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NWA Anarchy TV Report
Episode 88
November 5, 2007
Let's observe a moment of silence and reflect upon the career of the Fabulous Moolah... Okay, DVD reviews of VCW's Liberty Lottery (CW Anderson vs. Sonjay Dutt and 45 minute epic battle between Mike Booth and Damien Wayne) and Damien Wayne: the Road to Honor are forthcoming.
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- Last week on Anarchy TV, Truitt Fields shocked the wrestling world by cleanly pinning Chad Parham to earn a shot at NWA Anarchy TV Champion Jeremy Vain. That wasn’t very exciting. So what was exciting? Phil Shatter capturing the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Title from Ace Rockwell. This week, the first round of the Mysterious Benefactor Tournament commences with the Urban Assault Squad vs. Devils Rejects members Azreal & Shaun Tempers. Also, we will hear from agent/attorney Jeff G. Bailey. Iceberg and Mikael Judas are seeking a title shot at Shatter. Don’t forget, Chad Parham will be here as well. Or will he?
- Jeff G. Bailey is accompanied by the NWA Elite and is prepared to speak about their greatness. However, he needs to address that turn coat cheap shot artist coward “the Future Presentation” Jeff Lewis. It’s more like straight to video. Bailey goes the Terry Funk route by calling him a yellow dog. The crowd pops when he mentions the Lewis attack. The crowd chants for Jeff as he continues to call him a failure for losing the title when Bailey he wasn’t there. The Elite isn’t finished with Lewis and must face “the man that would smother your mother and make her sister loves her.” (Did Joel Gertner pen that line?) Bailey is tired of Lewis and turns his attention to “the Universal Soldier” and “One Man Genocide” Phil Shatter. Shatter embarrassed and humiliated Ace Rockwell into retirement. However, Mikael Judas spoiled the party, but he is nothing. The kids chant for Jeff while Bailey calls Judas a devil worshiping freak. They will beat the Disseminator of Disease like they did the Rejects for 8 straight months. Judas will be eliminated for the benefit of mankind. (What about Global Warming?) You can’t stop the Elite… Wait a minute, yes they can. Bailey’s mike has been cut and he failed to pay the electric bill. Who knows? Judas knows. The Elite had forsaken Judas. Judas hasn’t forgotten what Bailey did and will exact revenge upon the Elite. Shatter will be Judas’s “sacrificial lamb.” As the lights turn back on, Bailey royally soils himself as any lawyer would do when faced with the law of offices of Marks & Harrison. *GULP!* Marks & Harrison? Let’s settle this one!
1. Tony Santerelli pinned “Brokeback” Billy Buck.
Santerelli demonstrates his immense capabilities upon Buck in the early moments. The children and men trade loud dualing chants as Santerelli humbles Buck. Santerelli parts his own hairs by missing a turnbuckle splash. Buck rebounds off the ropes and Santerelli quickly counters. Santerelli applies a half-crab submission while placing his foot on Buck’s neck. Buck recuperates and scores a near fall with a powerslam. Santerelli is incensed with Buck’s shenanigans and repays him with a lethal enziguri. Santerelli ends the squash by applying a half hammerlock variation submission.
COMMENTS: Billy Buck sure earns whatever pay Anarchy gives him.
- Jeremy Vain scorns the fans regarding his record 25th TV title against Truitt Fields. The crowd immediately voices their opinion by chanting “We want Truitt.” Vain wants another level of greatness, a shot at the NWA Anarchy Tag Team Title. He orders what he must do in order to enter the Mysterious Benefactor Tournament. Enter NWA Owner Jerry Palmer who blasts Vain for chickening out of title defenses. Palmer reminds Vain must defend his title against Truitt. Palmer makes an offer, beat a team already in the tournament, and they’re in.
2. Steven Walters & Derek Driver defeated Jeremy Vain & Mr. Rob Adonis to advance into the Mysterious Benefactor Tournament.
Johnson calls Palmer the biggest jerk around, but he forgets that Palmer owns this pregnant dog. Walters & Driver double dropkick both heels. After commercial, Johnson threatens to confront the boss. Driver receives the hot tag and cleans house. The crowd chants to “kick his butt.” Awesome. The faces combinate with a Gori special bulldog on Vain. Vain soils himself as Bailey did in the opening segment and introduces a chain. Adonis makes the cover for the apparent victory, but Truitt Fields explains to referee Ken Wallace what happened. Wallace discovers and commandeers the chain. The referee orders a restart and the faces score the upset by sending Mr. Adonis crashing into Vain.
