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NWA Anarchy TV Report
Episode 83
October 1, 2007
The NWA Anarchy TV Report is finally upon us after driving from South Dakota to Virginia, attending the NWA Southern Pro Clash of Champions, revisiting old friends and driving from Virginia to South Dakota straight through without sleeping, preparing for homecoming and participating in the Midget Olympics.
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- Last week on NWA Anarchy TV, in what John Johnson described as a Chinese fire drill, the Urban Assault Squad battled the Awesome Attraction to a double countout; Sal Rinauro received a rude reception from the NWA Elite upon his return to the NWA Arena. This week we have a pair of rematches, Truitt Fields battles Jeremy Vain for the NWA Anarchy TV Title and “King of Cornelia” Chad Parham seeks revenge against the pesky NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion Ace Rockwell. Johnson believes Rockwell’s dreams will turn to nightmares, so he’d better enjoy drinking Kool Aid in his BMW while he is champion.
1. The Devil’s Rejects (Azreal & Shaun Tempers & Patrick Bentley) w/Dominous & Dan Wilson & the Staff of Righteousness destroyed Steven Walters & Derek Driver & Kaleb Konley.
Tonight’s designated enhancement talent for the Rejects successfully fight off a premeditated attack. The Rejects eventually takes over when Azreal no sells several chops by Driver. Johnson notes that every time the Rejects lose a major battle, they become stronger. The Rejects take turns pummeling poor Driver including Bentley humbling him. After commercial, Konley receives the hot tag, cleans house and scores a near fall with a swinging neckbreaker variation using his ankle. The offensive onslaught is only momentary: Azreal & Tempers destroy Driver with a crucifix backbreaker. Bentley finishes off Konley with the Dark Driver.
- Afterwards, Slim J slithers into the ring and confronts Bentley. Slim reminds Bentley that, “we’re not done yet, BUSTER~!” Wilson holds Bentley back and commands the Satanic Pyromaniac and the Sleeper Cell to take care of his light work. Slim manhandles them early on and uses Azreal as a springboard to launch an assault on Tempers. Azreal takes exception with an incredibly nasty looking DDT. The new Anarchy champ, Ace Rockwell, has seen enough and launches an assault on Tempers. Bentley sneaks in and smashes Rockwell’s knee with the Staff of Righteousness. Slim receives a sick looking double team inverted DDT from Azreal and Tempers. The Rejects leave both me laying alone in the ring after a devastating attack.
- Greg Hunter is like EF Hutton, when he speaks, chaos ensues. Wait a minute, didn’t I say that last week? Bill Behrens enters the scene and admits they don’t have any word on Rockwell’s condition. When all is said and done, Tony Santerelli pays Behrens a visit and shows him love with a brotherly hug. Remember kids, hugs not drugs. Santerelli blathers at Behrens because Jerry Palmer is busy. Behrens lectures Santerelli and takes special offense to Santerelli’s claim to be just as good as the Phenomenal 1. Behrens tells Santerelli to get the hell away, but it’s Behrens who walks off.
2. “The Kitchen Patrol Boy” Truitt Fields pinned Jeremy Vain w/Mr. Rob Adonis to a draw. Vain retains the NWA Anarchy TV Title because the 10 minute time limit had expired.
Fields dazzles Vain and Mr. Adonis early on with amazing feats of strength. Vain seeks an escape route, but Fields clubs him across the chest and back into the ring. Meanwhile, we have another fan letter from Virginia. Johnson shouts out to Q. T. Ooky and P Funk. Ooky would rather adorn a pit bull than spend time with Greg Hunter. LOL! Back to the match, Vain sends Fields flying with a dropkick. Mr. Adonis uses his finely crafted Italian shoes to stomp a mudhole in Fields. After commercial, Vain humbles Fields. Fields escapes with a forearm dive. Fields mounts an offensive flurry with less than a minute left. Fields smells victory, but Adonis distracts him by grabbing his leg. Vain obliterates Fields with a superkick for 2¾. Finally, the bell magically rings to answer Johnson’s command. The crowd demands five more minutes and Vain obliges! Like Bobby Heenan, he enjoys kicking a man when he’s down and promptly does so. Fields fights back, but Vain lands the VKO. Fields escapes the VDT, but slips off of Vain. Vain slaps on a reverse chinlock. Fields escapes and wins with the Truitt Slam. It appears we have a new TV champion, but Mr. Adonis notes otherwise. Ring announcer Eddie Rich confirms Adonis’s assertion by announcing the pinfall occurred after the time limit expiration.
