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NWA Anarchy TV Report
Episode 84
October 8, 2007
The OMEGA reunion will occur at the Carolina Sports Arena in Burlington, NC. I’m extremely disappointed in the location because the CSA is the worst possible venue. Tar Heel Pro is running in Salisbury, NC on December 16 and February 3 (both Sundays) which will feature big name indy wrestlers from ROH, IWA-MS and other major indies. I wouldn’t be surprised to see Anarchy talent used in the promotion. In South Dakota, we don’t celebrate Columbus Day, its Native American Day. I celebrated by taking a short 30 mile drive to Sitting Bull’s final resting spot. There’s an awesome story behind Sitting Bull’s final resting spot from the 60’s, but that’s for another day. Anyway, on to the Indy Wrestling’s Only TV Report without MERITT~!
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- We begin this week’s edition of NWA Anarchy TV with a video replay of Truitt Fields pinning Jeremy Vain and Ace Rockwell garnering the wrath of the Staff of Righteousness. Despite a major knee injury, Rockwell surprised Chad Parham for the second consecutive time.
- Greg Hunter believed Truitt Fields had won the NWA Anarchy TV Title from Jeremy Vain, but John Johnson says he isn’t called the Untouchable for no reason. Ace Rockwell survived a vicious assault from the Devil’s Rejects and an offensive barrage from Chad Parham. This week, the NWA Elite of Jeff Lewis & Kory Chavis challenge NWA Anarchy Tag Team Champions the Awesome Attraction. Johnson enjoys the scent of potential victory for the
1. The World’s Prettiest Tag Team (“Kool” Seth Delay & Adrian Hawkins) defeated the Anger Alliance (“the Loser of the Pre-match Rock, Paper, Scissors Contest” Brody Ray Chase & Brandon Phoenix) with Adam Roberts.
Johnson notes Congress would be better served by rock, paper and scissors. WPTT takes alternates arm ringers with Phoenix. Double A without the MCO take over when Phoenix eludes a turnbuckle charge and Delay rams his shoulder into the metal ring post. Chase promptly tags in and focuses on Delay’s bad arm. The Wild Samoans, uh, I mean, Double A work over Delay on the hardwood floor as Hawkins argues with the referee. After commercial, Chase catches Delay with a swinging neckbreaker. Delay attempts to fight back, but Phoenix tags in for a double team maneuver. Delay takes exception when Double A attempts a double team maneuvers by squarely kicking Chase in the nether regions and eluding a top rope double clothesline by Phoenix. Hawkins receives the hot tag and cleans house. Hawkins dropkicks Chase to the floor and Adam Roberts follows suit. WPTT connect on Phoenix with the double Hot Shot, a la Eddie Gilbert. Adam Roberts makes the save on the pinfall attempt, but he elbow drops Phoenix. WPTT eliminate Roberts and Hawkins pins Phoenix with the Unprettier.
COMMENTS: This was standard tag fare that furthered storylines in NWA Anarchy.
- Todd Sexton confronts Wes Grissom backstage. Sexton acknowledges that he wouldn’t wrestle a girl like Melissa Coates. Hell, if I wasn’t used to fighting Amazons, I wouldn’t fight them either. Sexton consoles Grissom until he is rudely interrupted by Tony Santerelli. Santerelli sells himself like a used car salesman on a car lot full of lemons. Santerelli says he eats crap like Grissom for breakfast. Grissom takes exception, so Santerelli backs up. Santerelli wants a match and Sexton obliges. Sexton books a match between Santerelli and Grissom. Santerelli leaves happy. Sexton informs Grissom that Santerelli is bigger, badder and deffer, okay scratch the bad LL Cool J humor. Grissom’s facial expression sold like a million bucks.