COMMENTS: This was a great way to award Walters & Driver a victory while building toward the big payoff for Truitt Fields.
- John Johnson confronts the Boss regarding the despicable acts of Walters & Driver and “the Snitch” Truitt Fields. Palmer explains Vain’s rambling backfired and must worry about Fields at the next TV tapings. Well, as Johnson cries, the Hollywood Blondes interrupts them. Palmer understands they want a buy. However, the match will be postponed by one week due to Adrian Hawkins’s recovery of the Brunettes failed cosmetology experiment. In the spirit of fair play, the Brunettes will have a singles match with Seth Delay. OK, so they’re gone and Johnson further protests. Johnson reads a message after handing Palmer the mike. Johnson pregnant doges about Chad Parham and brags about performing on all 7 continents. The kids love him because he doesn’t do steroids. Chad is PERFECT~! Palmer is bitter and insecure. Blah blah blah. Chad Parham has decided to not appear tonight and will not grace HIS RING~! When Parham returns, it will be very bad for Palmer. Palmer lambastes Johnson, “So he’s not going to be here?” Johnson replies, “Not here tonight?” Palmer responds, “Let me tell you something, John. He has been given more opportunities than anybody else in this building! Let me go get a box of Kleenex so I can cry that I don’t have to listen to him pregnant dog and whine the rest of the night. Here, hold that while I get my Kleenex?” Palmer wipes his face with Johnson’s declaration and tosses it in his face! That was a worth a million words!
3. “Kool” Seth Delay defeated “the Wizard of Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahs” Andrew Alexander with Kyle Matthews.
Delay dominates until Alexander trunk pulls him to the floor. Delay fights the Brunettes off until making the mistake by entering the High Rent District. Alexander causes Delay to unceremoniously crash to the mat by literally pulling his leg. After commercial, Delay scores a two count with a Sunset flip. Delay displays Polish Power on Alexander. Matthews delays Delay and allows Alexander an opening. Delay outquicks Alexander with the Overnight Sensation. Matthews interferes prompting the DQ. Afterwards, the Brunettes destroy Delay with the Sheeney Curse. The Brunettes play Musical Chair by smashing Delay’s ribs. They continue to jab the chair into Delay’s ribs until the referees and Palmer make the save. What vile and despicable human beings the Hollywood Brunettes are.
COMMENTS: The future looks awful bleak for the World’s Prettiest Tag Team.
- Oh ye of the corporate suits that run on these airwaves or something like that. Dan Wilson & the Devil’s Rejects proclaims the lump in your throat is growing because they speak the truth. The truth is Slim J is a bully, a coward and was exterminated for his sins. Last year, the Rejects walked away the winners of the Mysterious Benefactor Tournament. The UAS need to pray for silence, resolve, a savior, some kind of purpose and some kind of deliverance. In the dark days to come, NWA Anarchy, Inconceivable Horrors await!
4. The Urban Assault Squad (Nemesis & Shadow Jackson) defeated the Devil’s Rejects (Azreal & Shaun Tempers) w/Dan Wilson & the Staff of Righteousness.
The Rejects gain the advantage and work over Shadow Jackson. Nemesis’s temper allows Wilson the opportunity to jab the Staff of Righteousness into Shadow’s throat. Azreal uses Shadow’s own arm to smother him. The crowd rallies behind Shadow as he returns to his feet. Unfortunately, Tempers receives the tag. Shadow escapes a Stinger splash and makes the tag to Nemesis. All Hades break loose as all four brawl. Nemesis shoves Azreal into Jackson and pins him with the King Kong Slam. Shadow lie unconscious at ringside as Nemesis checks on him. Shadow slowly rises as Nemesis informs him of the victory. Apparently, UAS didn’t need silence, resolve, a savior, purpose or deliverance.
COMMENTS: The building up towards Nemesis’s heel turn continues.
OVERALL: What does NWA Anarchy do that Vince McMoron refuses to? Building young stars while creating must see feuds with main event wrestlers.
DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html
Episode 88
November 5, 2007
Let's observe a moment of silence and reflect upon the career of the Fabulous Moolah... Okay, DVD reviews of VCW's Liberty Lottery (CW Anderson vs. Sonjay Dutt and 45 minute epic battle between Mike Booth and Damien Wayne) and Damien Wayne: the Road to Honor are forthcoming.
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- Last week on Anarchy TV, Truitt Fields shocked the wrestling world by cleanly pinning Chad Parham to earn a shot at NWA Anarchy TV Champion Jeremy Vain. That wasn’t very exciting. So what was exciting? Phil Shatter capturing the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Title from Ace Rockwell. This week, the first round of the Mysterious Benefactor Tournament commences with the Urban Assault Squad vs. Devils Rejects members Azreal & Shaun Tempers. Also, we will hear from agent/attorney Jeff G. Bailey. Iceberg and Mikael Judas are seeking a title shot at Shatter. Don’t forget, Chad Parham will be here as well. Or will he?
- Jeff G. Bailey is accompanied by the NWA Elite and is prepared to speak about their greatness. However, he needs to address that turn coat cheap shot artist coward “the Future Presentation” Jeff Lewis. It’s more like straight to video. Bailey goes the Terry Funk route by calling him a yellow dog. The crowd pops when he mentions the Lewis attack. The crowd chants for Jeff as he continues to call him a failure for losing the title when Bailey he wasn’t there. The Elite isn’t finished with Lewis and must face “the man that would smother your mother and make her sister loves her.” (Did Joel Gertner pen that line?) Bailey is tired of Lewis and turns his attention to “the Universal Soldier” and “One Man Genocide” Phil Shatter. Shatter embarrassed and humiliated Ace Rockwell into retirement. However, Mikael Judas spoiled the party, but he is nothing. The kids chant for Jeff while Bailey calls Judas a devil worshiping freak. They will beat the Disseminator of Disease like they did the Rejects for 8 straight months. Judas will be eliminated for the benefit of mankind. (What about Global Warming?) You can’t stop the Elite… Wait a minute, yes they can. Bailey’s mike has been cut and he failed to pay the electric bill. Who knows? Judas knows. The Elite had forsaken Judas. Judas hasn’t forgotten what Bailey did and will exact revenge upon the Elite. Shatter will be Judas’s “sacrificial lamb.” As the lights turn back on, Bailey royally soils himself as any lawyer would do when faced with the law of offices of Marks & Harrison. *GULP!* Marks & Harrison? Let’s settle this one!
1. Tony Santerelli pinned “Brokeback” Billy Buck.
Santerelli demonstrates his immense capabilities upon Buck in the early moments. The children and men trade loud dualing chants as Santerelli humbles Buck. Santerelli parts his own hairs by missing a turnbuckle splash. Buck rebounds off the ropes and Santerelli quickly counters. Santerelli applies a half-crab submission while placing his foot on Buck’s neck. Buck recuperates and scores a near fall with a powerslam. Santerelli is incensed with Buck’s shenanigans and repays him with a lethal enziguri. Santerelli ends the squash by applying a half hammerlock variation submission.
COMMENTS: Billy Buck sure earns whatever pay Anarchy gives him.
- Jeremy Vain scorns the fans regarding his record 25th TV title against Truitt Fields. The crowd immediately voices their opinion by chanting “We want Truitt.” Vain wants another level of greatness, a shot at the NWA Anarchy Tag Team Title. He orders what he must do in order to enter the Mysterious Benefactor Tournament. Enter NWA Owner Jerry Palmer who blasts Vain for chickening out of title defenses. Palmer reminds Vain must defend his title against Truitt. Palmer makes an offer, beat a team already in the tournament, and they’re in.
2. Steven Walters & Derek Driver defeated Jeremy Vain & Mr. Rob Adonis to advance into the Mysterious Benefactor Tournament.
Johnson calls Palmer the biggest jerk around, but he forgets that Palmer owns this pregnant dog. Walters & Driver double dropkick both heels. After commercial, Johnson threatens to confront the boss. Driver receives the hot tag and cleans house. The crowd chants to “kick his butt.” Awesome. The faces combinate with a Gori special bulldog on Vain. Vain soils himself as Bailey did in the opening segment and introduces a chain. Adonis makes the cover for the apparent victory, but Truitt Fields explains to referee Ken Wallace what happened. Wallace discovers and commandeers the chain. The referee orders a restart and the faces score the upset by sending Mr. Adonis crashing into Vain.