COMMENTS: This match was much better wrestled than the previous meetings. The idea of Fields pinning Vain after the time limit puts forth the thought of the big payoff down the road. Late in the match, Johnson made a good cover when Vain slipped away from Fields.
3. “Walking One Man Genocide” Phil Shatter w/Jeff G Bailey & Abomination squashed “Delicious” Don Juan.
Bailey promised to turn Don Juan into a human cue ball, “the harder he hits him, the more English he gets out of him.” Hunter gasps in disbelief. Shatter delivers on Bailey’s promise of the Elite’s path of violence and destruction by destroying Don with a sidewalk slam, DVD, a powerslam and a squash. The massacre continued as Shatter pulled up Don Juan at every pin attempt. Finally, Don Juan had enough and escapes a turnbuckle charge. He lands a clothesline and a foot to the head. Shatter counters a middle rope dive with a spinebuster. Bailey orders Don Juan’s execution and Shatter finishes him off with the PTSD.
COMMENTS: This was a great old school squash that got Shatter over as a monster heel. Damn, did it have to be the uber popular Don Juan that had to be squashed?
4. Ace Rockwell pinned Chad Parham to retain the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Title.
There’s nothing more awesome than the local lead heel donning a Michael Vick jersey to rub it in to the crowd. Rockwell’s music plays and out comes NWA Owner Jerry Palmer. Palmer enlightens Parham to Rockwell’s condition and refuses to allow the Seven Figured Deal to wrestle tonight. Parham receives a roaring pop after telling Palmer to shut the hell up. Parham commands Palmer to allow tonight’s sacrificial lamb to wrestle to reclaim his championship. Rockwell hobbles to ringside, but Palmer says he will not allow him to wrestle. Being the fighting champion Rockwell is, he enters the ring. Hunter calls Rockwell stupid. Wait a minute I thought that was Larry Zbyszko’s line. Rockwell pummels and outhustles Parham in the opening moments. Rockwell drops to his knees after delivering a backdrop. Johnson announces Bad Newz Kennels as the new official sponsor of NWA Anarchy Wrestling. I’m sure the King of Cornelia would endorse that statement. Parham easily gains the advantage by clipping Rockwell. Parham pulls of Rockwell’s bandage and works over his exposed knee. Parham cinches in several leglock submission maneuvers including the stretch muffler. Rockwell grabs the rope to rise up, but Parham clubs him in the knee. Parham finally goes to town with the Figure 4, WHOO~! Unfortunately for Parham, the referee catches him using the ropes for leverage. Rockwell withes in pain as Parham kicks his bad knee. Parham slaps on another Figure 4 and Rockwell is in mind numbing pain. Johnson suggests that Rockwell should have remained back stage to watch Punky Brewster. Rockwell finally rallies behind the crowd and reverses the Figure 4. Parham scorns the referee and delivers another boot to the knee. Parham seeks a third Figure 4, but Rockwell kicks him into the exposed turnbuckle and rolls him up to win the match!!!! Palmer celebrates with Rockwell as Parham . Iceberg hops into the ring to confront Rockwell face to face. “The Altar of Human Mutilation” Iceberg stares him down, laughs and walks away. That visual was worth a million bucks.
COMMENTS: These two put a great match and perfectly executed the storyline despite Rockwell’s injury. The finish made perfect sense. Parham’s second run as champion will always be remembered as possibly his greatest and most fun championship run. Palmer trying to holding back Rockwell made the champion seem week, but in the end it fit into the grand scheme of things.
DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html
Episode 83
October 1, 2007
The NWA Anarchy TV Report is finally upon us after driving from South Dakota to Virginia, attending the NWA Southern Pro Clash of Champions, revisiting old friends and driving from Virginia to South Dakota straight through without sleeping, preparing for homecoming and participating in the Midget Olympics.
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- Last week on NWA Anarchy TV, in what John Johnson described as a Chinese fire drill, the Urban Assault Squad battled the Awesome Attraction to a double countout; Sal Rinauro received a rude reception from the NWA Elite upon his return to the NWA Arena. This week we have a pair of rematches, Truitt Fields battles Jeremy Vain for the NWA Anarchy TV Title and “King of Cornelia” Chad Parham seeks revenge against the pesky NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion Ace Rockwell. Johnson believes Rockwell’s dreams will turn to nightmares, so he’d better enjoy drinking Kool Aid in his BMW while he is champion.
1. The Devil’s Rejects (Azreal & Shaun Tempers & Patrick Bentley) w/Dominous & Dan Wilson & the Staff of Righteousness destroyed Steven Walters & Derek Driver & Kaleb Konley.
Tonight’s designated enhancement talent for the Rejects successfully fight off a premeditated attack. The Rejects eventually takes over when Azreal no sells several chops by Driver. Johnson notes that every time the Rejects lose a major battle, they become stronger. The Rejects take turns pummeling poor Driver including Bentley humbling him. After commercial, Konley receives the hot tag, cleans house and scores a near fall with a swinging neckbreaker variation using his ankle. The offensive onslaught is only momentary: Azreal & Tempers destroy Driver with a crucifix backbreaker. Bentley finishes off Konley with the Dark Driver.
- Afterwards, Slim J slithers into the ring and confronts Bentley. Slim reminds Bentley that, “we’re not done yet, BUSTER~!” Wilson holds Bentley back and commands the Satanic Pyromaniac and the Sleeper Cell to take care of his light work. Slim manhandles them early on and uses Azreal as a springboard to launch an assault on Tempers. Azreal takes exception with an incredibly nasty looking DDT. The new Anarchy champ, Ace Rockwell, has seen enough and launches an assault on Tempers. Bentley sneaks in and smashes Rockwell’s knee with the Staff of Righteousness. Slim receives a sick looking double team inverted DDT from Azreal and Tempers. The Rejects leave both me laying alone in the ring after a devastating attack.
- Greg Hunter is like EF Hutton, when he speaks, chaos ensues. Wait a minute, didn’t I say that last week? Bill Behrens enters the scene and admits they don’t have any word on Rockwell’s condition. When all is said and done, Tony Santerelli pays Behrens a visit and shows him love with a brotherly hug. Remember kids, hugs not drugs. Santerelli blathers at Behrens because Jerry Palmer is busy. Behrens lectures Santerelli and takes special offense to Santerelli’s claim to be just as good as the Phenomenal 1. Behrens tells Santerelli to get the hell away, but it’s Behrens who walks off.
2. “The Kitchen Patrol Boy” Truitt Fields pinned Jeremy Vain w/Mr. Rob Adonis to a draw. Vain retains the NWA Anarchy TV Title because the 10 minute time limit had expired.
Fields dazzles Vain and Mr. Adonis early on with amazing feats of strength. Vain seeks an escape route, but Fields clubs him across the chest and back into the ring. Meanwhile, we have another fan letter from Virginia. Johnson shouts out to Q. T. Ooky and P Funk. Ooky would rather adorn a pit bull than spend time with Greg Hunter. LOL! Back to the match, Vain sends Fields flying with a dropkick. Mr. Adonis uses his finely crafted Italian shoes to stomp a mudhole in Fields. After commercial, Vain humbles Fields. Fields escapes with a forearm dive. Fields mounts an offensive flurry with less than a minute left. Fields smells victory, but Adonis distracts him by grabbing his leg. Vain obliterates Fields with a superkick for 2¾. Finally, the bell magically rings to answer Johnson’s command. The crowd demands five more minutes and Vain obliges! Like Bobby Heenan, he enjoys kicking a man when he’s down and promptly does so. Fields fights back, but Vain lands the VKO. Fields escapes the VDT, but slips off of Vain. Vain slaps on a reverse chinlock. Fields escapes and wins with the Truitt Slam. It appears we have a new TV champion, but Mr. Adonis notes otherwise. Ring announcer Eddie Rich confirms Adonis’s assertion by announcing the pinfall occurred after the time limit expiration.
