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NWA Anarchy TV Report
Episode 82
September 24, 2007
Fright Night 2007 is upon us and will be held at the NWA Arena this Saturday night! NWA Southern Pro is holding the Clash of Champions with an incredible lineup. Saturday looks to be an awesome night for NWA wrestling.
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- The “King of Cornelia” Chad Parham actually thought he had Ace Rockwell defeated on last week’s edition of NWA Anarchy. Unbeknownst to the self-professed greatest NWA Anarchy champion ever, Ace Rockwell played possum and pilfered the coveted title with the Ace’s High. The former two time NWA Anarchy champion left befuddled and confused.
- “The Seven Figured Deal” and first Triple Crown Winner in NWA Anarchy History Ace Rockwell has several words of wisdom for everyone. Parham has the ability to do it all, but Rockwell was the best fighter tonight. Heart is what Rockwell has. Now bow down and worship the Almighty Ace Rockwell!
- Greg Hunter recaps last week’s upset victory. Meanwhile, John Johnson just returned from the restroom where he through up because he is disgusted at Rockwell and the Urban Assault Squad. Sigh. I feel sorry for our brethren in his time of adversary. So I lied. This week, “the Soul Assassin” Kory Chavis with Abomination battles “Sort of a Big Deal” Sal Rinauro.
- Oh, Lord, its attorney/agent Jeff G Bailey lecturing the crowd about how great the NWA Elite is. Wait a minute, they are that GREAT~! The crowd should be happy that the Soul Assassin is gracing the NWA Arena with his presence. Unfortunately, Jeff Lewis didn’t think this match was important even though Chavis is the Standard Bearer of Violence for the Elite.
1. “the Standard Bearer of Violence” Kory Chavis pinned “I Lost My Taco in El Segundo” Sal Rinauro
Chavis starts out without resorting to violent tactics. Rinauro uses chicanery to keep the Chavis at bay. Chavis is not to be outmaneuvered and catches Rinauro with a beautiful dropkick. Chavis turnbuckle whips and backdrops Rinauro. He follows up by catapulting Rinauro’s throat underneath the bottom rope. Ouch, that hurt. Bailey makes the most of his opportunity and pounds on Rinauro while Chavis distracts the referee. Well, so far it looks like Bailey is upholding the violence. After commercial, Rinauro’s instincts kick in with an elbow and a hiptoss onto the turnbuckle. That hurt, too. Brent Wiley exercises his ten count and Rinauro lands a trio of clotheslines. Rinauro nails Chavis with the ENZIGURI~! Rinauro poses and Chavis responds with a spinning toe hold. Chavis knocks the taco out of Rianuro’s mouth with the Shining Wizard. Chavis makes the cover, but Rinauro kicks out at two. Both men trade several near falls before Chavis scores a near fall with a spinning faceplant. Rinauro decides he hasn’t enough and delivers a backbreaker and a German suplex. Rinauro makes the cover, but Bailey smartly places Chavis’s leg on the ropes. Rinauro takes exception by spitting in Bailey’s face. That wasn’t very clever because Chavis executes the Spinesplitta. The referee makes the count, one… two… but no, Rinauro kicks out. At ringside, Bailey is beside himself as the crowd rallies behind Rinauro. Rinauro counters a slingshot with a double knee to the face and flying knee for a beautiful near fall. Chavis decides he’s had one too many Rinauro Taco’s and counters Sliced Bread #2 with the Dark City Street Cutter for the victory. Chavis looked more like a wrestler than a standard bearer of violence. Bailey orders Abomination into the ring where he chokeslams Rinauro to Hades. There was an overabundance of near falls at the end, but the match was pretty good.
- Greg Hunter is like EF Hutton, when he speaks, chaos ensues. NWA Anarchy Owner Jerry Palmer addresses the tag title match between the Urban Assault Squad and the Awesome Attraction before he’s rudely interrupted by the Hollywood Brunettes. Like I said, where Hunter speaks, riots ensue. The World’s Pretties Tag Team and the Anger Alliance join in to make an eight some. Brody Ray relishes the opportunity to disfigure two pretty tag teams. Everything appears to be kosher until Tony Santerelli magically reappears from a puff of smoke. Palmer blows him off, “You don’t get, do you? You just don’t get it.” Santarelli is the classic awesome thingyy and overconfident heel. I see lots of fun with this storyline.