COMMENTS: This was a great way to award Walters & Driver a victory while building toward the big payoff for Truitt Fields.
- John Johnson confronts the Boss regarding the despicable acts of Walters & Driver and “the Snitch” Truitt Fields. Palmer explains Vain’s rambling backfired and must worry about Fields at the next TV tapings. Well, as Johnson cries, the Hollywood Blondes interrupts them. Palmer understands they want a buy. However, the match will be postponed by one week due to Adrian Hawkins’s recovery of the Brunettes failed cosmetology experiment. In the spirit of fair play, the Brunettes will have a singles match with Seth Delay. OK, so they’re gone and Johnson further protests. Johnson reads a message after handing Palmer the mike. Johnson pregnant doges about Chad Parham and brags about performing on all 7 continents. The kids love him because he doesn’t do steroids. Chad is PERFECT~! Palmer is bitter and insecure. Blah blah blah. Chad Parham has decided to not appear tonight and will not grace HIS RING~! When Parham returns, it will be very bad for Palmer. Palmer lambastes Johnson, “So he’s not going to be here?” Johnson replies, “Not here tonight?” Palmer responds, “Let me tell you something, John. He has been given more opportunities than anybody else in this building! Let me go get a box of Kleenex so I can cry that I don’t have to listen to him pregnant dog and whine the rest of the night. Here, hold that while I get my Kleenex?” Palmer wipes his face with Johnson’s declaration and tosses it in his face! That was a worth a million words!
3. “Kool” Seth Delay defeated “the Wizard of Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahs” Andrew Alexander with Kyle Matthews.
Delay dominates until Alexander trunk pulls him to the floor. Delay fights the Brunettes off until making the mistake by entering the High Rent District. Alexander causes Delay to unceremoniously crash to the mat by literally pulling his leg. After commercial, Delay scores a two count with a Sunset flip. Delay displays Polish Power on Alexander. Matthews delays Delay and allows Alexander an opening. Delay outquicks Alexander with the Overnight Sensation. Matthews interferes prompting the DQ. Afterwards, the Brunettes destroy Delay with the Sheeney Curse. The Brunettes play Musical Chair by smashing Delay’s ribs. They continue to jab the chair into Delay’s ribs until the referees and Palmer make the save. What vile and despicable human beings the Hollywood Brunettes are.
COMMENTS: The future looks awful bleak for the World’s Prettiest Tag Team.
- Oh ye of the corporate suits that run on these airwaves or something like that. Dan Wilson & the Devil’s Rejects proclaims the lump in your throat is growing because they speak the truth. The truth is Slim J is a bully, a coward and was exterminated for his sins. Last year, the Rejects walked away the winners of the Mysterious Benefactor Tournament. The UAS need to pray for silence, resolve, a savior, some kind of purpose and some kind of deliverance. In the dark days to come, NWA Anarchy, Inconceivable Horrors await!
4. The Urban Assault Squad (Nemesis & Shadow Jackson) defeated the Devil’s Rejects (Azreal & Shaun Tempers) w/Dan Wilson & the Staff of Righteousness.
The Rejects gain the advantage and work over Shadow Jackson. Nemesis’s temper allows Wilson the opportunity to jab the Staff of Righteousness into Shadow’s throat. Azreal uses Shadow’s own arm to smother him. The crowd rallies behind Shadow as he returns to his feet. Unfortunately, Tempers receives the tag. Shadow escapes a Stinger splash and makes the tag to Nemesis. All Hades break loose as all four brawl. Nemesis shoves Azreal into Jackson and pins him with the King Kong Slam. Shadow lie unconscious at ringside as Nemesis checks on him. Shadow slowly rises as Nemesis informs him of the victory. Apparently, UAS didn’t need silence, resolve, a savior, purpose or deliverance.
COMMENTS: The building up towards Nemesis’s heel turn continues.
OVERALL: What does NWA Anarchy do that Vince McMoron refuses to? Building young stars while creating must see feuds with main event wrestlers.
DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html