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NWA Anarchy TV Report
Episode 85
October 15, 2007
The OMEGA reunion show has been cancelled. Congratulations to all Anarchy talent, especially Austin Creed, for making a strong showing in TNA.
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- Last week on NWA Anarchy TV, dissension continued amongst the ranks of the NWA Elite when Jeff G Bailey accidentally powdered Jeff Lewis’s eyes. This week, a Mega Rumble will be held to determine the new #1 contender to NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion Ace Rockwell. John Johnson picks Phil Shatter and Chad Parham to win the Mega Rumble.
1. Steven Walters & Derek Driver defeated Hollywood Brunettes (Kyle Matthews & Andrew “The Wizard of Aaaaaaas” Alexander).
This contest starts with an argument between Johnson and Hunter regarding betting, Johnson’s personal assistants and professional wrestling. Johnson further insults the World’s Pretties Tag Team, the Brunettes were like honey baked ham who worked with pig snouts and cow tongues. That’s pretty low, I say. After commercial, Walters escapes a suplex with an enziguri. Driver receives the hot tag and he goes Buck Wild on Alexander. Driver sends Matthews flying over the top rope, but he manages to hold on for dear life. Driver sends Alexander flying into Matthews and connects with a slingshot back suplex. Matthews breaks up the pin attempt with a slingshot senton, but he lands on his fellow Brunette. Driver makes Alexander pay with a spinning sitout facebuster. Matthews seizes an opening by grabbing a handful of tights for a near fall. The Brunettes have had enough and set up Driver for the Sheeney Curse, but the World’s Pretties Tag Team interferes. Driver takes advantage with a Sunset flip for the upset victory.
COMMENTS: The closing moments turned this from blah to worthwhile television. As usual for NWA Anarchy, another hot tag feud is brewing between two young gun teams. Kudos to the fur ball face producer for editing the match. It really added to overall experience.
- Greg Hunter is scheduled to interview NWA Owner Jerry Palmer about the Mega Rumble. As everyone knows, when Hunter speaks, trouble follows. As Palmer speaks, Nemesis confronts Palmer regarding a position in the Mega Rumble, but is informed he’s too late. Nemesis cries like a little pregnant dog to Palmer, but Shadow Jackson quickly intercepts him to prevent further confrontation. Unfortunately, Palmer’s Myspace account is invaded by former two time NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion Chad Parham. The former King of Cornelia is pissed because Ace Rockwell dethroned and embarrassed him. Parham wants Palmer to enter him into the #10 position. Palmer smartly counters Parham by acknowledging that the most arrogant son of a pregnant dog in Georgia would have to live up to the print on his tights. Yep, Chad Parham will enter the Mega Rumble as entry Numero Uno. Palmer offers a handshake and wishes Parham, “Good luck.”
- “The Best Damn Announcer in Georgia” Eddie Rich announces that we are ready for this evening main event. Someone yells out, “no it ain’t” and out pops the most important figure in the National Wrestling Alliance, Bill Behrens. Mr. Behrens announces a special messenger delivered a letter from Al Getz. Apparently, Getz donated a fairly large check made out to NWA Anarchy. Al Getz is regretful that he is unable to address everyone and is unable to appear tonight. His absence should not represent the fact that he continues to fight for equality throughout the world of professional wrestling. Getz questions, how can a Mega Rumble exclude the undefeated Melissa Coates? Mrs. Coates will display her manhood and physical prowess. Behrens introduces international fitness model, Anarchy’s greatest athlete, and your idol and role model. Damn, it sounds like Chris Jericho wrote this speech. Coates desecrates the NWA Arena by donning a robe, bikini top, short skirt and fishnet stockings. I seriously doubt Morris Day & the Time were singing about Mrs. Coates in their song “Fishnet.” Vince McMahon can brag about Wrestlemania moments, but this NWA Arena moment will deflate McMahon’s grapefruits any day of the week. This scene is truly awesome. Only at the NWA Arena will you see a she-male flexing to New York! Coates flexes her muscles to Hunter’s disgust and Johnson’s delight. I’ll just say I’m ROTFLMAO. ER heads back into the ring more puzzled than a third grader trying Chinese arithmetic. The crowd is confused too by chanting “she’s a man.” Rich informs Coates she must vacate the premises, but he tugs him by the collar. She greets NWA security by manhandling one member with a sitout facebuster. Jerry Palmer, accompanied by numerous referees, escort her, uh, I mean, him, from the building.