- It’s time for the weekly segment with Dan Wilson, the Staff of Righteousness and the Devil’s Rejects. Wilson brags about the congregation looking at the dawn of a new age. Young Patrick Bentley is commended for his wonderful job for taking out the knee of NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion Ace Rockwell. Slim J is a liar, a backstabber, a cheat and will be dealt with accordingly. Next week, Wrestling’s Only Serial Killer will eliminate all of the stars of Anarchy to become #1 contender to Rockwell. Tonight, Bentley will make sure Iceberg stands tall. Tonight, the greatest tag team in NWA Arena history, the legacy of the Lost Boys and Pomp & Circumstance will combine to form the Devil’s Rejects. Azreal & Shaun Tempers will send a message. You are looking at four of the best wrestlers in Anarchy and no championships are safe.
2. The Devil’s Rejects (Azreal & Shaun Tempers) w/Dan Wilson & the Staff of Righteousness squashed the Hustle Squad.
Johnson suggests the Hustle Squad live up to their name and leave Cornelia, Georgia as fast as possible. Next week, a 10 man mega rumble will be held to determine a #1 contender to Ace Rockwell. The Rejects slaughter MJ. After commercial, Azreal viciously chops MJ and follows up with a running knee that garners a “one more time” chant. Even Wilson takes a jab at MJ. MJ finally makes the hot tag and pays the price with a destructive clothesline. They finish off the hapless youngster with a double team sitout inverted DDT. Afterwards, Dominous slowly creeps to the ring. He hovers above the Hustle Squad, goozles them and prepares to double chokeslam them. However, Dominous refuses to double chokeslam them and chokes his fellow Rejects. Wilson interjects himself and Dominous delivers a friendly greeting. Dominous leaves to the crowd’s delight.
COMMENTS: This was a savage beating that should have been a cut off by a couple of minutes. The Dominous turn didn’t make any sense because there wasn’t any build up and has played an emotionless giant.
3. Tony Santerelli pinned Wes Grissom.
Santerelli settles into an amateur wrestling position and quickly escapes. Santerelli offers another lesson in amateur wrestling, but Grissom literally kicks his ass. Santerelli explodes with a series of boots to the Grissom’s dome. After commercial, Santerelli effectively becomes incensed because Grissom continue to kick out of numerous pinfall attempts. Grissom escapes a Mafia kick and Santerelli begins chanting “no more children.” Grissom fires away, lands a dropkick and scores a near fall with a standing shooting star press. The crowd rallies behind Wes, but Santerelli drop toe holds him across the middle rope. Santerelli applies a hammerlock/chinlock combination submission and Grissom smartly taps out. At least Grissom didn’t get his ass kicked by a woman this week. Grissom fires back at Santerelli, but finds himself back in the submission move. Sexton heads out to make the save.
COMMENTS: This was a good squash match that got Grissom over as a sympathetic babyface and Santerelli as a sneaky and slimy heel. Grissom took a beating and even has decent offense at his young age; not too bad for his second match in Anarchy. To be honest, Grissom oozes charisma.
- It’s Jeff G Bailey and the NWA Elite of Phil Shatter, Kory Chavis and Jeff Lewis, the team that destroyed the Devil’s Rejects in War Games. Yep, Phil Shatter is the Universal Soldier, the One Man Walking Genocide and Aryan Superman. He will dispose of 9 pieces of garbage to become #1 contender. Bailey informs Lewis that the Elite is upset because he missed the last two weeks. However, he can redeem himself by allowing Chavis to be his guiding light. “To be in the Elite is a privilege, not a right.” Lewis shrugs off Bailey. Bailey sends Shatter back to the locker room to prepare for his upcoming match.
