Tag Team (Seth Delay & Adrian Hawkins) and the Hollywood Brunettes (Kyle Matthews & Andrew Alexander) to become the #1 contenders to the NWA Anarchy Tag Team Titles.
UAS are brawling specialists and normally excel at Texas Tornado matches. They dominate the early going, but WPTT and the Brunettes quadruple team the much larger adversaries. As typical for any tornado match in Anarchy, this was a fun cluster. After commercial, egos flair up between the Brunettes and WPTT. The UAS receive an opportunity to recoup their senses after Hawkins and Alexander pull a move right out of Marcus Alexander Bagwell’s playbook, a double cross body. UAS land double double clotheslines, which means that they ate up four wrestlers at the same time. Jackson double chokeslams TTPT. Nemesis mounts the top turnbuckle and lands a huge knee for the victory.
- The Awesome Attraction head out from the locker room to confront the UAS. ER announces these two tag teams will battle for the tag titles at the next Anarchy TV taping. The Attraction offer handshakes and UAS oblige. Nemesis sets up to attack them, but Jackson pulls him back. I smell a heel turn here.
4. Ace Rockwell defeated Chad Parham to become the new NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion.
“An undisclosed sum to you is like a penny to him.” ROTFL~! Rockwell conducts a disgusting act by launching assault on the champ. Parham fleas to ringside and suckers Rockwell in. Rockwell tosses Parham in and discovers plunder. Parham escapes a Rockwell chair smash and wakes him up with a loud chop. Parham tosses Rockwell over the top rope. Rockwell tries to pull a Ricky Steamboat, but Parham waffles him with a sickening chair shot to the back. Parham stakes his claim at ringside and brutally tosses Rockwell into the camera stand. Parham commandeers another chair and plasters Rockwell’s back. Rockwell has to be singing, “Oh, my achy breaky back, my achy breaky back is hurt.” Parham sees Rockwell hasn’t had enough and brutalizes Rockwell’s lacerated dome with another shot. Parham provides a ringside tour before tossing Rockwell back in the ring. Parham smashes Rockwell before ripping off the top turnbuckle padding. Parham continues to methodically dissect Rockwell. Johnson accuses NWA Owner Jerry Palmer of handing Rockwell to someone out of his league. Rockwell fires back with blows to the solar plexus, but Parham makes for Dodge. After commercial, Palmer cuts off Parham at the Pass. Parham backs into Rockwell, but he lands a concussive enziguri. Parham finds plunder in the form of a table. Parham would love to send Rockwell flying through the table, but the Seven Figured Deal counters with a beautifully executed Sunset flip for a near fall. Parham delivers a nasty clothesline. Meanwhile, the Devil’s Rejects & NWA Elite observe from ringside. Even Melissa & Al Getz join the Peanut Gallery. Parham procrastinates and eats a pair of knee on a senton. Slim J heads out as Rockwell rises to his feet. The fans and face wrestlers rally behind Rockwell as he catapults Parham head first on the exposed turnbuckle. Parham takes a dip to take a breather and attempts to walk out the front door! Security prevents his escape. Lucky bastard. Rockwell momentarily dominates Parham in the bleachers. Parham slithers back into the ring and begs for mercy. Rockwell will have none of it as he sports a huge comeback. Parham lands on the table, which collapses under his weight. Rockwell flies over the top rope on Parham. Back in the ring, Parham scores a much needed desperation field goal to buy himself time. Parham calls for the piledriver, but Rockwell collapses. Parham pays him back by mauling him. Rockwell fails to down to the piledriver again, so Parham boots and scorns Rockwell. Rockwell escapes the piledriver and wins with the Ace’s High. Rockwell victoriously poses with his foot firmly places on Parham’s chest.
OVERALL: The Rockwell/Parham feud is nearing completion. Anarchy has milked it for everything its worth and deservedly so. Parham is an awesome chicken nuts heel while Rockwell is an upcoming talent with a great future ahead. Unfortunately, Rockwell’s title reign ended shortly due to an injury. The only negatives I find are Rockwell taking way too many chair shots to be believable and there should have been more focus on celebrating Rockwell’s victory. It was so old school for the major players to watch from ringside, which made this title match feel more important than previous ones. Kudos to Parham for covering up the table spot. This was a good TV match that warrants several viewings.
- Greg Hunter confronts Parham backstage about losing the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Title. A befuddled Parham demands a rematch after holding the coveted title for one year.
DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html
NOTES: NWA Southern Pro presents Clash of the Champions on September 29 at Hertford Middle School in Murfreesboro, NC. The card features Adam Pearce defending the NWA World Heavyweight Title against Sean Denny, NWA NA Champion Damien Wayne vs. Joey Silvia (potential US match of the year candidate), NWA National Champion Chance Prophet vs. Q-Sic and NWA NA Tag Champions Mike Booth & Preston Quinn vs. CW Anderson & David Young. This NWA promotion is so awesome, this card will blow away everything in the Mid-Atlantic area since the days of OMEGA.