2. Iceberg wins the 10 man Mega Rumble to win #1 contender to the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Title.
RULES: The match will start with two participants and entrants will enter at two minute intervals. Participants are eliminated by being tossed over the top rope to the floor.
ENTRY #1: Chad Parham. Life sure sucks for the once King of Cornelia.
ENTRY #2: Sal Rinauro. This starts out pretty quick with Rinauro frustrating Parham by outwrestling him. Parham avoids early elimination by sliding underneath the bottom rope. Rinauro makes him pay the R Kelly way with a little Bump & Grind on the top rope.
ENTRY #3: Patrick Bentley with Dan Wilson & the Staff of Righteousness. Parham chop blocks Rinauro after taking a breather. Bentley aids Parham with an inverted suplex on Rinauro. As the next entry heads out, Rinauro introduces his opponents with a double coconut.
ENTRY #4: Slim J delivers a beat down on Bentley. Rinauro invites Slim J in a double team of Parham. Yep, this is the same Sal Rinauro who last year smashed Slim J with a bottle across his dome. The beauty of professional wrestling is that wrestlers will form alliances after enjoying hostilities. Slim continues to murder Bentley. Slim takes out Bentley with a top maneuver and assistance from Rinauro.
ENTRY #5: Mr. Rob Adonis enters to a rather familiar theme song to one American Dragon. He introduces himself to Slim J with a delayed vertical suplex. It’s not in the league of Claudio Castignoli, but still impressive. Bentley returns Slim J’s offense with a barrage of bombs. Mr. Adonis continues to demonstrate his strength with a spinebuster on Slim J.
ENTRY #6: NWA Anarchy TV Champion Jeremy Vain joins Mr. Adonis in decimating the faces. Wilson extinguishes Rinauro’s short offensive flurry with a mere trip. Bentley takes advantage with the Dirt Driver. Parham tosses Rinauro to the floor. RINAURO ELIMINATED.
ENTRY #7: Truitt Fields introduces Chad Parham with a military press slam and eliminates Mr. Adonis with a clothesline. MR. ADONIS ELIMINATED. Meanwhile, Slim J wipes himself and Bentley out with a hurricanrana. SLIM J & PATRICK BENTLEY ELIMINATED. This leaves Fields, Vain and Parham in the ring. The heels try to eliminate Fields, but Fields fights his way back in.
ENTRY #8: Shadow Jackson has never received a shot at the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Title and decided to make most of an opportunity by cleaning house. Fields continues to make the TV champ look bad by outsmarting and eliminating him. JEREMY VAIN ELIMINATED. Parham is outnumbered dos to uno. Shadow no sells a pair of Parham chops and backdrops him.
ENTRY #9: “The One Man Walking Genocide” Phil Shatter quickly tosses his former partner Truitt Fields like a rag doll. TRUITT FIELDS ELIMINATED. Meanwhile, Parham poses in the corner while Shadow and Shatter collide. Shadow sees different and nearly eliminates Parham. Shatter takes advantage of the situation by nailing Shadow.
ENTRY #10: “The No Pain Train” Iceberg is the final participant and immediately attacks Shatter. Shadow clotheslines Parham to the crowd’s delight. CHAD PARHAM ELIMINATED. Nemesis evens the odds by leading the chant for Shadow. Meanwhile, Iceberg devastates his adversaries with a double clothesline. Shadow joins Shatter to double suplex the behemoth Iceberg. Nemesis jumps on the ring apron in celebration or does he have an ulterior motive? Referee Ken Wallace instructs Nemesis to jump back to the floor, but in doing, he pulls the top rope down and Shadow tumbles to the NWA Arena floor. That was awesome. Johnson calls Nemesis a dummy.
FINAL 2: It’s down to Shatter and Iceberg. The two continued to brawl until Shatter landed a fistdrop. Shatter backs Iceberg to the ropes, but he fights back with an eye gouge. Shatter reverse whips and powerslams Iceberg. Shatter sets up for a suplex, but Iceberg drops him on the apron and forearms him to the floor. PHIL SHATTER ELIMINATED.
POSTMATCH: The Reverend and Iceberg celebrate with an evil gaze. Shatter wants more, but Jeff G Bailey pulls him back. In two weeks, it’s Ace Rockwell vs. Iceberg for the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Title.
OVERALL: Bill Behrens for head booker of TNA. ‘Nuff said.
DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html
Episode 85
October 15, 2007
The OMEGA reunion show has been cancelled. Congratulations to all Anarchy talent, especially Austin Creed, for making a strong showing in TNA.
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- Last week on NWA Anarchy TV, dissension continued amongst the ranks of the NWA Elite when Jeff G Bailey accidentally powdered Jeff Lewis’s eyes. This week, a Mega Rumble will be held to determine the new #1 contender to NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion Ace Rockwell. John Johnson picks Phil Shatter and Chad Parham to win the Mega Rumble.
1. Steven Walters & Derek Driver defeated Hollywood Brunettes (Kyle Matthews & Andrew “The Wizard of Aaaaaaas” Alexander).
This contest starts with an argument between Johnson and Hunter regarding betting, Johnson’s personal assistants and professional wrestling. Johnson further insults the World’s Pretties Tag Team, the Brunettes were like honey baked ham who worked with pig snouts and cow tongues. That’s pretty low, I say. After commercial, Walters escapes a suplex with an enziguri. Driver receives the hot tag and he goes Buck Wild on Alexander. Driver sends Matthews flying over the top rope, but he manages to hold on for dear life. Driver sends Alexander flying into Matthews and connects with a slingshot back suplex. Matthews breaks up the pin attempt with a slingshot senton, but he lands on his fellow Brunette. Driver makes Alexander pay with a spinning sitout facebuster. Matthews seizes an opening by grabbing a handful of tights for a near fall. The Brunettes have had enough and set up Driver for the Sheeney Curse, but the World’s Pretties Tag Team interferes. Driver takes advantage with a Sunset flip for the upset victory.
COMMENTS: The closing moments turned this from blah to worthwhile television. As usual for NWA Anarchy, another hot tag feud is brewing between two young gun teams. Kudos to the fur ball face producer for editing the match. It really added to overall experience.
- Greg Hunter is scheduled to interview NWA Owner Jerry Palmer about the Mega Rumble. As everyone knows, when Hunter speaks, trouble follows. As Palmer speaks, Nemesis confronts Palmer regarding a position in the Mega Rumble, but is informed he’s too late. Nemesis cries like a little pregnant dog to Palmer, but Shadow Jackson quickly intercepts him to prevent further confrontation. Unfortunately, Palmer’s Myspace account is invaded by former two time NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion Chad Parham. The former King of Cornelia is pissed because Ace Rockwell dethroned and embarrassed him. Parham wants Palmer to enter him into the #10 position. Palmer smartly counters Parham by acknowledging that the most arrogant son of a pregnant dog in Georgia would have to live up to the print on his tights. Yep, Chad Parham will enter the Mega Rumble as entry Numero Uno. Palmer offers a handshake and wishes Parham, “Good luck.”
- “The Best Damn Announcer in Georgia” Eddie Rich announces that we are ready for this evening main event. Someone yells out, “no it ain’t” and out pops the most important figure in the National Wrestling Alliance, Bill Behrens. Mr. Behrens announces a special messenger delivered a letter from Al Getz. Apparently, Getz donated a fairly large check made out to NWA Anarchy. Al Getz is regretful that he is unable to address everyone and is unable to appear tonight. His absence should not represent the fact that he continues to fight for equality throughout the world of professional wrestling. Getz questions, how can a Mega Rumble exclude the undefeated Melissa Coates? Mrs. Coates will display her manhood and physical prowess. Behrens introduces international fitness model, Anarchy’s greatest athlete, and your idol and role model. Damn, it sounds like Chris Jericho wrote this speech. Coates desecrates the NWA Arena by donning a robe, bikini top, short skirt and fishnet stockings. I seriously doubt Morris Day & the Time were singing about Mrs. Coates in their song “Fishnet.” Vince McMahon can brag about Wrestlemania moments, but this NWA Arena moment will deflate McMahon’s grapefruits any day of the week. This scene is truly awesome. Only at the NWA Arena will you see a she-male flexing to New York! Coates flexes her muscles to Hunter’s disgust and Johnson’s delight. I’ll just say I’m ROTFLMAO. ER heads back into the ring more puzzled than a third grader trying Chinese arithmetic. The crowd is confused too by chanting “she’s a man.” Rich informs Coates she must vacate the premises, but he tugs him by the collar. She greets NWA security by manhandling one member with a sitout facebuster. Jerry Palmer, accompanied by numerous referees, escort her, uh, I mean, him, from the building.