4. The Awesome Attraction (Austin Creed & Hayden “the Flying Squirrel” Young) defeated the NWA Elite (Kory Chavis & “the Feature Presentation” Jeff Lewis
John Johnson needs a bottle of Midol because of suffering from a headache from a sustained crowd roar. In modern times, Midol is used for menstrual cramps and bloating. Creed uses his pugilistic prowess to embarrass the NWA Elite. On a side note, did you know that Johnson knows what excommunication means? I couldn’t believe my ears. Back to the match, the Awesome Attraction continues to dominate Chavis. The rudos finally gain the advantage when Chavis jabs Creed in the eyes and tosses him to the floor. On the floor, Creed eludes Chavis and Chavis posts himself. Young wipes out Lewis with a dropkick. However, the Elite take back over with the mighty Yakuza kick. After commercial, Lewis pounds Creed’s back. Johnson provides foreshadowing of a potential face turn for Lewis when he mentions the Elite have no problems. Hunter delivers a receipt by accusing Johnson of making false accusations. Creed leaps for the hot tag, but the Soul Assassin drills him with a brutal dropkick. Ouch, that hurt. Lewis applies a chinlock on Creed. Chavis tags back in and eats a dropkick from Creed. The referee exercises his ten count and Creed makes the hot tag. Young cleans house of the Elite. Young lands a huge cross bodyblock on Lewis for a near fall. The referee escorts Chavis back to ringside after he tosses Creed to the floor. Young reverse whips Lewis into the ropes and Bailey’s baby powder fails for the second consecutive time. Young rolls up Lewis for the victory. Afterwards, Bailey scorns Lewis for screwing up and he responds by pushing his manager. Chavis plays peacemaker by splitting them apart.
COMMENTS: Do you understand now why Hayden is like a flying squirrel. Lewis’s face turn is slowly, but surely taking place (of course it’s already happened if you get to watch Anarchy on TV every week or attend the NWA Arena shows). Is it me, the Elite appears to be very strong right now with Phil Shatter as a centerpiece?
COMMENTS: The pieces are beginning to fall in place to prepare for Anarchy’s long term plans. The Elite and Rejects are headed in opposite directions, Jeff Lewis is about to turn face, the Santerelli storyline is simple and fun, and WPTT are building a great following. The quick turn of Dominous was unexpected and would have been fun given more time.
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Episode 84
October 8, 2007
The OMEGA reunion will occur at the Carolina Sports Arena in Burlington, NC. I’m extremely disappointed in the location because the CSA is the worst possible venue. Tar Heel Pro is running in Salisbury, NC on December 16 and February 3 (both Sundays) which will feature big name indy wrestlers from ROH, IWA-MS and other major indies. I wouldn’t be surprised to see Anarchy talent used in the promotion. In South Dakota, we don’t celebrate Columbus Day, its Native American Day. I celebrated by taking a short 30 mile drive to Sitting Bull’s final resting spot. There’s an awesome story behind Sitting Bull’s final resting spot from the 60’s, but that’s for another day. Anyway, on to the Indy Wrestling’s Only TV Report without MERITT~!
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- We begin this week’s edition of NWA Anarchy TV with a video replay of Truitt Fields pinning Jeremy Vain and Ace Rockwell garnering the wrath of the Staff of Righteousness. Despite a major knee injury, Rockwell surprised Chad Parham for the second consecutive time.
- Greg Hunter believed Truitt Fields had won the NWA Anarchy TV Title from Jeremy Vain, but John Johnson says he isn’t called the Untouchable for no reason. Ace Rockwell survived a vicious assault from the Devil’s Rejects and an offensive barrage from Chad Parham. This week, the NWA Elite of Jeff Lewis & Kory Chavis challenge NWA Anarchy Tag Team Champions the Awesome Attraction. Johnson enjoys the scent of potential victory for the
1. The World’s Prettiest Tag Team (“Kool” Seth Delay & Adrian Hawkins) defeated the Anger Alliance (“the Loser of the Pre-match Rock, Paper, Scissors Contest” Brody Ray Chase & Brandon Phoenix) with Adam Roberts.