2. The Anger Alliance (Adam Roberts & Don Matthews & Brandon Phoenix & Brody Ray Chase) defeated the Worlds Pretties Tag Team (Seth Delay & Adrian Hawkins) & the Hollywood Brunettes (Andrew Alexander & Kyle Matthews).
The Anger Alliance resembles the West Texas Rednecks. “NONE OF THEM ARE FROM TEXAS, YOU IDIOT~! ALABAMA, SOUTH CAROLINA, NORTH CAROLINA, GEORGIA, NO TEXANS! NONE, NOT A ONE OF THEM!” Every week Johnson has something foolish to say, but that’s what makes him a great color commentator. Chase enjoys tossing the Wizard of Aahz like paper Mache. Chase kills a Brunette with a pump handle twisting slam. After commercial, Matthews performs reconstructive surgery on Delay’s beautiful chest with chops. WHOO~! Chase scores a near fall with his patented spinning uranage. Brody Ray & Phoenix double team the hapless Delay. Brody Ray chokeslams Delay across his knee and Phoenix lands a legdrop for a near fall. Delay finals buys himself time by countering a powerbomb with a desperation rana. Well, Delay reaches for Hawkins, but the dastardly duo of the Brunettes guarantee no hot tag is ever made. Matthews wins with the Lariat of Doom. This was pretty simple and effective. Yeah, Brody Ray could toss jabronis every week and I’d be happy.
- “The Manager of Superstars” Al Getz is an equal opportunity activist and relishes the opportunity to unleash his Equal Opportunity Destroyer, Melissa Coates. He issues an open challenge to any wrestler man enough to wrestle her, uh, I mean him. Getz wants the biggest fan in the audience, but not the ugliest. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah… Getz introduces tonight’s humanburger, former referee Wesley Grissom. As Coates enters the ring, the crowd promptly chants “She’s a man.” I concur. :-)
3. Melissa Coates destroyed Wesley Grissom.
This contest is sponsored by the Adam Walsh Foundation for Missing and Exploited Children. Johnson accidentally calls Getz a jerk while Coates embarrasses and humiliates the former referee. She or I mean he, humbles Grissom. Grissom finally sneaks in a flying head scissors and a shoulderblock. He connects with a running shooting star press for only a one count after an enziguri. Like a spider who plays with the prey before devouring it, Coates turns Grissom inside out with a clothesline and wins with a sitout gourdbuster. She, uh I mean, he performs pushups on Grissom to add insult to misery.
4. The Awesome Attraction (Austin Creed & Hayden Young) battled “The Kornelia Kracka Killaz” Urban Assault Squad (Nemesis & Shadow Jackson) to a double countout. The Awesome Attraction retain the NWA Anarchy Tag Team Titles.
UAS won a three way Texas tornado match to earn a title shot at the Awesome Attraction. Jackson proves his strength superiority by running over Creed like a redneck trucker several times over. Young gains an advantage with a waistlock takedown and a clothesline. Creed receives the tag, leaps of the top turnbuckle and Jackson catches him with a nice running power slam. Nemesis tags in and has a bright idea, trade fisticuffs with Creed. Creed just looks at his ass, laughs and knocks his ass out. I’m sure Nemesis will feel the after effects in the morning. Nemesis tires of Young and traps him in the UAS corner. Young eventually escapes with a neckbreaker variation before tagging out to Creed. Creed displays his pugilistic skills on Jackson, but Nemesis smells smoke and prevents a fire by taking the Monte Fisto. Jackson, the legal man, clotheslines Creed. Young tags and lands a series of dropkicks. Jackson gets tired of the cracker and kills him a massive chokeslam. After the referee exercises his count, Creed and Nemesis tag in. All hell breaks loose and Young sends Jackson flying to the floor. Creed takes Nemesis down with the STO as Young wipes out Jackson with a suicide dive. Jackson continues to battle Young on the floor until Creed wipes both men out. This leaves Nemesis alone in the ring, which doesn’t last for long. Nemesis mounts the top rope and it’s an incoming missile for the Awesome Attraction. Jackson tosses Young into the ring while Nemesis and Creed remain on the floor. Jackson catches Young with the spinebuster, but the referee can’t make the count. The ref gets tired of the chicanery and counts out Creed and Nemesis.
COMMENTS: The match lacked chemistry and depth, but featured a well executed storyline. It didn’t make sense for Creed to be steamrolled early on and UAS bumping for Young, a man they outweigh by 75 – 100 pounds. Overall, a good episode of Anarchy TV.
DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html
Episode 82
September 24, 2007
Fright Night 2007 is upon us and will be held at the NWA Arena this Saturday night! NWA Southern Pro is holding the Clash of Champions with an incredible lineup. Saturday looks to be an awesome night for NWA wrestling.
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- The “King of Cornelia” Chad Parham actually thought he had Ace Rockwell defeated on last week’s edition of NWA Anarchy. Unbeknownst to the self-professed greatest NWA Anarchy champion ever, Ace Rockwell played possum and pilfered the coveted title with the Ace’s High. The former two time NWA Anarchy champion left befuddled and confused.
- “The Seven Figured Deal” and first Triple Crown Winner in NWA Anarchy History Ace Rockwell has several words of wisdom for everyone. Parham has the ability to do it all, but Rockwell was the best fighter tonight. Heart is what Rockwell has. Now bow down and worship the Almighty Ace Rockwell!
- Greg Hunter recaps last week’s upset victory. Meanwhile, John Johnson just returned from the restroom where he through up because he is disgusted at Rockwell and the Urban Assault Squad. Sigh. I feel sorry for our brethren in his time of adversary. So I lied. This week, “the Soul Assassin” Kory Chavis with Abomination battles “Sort of a Big Deal” Sal Rinauro.
- Oh, Lord, its attorney/agent Jeff G Bailey lecturing the crowd about how great the NWA Elite is. Wait a minute, they are that GREAT~! The crowd should be happy that the Soul Assassin is gracing the NWA Arena with his presence. Unfortunately, Jeff Lewis didn’t think this match was important even though Chavis is the Standard Bearer of Violence for the Elite.
1. “the Standard Bearer of Violence” Kory Chavis pinned “I Lost My Taco in El Segundo” Sal Rinauro
Chavis starts out without resorting to violent tactics. Rinauro uses chicanery to keep the Chavis at bay. Chavis is not to be outmaneuvered and catches Rinauro with a beautiful dropkick. Chavis turnbuckle whips and backdrops Rinauro. He follows up by catapulting Rinauro’s throat underneath the bottom rope. Ouch, that hurt. Bailey makes the most of his opportunity and pounds on Rinauro while Chavis distracts the referee. Well, so far it looks like Bailey is upholding the violence. After commercial, Rinauro’s instincts kick in with an elbow and a hiptoss onto the turnbuckle. That hurt, too. Brent Wiley exercises his ten count and Rinauro lands a trio of clotheslines. Rinauro nails Chavis with the ENZIGURI~! Rinauro poses and Chavis responds with a spinning toe hold. Chavis knocks the taco out of Rianuro’s mouth with the Shining Wizard. Chavis makes the cover, but Rinauro kicks out at two. Both men trade several near falls before Chavis scores a near fall with a spinning faceplant. Rinauro decides he hasn’t enough and delivers a backbreaker and a German suplex. Rinauro makes the cover, but Bailey smartly places Chavis’s leg on the ropes. Rinauro takes exception by spitting in Bailey’s face. That wasn’t very clever because Chavis executes the Spinesplitta. The referee makes the count, one… two… but no, Rinauro kicks out. At ringside, Bailey is beside himself as the crowd rallies behind Rinauro. Rinauro counters a slingshot with a double knee to the face and flying knee for a beautiful near fall. Chavis decides he’s had one too many Rinauro Taco’s and counters Sliced Bread #2 with the Dark City Street Cutter for the victory. Chavis looked more like a wrestler than a standard bearer of violence. Bailey orders Abomination into the ring where he chokeslams Rinauro to Hades. There was an overabundance of near falls at the end, but the match was pretty good.
- Greg Hunter is like EF Hutton, when he speaks, chaos ensues. NWA Anarchy Owner Jerry Palmer addresses the tag title match between the Urban Assault Squad and the Awesome Attraction before he’s rudely interrupted by the Hollywood Brunettes. Like I said, where Hunter speaks, riots ensue. The World’s Pretties Tag Team and the Anger Alliance join in to make an eight some. Brody Ray relishes the opportunity to disfigure two pretty tag teams. Everything appears to be kosher until Tony Santerelli magically reappears from a puff of smoke. Palmer blows him off, “You don’t get, do you? You just don’t get it.” Santarelli is the classic awesome thingyy and overconfident heel. I see lots of fun with this storyline.