2. Iceberg wins the 10 man Mega Rumble to win #1 contender to the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Title.
RULES: The match will start with two participants and entrants will enter at two minute intervals. Participants are eliminated by being tossed over the top rope to the floor.
ENTRY #1: Chad Parham. Life sure sucks for the once King of Cornelia.
ENTRY #2: Sal Rinauro. This starts out pretty quick with Rinauro frustrating Parham by outwrestling him. Parham avoids early elimination by sliding underneath the bottom rope. Rinauro makes him pay the R Kelly way with a little Bump & Grind on the top rope.
ENTRY #3: Patrick Bentley with Dan Wilson & the Staff of Righteousness. Parham chop blocks Rinauro after taking a breather. Bentley aids Parham with an inverted suplex on Rinauro. As the next entry heads out, Rinauro introduces his opponents with a double coconut.
ENTRY #4: Slim J delivers a beat down on Bentley. Rinauro invites Slim J in a double team of Parham. Yep, this is the same Sal Rinauro who last year smashed Slim J with a bottle across his dome. The beauty of professional wrestling is that wrestlers will form alliances after enjoying hostilities. Slim continues to murder Bentley. Slim takes out Bentley with a top maneuver and assistance from Rinauro.
ENTRY #5: Mr. Rob Adonis enters to a rather familiar theme song to one American Dragon. He introduces himself to Slim J with a delayed vertical suplex. It’s not in the league of Claudio Castignoli, but still impressive. Bentley returns Slim J’s offense with a barrage of bombs. Mr. Adonis continues to demonstrate his strength with a spinebuster on Slim J.
ENTRY #6: NWA Anarchy TV Champion Jeremy Vain joins Mr. Adonis in decimating the faces. Wilson extinguishes Rinauro’s short offensive flurry with a mere trip. Bentley takes advantage with the Dirt Driver. Parham tosses Rinauro to the floor. RINAURO ELIMINATED.
ENTRY #7: Truitt Fields introduces Chad Parham with a military press slam and eliminates Mr. Adonis with a clothesline. MR. ADONIS ELIMINATED. Meanwhile, Slim J wipes himself and Bentley out with a hurricanrana. SLIM J & PATRICK BENTLEY ELIMINATED. This leaves Fields, Vain and Parham in the ring. The heels try to eliminate Fields, but Fields fights his way back in.
ENTRY #8: Shadow Jackson has never received a shot at the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Title and decided to make most of an opportunity by cleaning house. Fields continues to make the TV champ look bad by outsmarting and eliminating him. JEREMY VAIN ELIMINATED. Parham is outnumbered dos to uno. Shadow no sells a pair of Parham chops and backdrops him.
ENTRY #9: “The One Man Walking Genocide” Phil Shatter quickly tosses his former partner Truitt Fields like a rag doll. TRUITT FIELDS ELIMINATED. Meanwhile, Parham poses in the corner while Shadow and Shatter collide. Shadow sees different and nearly eliminates Parham. Shatter takes advantage of the situation by nailing Shadow.
ENTRY #10: “The No Pain Train” Iceberg is the final participant and immediately attacks Shatter. Shadow clotheslines Parham to the crowd’s delight. CHAD PARHAM ELIMINATED. Nemesis evens the odds by leading the chant for Shadow. Meanwhile, Iceberg devastates his adversaries with a double clothesline. Shadow joins Shatter to double suplex the behemoth Iceberg. Nemesis jumps on the ring apron in celebration or does he have an ulterior motive? Referee Ken Wallace instructs Nemesis to jump back to the floor, but in doing, he pulls the top rope down and Shadow tumbles to the NWA Arena floor. That was awesome. Johnson calls Nemesis a dummy.
FINAL 2: It’s down to Shatter and Iceberg. The two continued to brawl until Shatter landed a fistdrop. Shatter backs Iceberg to the ropes, but he fights back with an eye gouge. Shatter reverse whips and powerslams Iceberg. Shatter sets up for a suplex, but Iceberg drops him on the apron and forearms him to the floor. PHIL SHATTER ELIMINATED.
POSTMATCH: The Reverend and Iceberg celebrate with an evil gaze. Shatter wants more, but Jeff G Bailey pulls him back. In two weeks, it’s Ace Rockwell vs. Iceberg for the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Title.
OVERALL: Bill Behrens for head booker of TNA. ‘Nuff said.
DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html