Johnson notes Congress would be better served by rock, paper and scissors. WPTT takes alternates arm ringers with Phoenix. Double A without the MCO take over when Phoenix eludes a turnbuckle charge and Delay rams his shoulder into the metal ring post. Chase promptly tags in and focuses on Delay’s bad arm. The Wild Samoans, uh, I mean, Double A work over Delay on the hardwood floor as Hawkins argues with the referee. After commercial, Chase catches Delay with a swinging neckbreaker. Delay attempts to fight back, but Phoenix tags in for a double team maneuver. Delay takes exception when Double A attempts a double team maneuvers by squarely kicking Chase in the nether regions and eluding a top rope double clothesline by Phoenix. Hawkins receives the hot tag and cleans house. Hawkins dropkicks Chase to the floor and Adam Roberts follows suit. WPTT connect on Phoenix with the double Hot Shot, a la Eddie Gilbert. Adam Roberts makes the save on the pinfall attempt, but he elbow drops Phoenix. WPTT eliminate Roberts and Hawkins pins Phoenix with the Unprettier.
COMMENTS: This was standard tag fare that furthered storylines in NWA Anarchy.
- Todd Sexton confronts Wes Grissom backstage. Sexton acknowledges that he wouldn’t wrestle a girl like Melissa Coates. Hell, if I wasn’t used to fighting Amazons, I wouldn’t fight them either. Sexton consoles Grissom until he is rudely interrupted by Tony Santerelli. Santerelli sells himself like a used car salesman on a car lot full of lemons. Santerelli says he eats crap like Grissom for breakfast. Grissom takes exception, so Santerelli backs up. Santerelli wants a match and Sexton obliges. Sexton books a match between Santerelli and Grissom. Santerelli leaves happy. Sexton informs Grissom that Santerelli is bigger, badder and deffer, okay scratch the bad LL Cool J humor. Grissom’s facial expression sold like a million bucks.
- It’s time for the weekly segment with Dan Wilson, the Staff of Righteousness and the Devil’s Rejects. Wilson brags about the congregation looking at the dawn of a new age. Young Patrick Bentley is commended for his wonderful job for taking out the knee of NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion Ace Rockwell. Slim J is a liar, a backstabber, a cheat and will be dealt with accordingly. Next week, Wrestling’s Only Serial Killer will eliminate all of the stars of Anarchy to become #1 contender to Rockwell. Tonight, Bentley will make sure Iceberg stands tall. Tonight, the greatest tag team in NWA Arena history, the legacy of the Lost Boys and Pomp & Circumstance will combine to form the Devil’s Rejects. Azreal & Shaun Tempers will send a message. You are looking at four of the best wrestlers in Anarchy and no championships are safe.
2. The Devil’s Rejects (Azreal & Shaun Tempers) w/Dan Wilson & the Staff of Righteousness squashed the Hustle Squad.
Johnson suggests the Hustle Squad live up to their name and leave Cornelia, Georgia as fast as possible. Next week, a 10 man mega rumble will be held to determine a #1 contender to Ace Rockwell. The Rejects slaughter MJ. After commercial, Azreal viciously chops MJ and follows up with a running knee that garners a “one more time” chant. Even Wilson takes a jab at MJ. MJ finally makes the hot tag and pays the price with a destructive clothesline. They finish off the hapless youngster with a double team sitout inverted DDT. Afterwards, Dominous slowly creeps to the ring. He hovers above the Hustle Squad, goozles them and prepares to double chokeslam them. However, Dominous refuses to double chokeslam them and chokes his fellow Rejects. Wilson interjects himself and Dominous delivers a friendly greeting. Dominous leaves to the crowd’s delight.
COMMENTS: This was a savage beating that should have been a cut off by a couple of minutes. The Dominous turn didn’t make any sense because there wasn’t any build up and has played an emotionless giant.
