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NWA Anarchy TV Report
Episode 90
November 19, 2007
After reading the Communist Manifesto, I conclude that Executive Director of the Georgia Athletic & Entertainment Commission of Communism is a crack smoking, acid tripping, bile inducing, crab infested, and self-centered egotistical egg sucking dog. Obviously, Kelly Farr & the Georgia Athletic & Entertainment Commission of Communism believe that teenagers must have a guardian to accompany his/her child to the restroom (Number 7 under 85-4-.01), author of the regulations for a large wrestling promotion (too numerous regulations to cite), performers are incapable of controlling emotions (Number 11 under 85-4-.01), wrestlers are unable to portray his/her character (Number 14d), and have the power to determine time limits (Number 17). Please address all written comments to Kelly Farr, Executive Director, Secretary of State, Georgia Athletic & Entertainment Commission, 2 Martin Luther King Jr., Dr, West Tower Suite 814, Atlanta, GA, 30334. Remember when writing or voicing opinions, refrain from using all forms shenanigans, chicanery and tomfoolery. No obloviating. Keep it pithy. No mudslinging. Okay, so it is fine to insult GAEC on local call in shows to inform the public who’s wasting their tax dollars. Enough ranting and on to Independent Wrestling Only Television Report without MERITT~!
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- Last week on Anarchy TV, Phil Shatter was highly unappreciative when Jeff Lewis delivered the Final Curtain on Kory Chavis. A strange occurrence happened when Dominous lured Dominous away and Mikal Judas chokeslammed Shatter on the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Title.
- Greg Hunter & John Johnson join us on commentary. Hunter recaps the events of Melissa Coates aiding and abetting the Anger Alliance in disposing of Todd Sexton & Wes Grissom from the Mysterious Benefactor Tournament. Johnson suffers from selective amnesia and is unable to real the events surrounding that match, but recalls Shatter sending Jeff Lewis straight to DVD and Judas embarrassing the NWA Elite. This week, Jeremy Vain with Mr. Adonis defends the NWA Anarchy TV Title against Truitt Fields and the World’s Prettiest Tag Team battles the Hollywood Brunettes in tonight’s main event.
1. Talent & Money (JT “I Got Plenty of” Talent & Andrew “Sex or Money” Pendleton III) defeated “Brokeback” Billy Buck & Chris King.
Buck & King finally demonstrate their offensive capabilities after receiving embarrassing defeats to Melissa Coates. After commercial, Pendleton levels King after receiving a rollup and makes a blind tag while Buck distracts the referee. King lands the Enziguri of Doom and hobbles to make the hot tag. Buck delivers the Polish Hammer, backdrop and a double underhook sitout slam on Pendleton. King dropkicks Talent to the floor for making the save. Talent trips up Buck, but King rolls through on Pendleton for the upset victory.
COMMENTS: This match had a great twist for the finish. Talent’s cockiness almost rivaled that of the GAEC.
- Tony Santarelli has a problem and apologizes for bearing the bad news: Santarelli isn’t wrestling tonight. Of course, refunds are unavailable (at least according to the old rules). The fans happily respond to Santarelli’s good news with an “EMO f*g**t” chant. According to Santarelli, he single-handedly disposed of the Lost Boys in a best of three fall match without help from the useless Todd Sexton. Fast forward to 2002 where he beat the Back Seat Boys so bad that no one sees them anymore. Yes, we can thank Mr. Santarelli for that blessing. Of course, he became a singles superstar after disposing of Todd Sexton, He promises to deliver at Fright Night and issues the OPEN CHALLENGE~! He would love to challenge “that little Oompa Loompa” Wes Grissom. Cue Grissom’s intro music and his appearance. Santarelli is in total disbelief that Sexton is not holding his hand or watching Spongebob Squarepants on Nickelodeon. Heck, its past Grissom’s bedtime. Grissom charges, but Melissa Coates Pearl Harbors him. Sexton makes the save, outquicks She-Ra and easily disposes the ring of Santarelli. Sexton happily accepts the ugly and disgusting she-male challenge. Well this throws Coates overboard until Sexton reveals Santarelli is the She-Male. The author of this television report concurs with Todd’s assertion regarding Santarelli’s gender challenged attire.
COMMENTS: I can’t believe Todd Sexton drew a huge pop for a simple one liner. Santarelli’s mike work and post scene antics with Coates were insanely hilarious. Santarelli & Coates seem to bring the best out in each other. Ask yourself this question, can you imagine if NWA Anarchy’s heels are no longer allowed to insult the crowd?
2. Truitt “Killing” Fields defeated Jeremy Vain with Mr. “Don’t Call Me Adrian” Adonis by countout, so Vain retains the NWA Anarchy TV Title.