COMMENTS: This match was much better wrestled than the previous meetings. The idea of Fields pinning Vain after the time limit puts forth the thought of the big payoff down the road. Late in the match, Johnson made a good cover when Vain slipped away from Fields.
3. “Walking One Man Genocide” Phil Shatter w/Jeff G Bailey & Abomination squashed “Delicious” Don Juan.
Bailey promised to turn Don Juan into a human cue ball, “the harder he hits him, the more English he gets out of him.” Hunter gasps in disbelief. Shatter delivers on Bailey’s promise of the Elite’s path of violence and destruction by destroying Don with a sidewalk slam, DVD, a powerslam and a squash. The massacre continued as Shatter pulled up Don Juan at every pin attempt. Finally, Don Juan had enough and escapes a turnbuckle charge. He lands a clothesline and a foot to the head. Shatter counters a middle rope dive with a spinebuster. Bailey orders Don Juan’s execution and Shatter finishes him off with the PTSD.
COMMENTS: This was a great old school squash that got Shatter over as a monster heel. Damn, did it have to be the uber popular Don Juan that had to be squashed?
4. Ace Rockwell pinned Chad Parham to retain the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Title.
There’s nothing more awesome than the local lead heel donning a Michael Vick jersey to rub it in to the crowd. Rockwell’s music plays and out comes NWA Owner Jerry Palmer. Palmer enlightens Parham to Rockwell’s condition and refuses to allow the Seven Figured Deal to wrestle tonight. Parham receives a roaring pop after telling Palmer to shut the hell up. Parham commands Palmer to allow tonight’s sacrificial lamb to wrestle to reclaim his championship. Rockwell hobbles to ringside, but Palmer says he will not allow him to wrestle. Being the fighting champion Rockwell is, he enters the ring. Hunter calls Rockwell stupid. Wait a minute I thought that was Larry Zbyszko’s line. Rockwell pummels and outhustles Parham in the opening moments. Rockwell drops to his knees after delivering a backdrop. Johnson announces Bad Newz Kennels as the new official sponsor of NWA Anarchy Wrestling. I’m sure the King of Cornelia would endorse that statement. Parham easily gains the advantage by clipping Rockwell. Parham pulls of Rockwell’s bandage and works over his exposed knee. Parham cinches in several leglock submission maneuvers including the stretch muffler. Rockwell grabs the rope to rise up, but Parham clubs him in the knee. Parham finally goes to town with the Figure 4, WHOO~! Unfortunately for Parham, the referee catches him using the ropes for leverage. Rockwell withes in pain as Parham kicks his bad knee. Parham slaps on another Figure 4 and Rockwell is in mind numbing pain. Johnson suggests that Rockwell should have remained back stage to watch Punky Brewster. Rockwell finally rallies behind the crowd and reverses the Figure 4. Parham scorns the referee and delivers another boot to the knee. Parham seeks a third Figure 4, but Rockwell kicks him into the exposed turnbuckle and rolls him up to win the match!!!! Palmer celebrates with Rockwell as Parham . Iceberg hops into the ring to confront Rockwell face to face. “The Altar of Human Mutilation” Iceberg stares him down, laughs and walks away. That visual was worth a million bucks.
COMMENTS: These two put a great match and perfectly executed the storyline despite Rockwell’s injury. The finish made perfect sense. Parham’s second run as champion will always be remembered as possibly his greatest and most fun championship run. Palmer trying to holding back Rockwell made the champion seem week, but in the end it fit into the grand scheme of things.
DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html
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