3. Tony Santerelli pinned Wes Grissom.
Santerelli settles into an amateur wrestling position and quickly escapes. Santerelli offers another lesson in amateur wrestling, but Grissom literally kicks his ass. Santerelli explodes with a series of boots to the Grissom’s dome. After commercial, Santerelli effectively becomes incensed because Grissom continue to kick out of numerous pinfall attempts. Grissom escapes a Mafia kick and Santerelli begins chanting “no more children.” Grissom fires away, lands a dropkick and scores a near fall with a standing shooting star press. The crowd rallies behind Wes, but Santerelli drop toe holds him across the middle rope. Santerelli applies a hammerlock/chinlock combination submission and Grissom smartly taps out. At least Grissom didn’t get his ass kicked by a woman this week. Grissom fires back at Santerelli, but finds himself back in the submission move. Sexton heads out to make the save.
COMMENTS: This was a good squash match that got Grissom over as a sympathetic babyface and Santerelli as a sneaky and slimy heel. Grissom took a beating and even has decent offense at his young age; not too bad for his second match in Anarchy. To be honest, Grissom oozes charisma.
- It’s Jeff G Bailey and the NWA Elite of Phil Shatter, Kory Chavis and Jeff Lewis, the team that destroyed the Devil’s Rejects in War Games. Yep, Phil Shatter is the Universal Soldier, the One Man Walking Genocide and Aryan Superman. He will dispose of 9 pieces of garbage to become #1 contender. Bailey informs Lewis that the Elite is upset because he missed the last two weeks. However, he can redeem himself by allowing Chavis to be his guiding light. “To be in the Elite is a privilege, not a right.” Lewis shrugs off Bailey. Bailey sends Shatter back to the locker room to prepare for his upcoming match.
4. The Awesome Attraction (Austin Creed & Hayden “the Flying Squirrel” Young) defeated the NWA Elite (Kory Chavis & “the Feature Presentation” Jeff Lewis
John Johnson needs a bottle of Midol because of suffering from a headache from a sustained crowd roar. In modern times, Midol is used for menstrual cramps and bloating. Creed uses his pugilistic prowess to embarrass the NWA Elite. On a side note, did you know that Johnson knows what excommunication means? I couldn’t believe my ears. Back to the match, the Awesome Attraction continues to dominate Chavis. The rudos finally gain the advantage when Chavis jabs Creed in the eyes and tosses him to the floor. On the floor, Creed eludes Chavis and Chavis posts himself. Young wipes out Lewis with a dropkick. However, the Elite take back over with the mighty Yakuza kick. After commercial, Lewis pounds Creed’s back. Johnson provides foreshadowing of a potential face turn for Lewis when he mentions the Elite have no problems. Hunter delivers a receipt by accusing Johnson of making false accusations. Creed leaps for the hot tag, but the Soul Assassin drills him with a brutal dropkick. Ouch, that hurt. Lewis applies a chinlock on Creed. Chavis tags back in and eats a dropkick from Creed. The referee exercises his ten count and Creed makes the hot tag. Young cleans house of the Elite. Young lands a huge cross bodyblock on Lewis for a near fall. The referee escorts Chavis back to ringside after he tosses Creed to the floor. Young reverse whips Lewis into the ropes and Bailey’s baby powder fails for the second consecutive time. Young rolls up Lewis for the victory. Afterwards, Bailey scorns Lewis for screwing up and he responds by pushing his manager. Chavis plays peacemaker by splitting them apart.
COMMENTS: Do you understand now why Hayden is like a flying squirrel. Lewis’s face turn is slowly, but surely taking place (of course it’s already happened if you get to watch Anarchy on TV every week or attend the NWA Arena shows). Is it me, the Elite appears to be very strong right now with Phil Shatter as a centerpiece?
COMMENTS: The pieces are beginning to fall in place to prepare for Anarchy’s long term plans. The Elite and Rejects are headed in opposite directions, Jeff Lewis is about to turn face, the Santerelli storyline is simple and fun, and WPTT are building a great following. The quick turn of Dominous was unexpected and would have been fun given more time.
DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html