For the third dozenth time, Vain demonstrates his offensive capabilities to Mr. Vain. Vain escapes the Killing Fields and runs into a backdrop. Vain takes over after ducking a cross bodyblock by Fields. Not as good as when Dustin Rhodes misses the cross bodyblock and crashes into the ringside steps, but good none the less. Mr. Adonis gingerly tosses Fields back into the ring (which would be illegal under GAEC’s proposed regulations.) After commercial, Johnson informs everyone that it’s fine to wrestle on the opening match for five consecutive years. Vain escapes a second Killing Fields attempt and uses dastardly heel tactics to maintain the advantage. In the 1940’s, the officials of the National Wrestling Alliance ruled on the TV Title time limit in Waterloo, Iowa. Hunter informs Johnson the title’s inception wasn’t until the 60’s. Fields fights back and runs into a forearm and nice sitout gourdbuster by Vain for a near fall. Vain slaps Truitt around as the crowd rallies behind the challenger. Fields counters a backdrop with a hair pull and mounts Vain to deliver 10 Shots to the Doom. Fields continues to dazzle Vain with a military slam for a near fall. After a poorly timed commercial, Vain counters the Killing Fields by holding to the ropes. Fields counters by tossing Vain to the floor. Vain retreats, but Fields cuts him off underneath the Wrestle Vision 5000. Vain nails Fields and feigns a knee injury. What a vile and despicable human being Vain is to fake an injury to retain the TV title. An incensed NWA Owner Jerry Palmer informs the chicken nuts heels that the charades is over. Palmer books a fans leather strap match for the TV Title at Fright Night. BTW, Mr. Adonis is barred from ringside. Palmer scorns Vain for placing his paws on him. And if Mr. Adonis shows up, he will get whooped like a dog.
COMMENTS: Johnson summarized by feelings towards the Fields/Vain feud. It’s lasted way too long with way too many rematches for my personal tastes, but I understand the storyline behind the feud’s booking.
3. The Hollywood Brunettes aka The World’s Worst Barbers (Kyle Matthews & “the Wizard of Aaaaaaaahs” Andrew Alexander) defeated the World’s Prettiest Tag Team aka Baldy & Gimp (Seth Delay & Adrian Hawkins) by DQ when Hawkins went berserk.
The World’s Pretties Tag Team promptly launches a premeditated attack upon the Hollywood Brunettes. The Brunettes retreat and slowly reenter the ring. The bell finally rings as Hawkins paint brushes Alexander. Hawkins dominates the offense and sends the Wizard of Aaaaaaaahs over the top rope to the arena floor. Delay lands an illegal double team maneuver according to Johnson and the GAEC proposed regulations. Can you imagine the Brunettes and WPTT unable to perform patented double team maneuvers including the Sheeney Curse? The Brunettes finally isolate Delay and focus their attack the taped bull’s-eye located around Delay’s waist. After commercial, Alexander punishes Delay with a chair shot for having the audacity to leap for the hot tag. Hawkins commandeers a chair and delivers several concussive shots to the Brunettes, referee Jacob Ashworth, and the Waterboy of Anarchy ringside security. Dan Wilson & the Devil’s Rejects detects Hawkins hatred and confronts him. Wilson reminds Hawkins they could take him out just like that if they wanted to. Wilson is hear as a good shepherd and wants to see what’s in his brain. He reminds Hawkins that if he took the good old Reverend out, his minions would kill him. The Reverend orders Hawkins to close his eyes so that hatred can consume him. He might be Reject material if he can hate humanity that much. Wilson offers Hawkins a ride on the fastest train going and become a member of a real family. Hawkins says “HELL NO~!” Wilson scorns Hawkins and unleashes hell upon him after receiving the punch to the face. Tempers & Azreal delivers the Hellhammer to Hawkins. This prompts Slim J to make the save, but the Rejects easily overwhelm their undersized prey. Bentley greets Slim with a Hellacious Dark Driver. They continue to destroy the faces until Wilson calls of the Rejects.
COMMENTS: The ending fell victim to a circumstance of one having to be there to be able to fully appreciate the experience. This was great stuff. Tonight, Adrian Hawkins lived up to expectations. Point blank, he came through when he had to. WPTT’s feud with the Brunettes have certainly helped their popularity. That’s great for a tag team that was struggling when the fans were barely responding to Delay’s feud with Bentley.
OVERALL: There was great execution in storylines by everyone tonight. Todd Sexton and Adrian Hawkins made their mark on the mike tonight. If Sexton could ever give himself some character, he’d have no problem with crowd heat. From a fan’s standpoint, this episode was fun. From a reviewer’s standpoint, I observed many things that make this show must see TV. Anarchy’s booking is reminiscent of ECW: emphasize the wrestler’s strengths and hide their weaknesses minus the bloodletting.
DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html
Episode 90
November 19, 2007
After reading the Communist Manifesto, I conclude that Executive Director of the Georgia Athletic & Entertainment Commission of Communism is a crack smoking, acid tripping, bile inducing, crab infested, and self-centered egotistical egg sucking dog. Obviously, Kelly Farr & the Georgia Athletic & Entertainment Commission of Communism believe that teenagers must have a guardian to accompany his/her child to the restroom (Number 7 under 85-4-.01), author of the regulations for a large wrestling promotion (too numerous regulations to cite), performers are incapable of controlling emotions (Number 11 under 85-4-.01), wrestlers are unable to portray his/her character (Number 14d), and have the power to determine time limits (Number 17). Please address all written comments to Kelly Farr, Executive Director, Secretary of State, Georgia Athletic & Entertainment Commission, 2 Martin Luther King Jr., Dr, West Tower Suite 814, Atlanta, GA, 30334. Remember when writing or voicing opinions, refrain from using all forms shenanigans, chicanery and tomfoolery. No obloviating. Keep it pithy. No mudslinging. Okay, so it is fine to insult GAEC on local call in shows to inform the public who’s wasting their tax dollars. Enough ranting and on to Independent Wrestling Only Television Report without MERITT~!
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- Last week on Anarchy TV, Phil Shatter was highly unappreciative when Jeff Lewis delivered the Final Curtain on Kory Chavis. A strange occurrence happened when Dominous lured Dominous away and Mikal Judas chokeslammed Shatter on the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Title.
- Greg Hunter & John Johnson join us on commentary. Hunter recaps the events of Melissa Coates aiding and abetting the Anger Alliance in disposing of Todd Sexton & Wes Grissom from the Mysterious Benefactor Tournament. Johnson suffers from selective amnesia and is unable to real the events surrounding that match, but recalls Shatter sending Jeff Lewis straight to DVD and Judas embarrassing the NWA Elite. This week, Jeremy Vain with Mr. Adonis defends the NWA Anarchy TV Title against Truitt Fields and the World’s Prettiest Tag Team battles the Hollywood Brunettes in tonight’s main event.
1. Talent & Money (JT “I Got Plenty of” Talent & Andrew “Sex or Money” Pendleton III) defeated “Brokeback” Billy Buck & Chris King.
Buck & King finally demonstrate their offensive capabilities after receiving embarrassing defeats to Melissa Coates. After commercial, Pendleton levels King after receiving a rollup and makes a blind tag while Buck distracts the referee. King lands the Enziguri of Doom and hobbles to make the hot tag. Buck delivers the Polish Hammer, backdrop and a double underhook sitout slam on Pendleton. King dropkicks Talent to the floor for making the save. Talent trips up Buck, but King rolls through on Pendleton for the upset victory.
COMMENTS: This match had a great twist for the finish. Talent’s cockiness almost rivaled that of the GAEC.
- Tony Santarelli has a problem and apologizes for bearing the bad news: Santarelli isn’t wrestling tonight. Of course, refunds are unavailable (at least according to the old rules). The fans happily respond to Santarelli’s good news with an “EMO f*g**t” chant. According to Santarelli, he single-handedly disposed of the Lost Boys in a best of three fall match without help from the useless Todd Sexton. Fast forward to 2002 where he beat the Back Seat Boys so bad that no one sees them anymore. Yes, we can thank Mr. Santarelli for that blessing. Of course, he became a singles superstar after disposing of Todd Sexton, He promises to deliver at Fright Night and issues the OPEN CHALLENGE~! He would love to challenge “that little Oompa Loompa” Wes Grissom. Cue Grissom’s intro music and his appearance. Santarelli is in total disbelief that Sexton is not holding his hand or watching Spongebob Squarepants on Nickelodeon. Heck, its past Grissom’s bedtime. Grissom charges, but Melissa Coates Pearl Harbors him. Sexton makes the save, outquicks She-Ra and easily disposes the ring of Santarelli. Sexton happily accepts the ugly and disgusting she-male challenge. Well this throws Coates overboard until Sexton reveals Santarelli is the She-Male. The author of this television report concurs with Todd’s assertion regarding Santarelli’s gender challenged attire.
COMMENTS: I can’t believe Todd Sexton drew a huge pop for a simple one liner. Santarelli’s mike work and post scene antics with Coates were insanely hilarious. Santarelli & Coates seem to bring the best out in each other. Ask yourself this question, can you imagine if NWA Anarchy’s heels are no longer allowed to insult the crowd?
2. Truitt “Killing” Fields defeated Jeremy Vain with Mr. “Don’t Call Me Adrian” Adonis by countout, so Vain retains the NWA Anarchy TV Title.