2. The Anger Alliance (Adam Roberts & Don Matthews & Brandon Phoenix & Brody Ray Chase) defeated the Worlds Pretties Tag Team (Seth Delay & Adrian Hawkins) & the Hollywood Brunettes (Andrew Alexander & Kyle Matthews).
The Anger Alliance resembles the West Texas Rednecks. “NONE OF THEM ARE FROM TEXAS, YOU IDIOT~! ALABAMA, SOUTH CAROLINA, NORTH CAROLINA, GEORGIA, NO TEXANS! NONE, NOT A ONE OF THEM!” Every week Johnson has something foolish to say, but that’s what makes him a great color commentator. Chase enjoys tossing the Wizard of Aahz like paper Mache. Chase kills a Brunette with a pump handle twisting slam. After commercial, Matthews performs reconstructive surgery on Delay’s beautiful chest with chops. WHOO~! Chase scores a near fall with his patented spinning uranage. Brody Ray & Phoenix double team the hapless Delay. Brody Ray chokeslams Delay across his knee and Phoenix lands a legdrop for a near fall. Delay finals buys himself time by countering a powerbomb with a desperation rana. Well, Delay reaches for Hawkins, but the dastardly duo of the Brunettes guarantee no hot tag is ever made. Matthews wins with the Lariat of Doom. This was pretty simple and effective. Yeah, Brody Ray could toss jabronis every week and I’d be happy.
- “The Manager of Superstars” Al Getz is an equal opportunity activist and relishes the opportunity to unleash his Equal Opportunity Destroyer, Melissa Coates. He issues an open challenge to any wrestler man enough to wrestle her, uh, I mean him. Getz wants the biggest fan in the audience, but not the ugliest. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah… Getz introduces tonight’s humanburger, former referee Wesley Grissom. As Coates enters the ring, the crowd promptly chants “She’s a man.” I concur. :-)
3. Melissa Coates destroyed Wesley Grissom.
This contest is sponsored by the Adam Walsh Foundation for Missing and Exploited Children. Johnson accidentally calls Getz a jerk while Coates embarrasses and humiliates the former referee. She or I mean he, humbles Grissom. Grissom finally sneaks in a flying head scissors and a shoulderblock. He connects with a running shooting star press for only a one count after an enziguri. Like a spider who plays with the prey before devouring it, Coates turns Grissom inside out with a clothesline and wins with a sitout gourdbuster. She, uh I mean, he performs pushups on Grissom to add insult to misery.
4. The Awesome Attraction (Austin Creed & Hayden Young) battled “The Kornelia Kracka Killaz” Urban Assault Squad (Nemesis & Shadow Jackson) to a double countout. The Awesome Attraction retain the NWA Anarchy Tag Team Titles.
UAS won a three way Texas tornado match to earn a title shot at the Awesome Attraction. Jackson proves his strength superiority by running over Creed like a redneck trucker several times over. Young gains an advantage with a waistlock takedown and a clothesline. Creed receives the tag, leaps of the top turnbuckle and Jackson catches him with a nice running power slam. Nemesis tags in and has a bright idea, trade fisticuffs with Creed. Creed just looks at his ass, laughs and knocks his ass out. I’m sure Nemesis will feel the after effects in the morning. Nemesis tires of Young and traps him in the UAS corner. Young eventually escapes with a neckbreaker variation before tagging out to Creed. Creed displays his pugilistic skills on Jackson, but Nemesis smells smoke and prevents a fire by taking the Monte Fisto. Jackson, the legal man, clotheslines Creed. Young tags and lands a series of dropkicks. Jackson gets tired of the cracker and kills him a massive chokeslam. After the referee exercises his count, Creed and Nemesis tag in. All hell breaks loose and Young sends Jackson flying to the floor. Creed takes Nemesis down with the STO as Young wipes out Jackson with a suicide dive. Jackson continues to battle Young on the floor until Creed wipes both men out. This leaves Nemesis alone in the ring, which doesn’t last for long. Nemesis mounts the top rope and it’s an incoming missile for the Awesome Attraction. Jackson tosses Young into the ring while Nemesis and Creed remain on the floor. Jackson catches Young with the spinebuster, but the referee can’t make the count. The ref gets tired of the chicanery and counts out Creed and Nemesis.
COMMENTS: The match lacked chemistry and depth, but featured a well executed storyline. It didn’t make sense for Creed to be steamrolled early on and UAS bumping for Young, a man they outweigh by 75 – 100 pounds. Overall, a good episode of Anarchy TV.
DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html