For the third dozenth time, Vain demonstrates his offensive capabilities to Mr. Vain. Vain escapes the Killing Fields and runs into a backdrop. Vain takes over after ducking a cross bodyblock by Fields. Not as good as when Dustin Rhodes misses the cross bodyblock and crashes into the ringside steps, but good none the less. Mr. Adonis gingerly tosses Fields back into the ring (which would be illegal under GAEC’s proposed regulations.) After commercial, Johnson informs everyone that it’s fine to wrestle on the opening match for five consecutive years. Vain escapes a second Killing Fields attempt and uses dastardly heel tactics to maintain the advantage. In the 1940’s, the officials of the National Wrestling Alliance ruled on the TV Title time limit in Waterloo, Iowa. Hunter informs Johnson the title’s inception wasn’t until the 60’s. Fields fights back and runs into a forearm and nice sitout gourdbuster by Vain for a near fall. Vain slaps Truitt around as the crowd rallies behind the challenger. Fields counters a backdrop with a hair pull and mounts Vain to deliver 10 Shots to the Doom. Fields continues to dazzle Vain with a military slam for a near fall. After a poorly timed commercial, Vain counters the Killing Fields by holding to the ropes. Fields counters by tossing Vain to the floor. Vain retreats, but Fields cuts him off underneath the Wrestle Vision 5000. Vain nails Fields and feigns a knee injury. What a vile and despicable human being Vain is to fake an injury to retain the TV title. An incensed NWA Owner Jerry Palmer informs the chicken nuts heels that the charades is over. Palmer books a fans leather strap match for the TV Title at Fright Night. BTW, Mr. Adonis is barred from ringside. Palmer scorns Vain for placing his paws on him. And if Mr. Adonis shows up, he will get whooped like a dog.
COMMENTS: Johnson summarized by feelings towards the Fields/Vain feud. It’s lasted way too long with way too many rematches for my personal tastes, but I understand the storyline behind the feud’s booking.
3. The Hollywood Brunettes aka The World’s Worst Barbers (Kyle Matthews & “the Wizard of Aaaaaaaahs” Andrew Alexander) defeated the World’s Prettiest Tag Team aka Baldy & Gimp (Seth Delay & Adrian Hawkins) by DQ when Hawkins went berserk.
The World’s Pretties Tag Team promptly launches a premeditated attack upon the Hollywood Brunettes. The Brunettes retreat and slowly reenter the ring. The bell finally rings as Hawkins paint brushes Alexander. Hawkins dominates the offense and sends the Wizard of Aaaaaaaahs over the top rope to the arena floor. Delay lands an illegal double team maneuver according to Johnson and the GAEC proposed regulations. Can you imagine the Brunettes and WPTT unable to perform patented double team maneuvers including the Sheeney Curse? The Brunettes finally isolate Delay and focus their attack the taped bull’s-eye located around Delay’s waist. After commercial, Alexander punishes Delay with a chair shot for having the audacity to leap for the hot tag. Hawkins commandeers a chair and delivers several concussive shots to the Brunettes, referee Jacob Ashworth, and the Waterboy of Anarchy ringside security. Dan Wilson & the Devil’s Rejects detects Hawkins hatred and confronts him. Wilson reminds Hawkins they could take him out just like that if they wanted to. Wilson is hear as a good shepherd and wants to see what’s in his brain. He reminds Hawkins that if he took the good old Reverend out, his minions would kill him. The Reverend orders Hawkins to close his eyes so that hatred can consume him. He might be Reject material if he can hate humanity that much. Wilson offers Hawkins a ride on the fastest train going and become a member of a real family. Hawkins says “HELL NO~!” Wilson scorns Hawkins and unleashes hell upon him after receiving the punch to the face. Tempers & Azreal delivers the Hellhammer to Hawkins. This prompts Slim J to make the save, but the Rejects easily overwhelm their undersized prey. Bentley greets Slim with a Hellacious Dark Driver. They continue to destroy the faces until Wilson calls of the Rejects.
COMMENTS: The ending fell victim to a circumstance of one having to be there to be able to fully appreciate the experience. This was great stuff. Tonight, Adrian Hawkins lived up to expectations. Point blank, he came through when he had to. WPTT’s feud with the Brunettes have certainly helped their popularity. That’s great for a tag team that was struggling when the fans were barely responding to Delay’s feud with Bentley.
OVERALL: There was great execution in storylines by everyone tonight. Todd Sexton and Adrian Hawkins made their mark on the mike tonight. If Sexton could ever give himself some character, he’d have no problem with crowd heat. From a fan’s standpoint, this episode was fun. From a reviewer’s standpoint, I observed many things that make this show must see TV. Anarchy’s booking is reminiscent of ECW: emphasize the wrestler’s strengths and hide their weaknesses minus the bloodletting.
DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html