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NWA Anarchy TV Report
Episode 93
December 10, 2007
I’m sure Caleb Conley received a rude awakening upon wrestling in the backwoods section of Virginia known as Hurley. For great tales surrounding trips to Hurley, VA, check out Scotty Blaze’s interview at www.airplanespin.com/interviews/scottyblazehi.mp3.
Welcome to Independent Wrestling’s Only TV Report without MERITT~!
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- Welcome to another edition of NWA Anarchy TV! This is PROFESSINAL WRESTLING~! We have a new NWA Anarchy TV Champion in the form of Truitt Fields, but the Awesome Attraction and Phil Shatter returned their respective titles at Fight Night 2007. This week, the Urban Assault Squad will be presented the Key to the City and Slim J & Adrian Hawkins battle the Devil’s Rejects.
1. Sal Rinauro pinned Tony Santarelli.
This match didn’t have any storyline going into it, but there’s nothing like watching Santarelli throw a wrestling hold. Santarelli takes over with a noogie and posts Rinauro’s shoulder. Rinauro momentarily regains the momentum after escaping a chinlock, but the ever resourceful Santarelli catches him rebounding off the ropes. Santarelli briefly maintains the advantage by working over Rinauro’s arm, but parts his own hairs by missing a kick in the corner. Rinauro responds with a springboard Pele for a near fall. Santarelli makes Rinauro pay for heading to the High Rent District by clipping him. After Santarelli scores a near fall with a fall away slam, Rinauro wins by countering him with a nice rollup.
COMMENTS: It’s usually the timing of the commercial breaks that is an issue, but the editing for time constraints hurt here. We went from Santarelli posting Rinauro’s shoulder to Rinauro escaping a chinlock. Also, Santarelli’s postmatch temper tantrum was edited out, which took away from the build up of his thingyy and arrogant character. The match itself had good technical wrestling and Rinauro did a good job of selling his arm.
- Jeff Lewis calls out Kory Chavis, but Jeff G Bailey appears on the NWA Anarchy Telestrator 7800 to hurl numerous insults at “Mr. Straight to Video.” What Bailey wants Lewis to realize is that the Ruthless Assassin would have continued to deliver numerous shots to his blood drenched body if it wasn’t a first blood match. Bailey says he could slap the Small Potato himself, but he’s in a good mood. The Soul Assassin is enjoying himself on the beach after nearly making Lewis bleed to death. The next time, Chavis may take his very life. Here’s the advice: Leave town. Lewis asks Bailey does he think Jeff Lewis is afraid of blood. Well, Lewis provides a visual and provides his best Sandman ring entrance with his bare fists. Lewis promises to drop the Elite’s Final Curtain. Good stuff here.
2. The Anger Alliance (“Heat Announcing Crew’s Cult Hero” Brody Ray Chase & Brandon Phoenix & Don Matthews) destroyed “Brokeback” Billy Buck & Derek Driver & Steven Walters.
The Anger Alliance emulates the Bad Boys from Bad Street Atlanta, GA, the Fabulous Freebirds. Again, wrong answer. The Alliance guaranteed that Driver remained broken as they demonstrated to the masses their mastery of numerous suplexes and slams. Billy Buck maintains his popularity amongst the masses after receiving the hot tag and Matthews clobbers him with the Lariat of Doom to end the brutality.
3. Todd Sexton squashed Chris King.
John Johnson is like EF Hutton, when he speaks, people listen. Well, when Johnson called Todd Sexton a self-serving righteous not a very nice person that’ll stab anybody in the back, he was right. Hunter actually agrees with Johnson. Hell, Hell, Michigan has even frozen over. Sexton embarrasses and humiliates King with a plethora of beatdown tactics. King counters a tilt-a-whirl with a head scissors, but Sexton zones out and delivers a series of Yakuza kicks. Sexton ruthlessly finishes off King with a cross armbreaker. Afterwards, Sexton blathers about Wes Grissom and states “It’s punks like him that make the business hard for the rest of us.” Grissom decides to make an answer the fans demands by making a special appearance. Grissom wants a match and wants it now. Sexton stares Grissom down and chickens out. What a loser.
COMMENTS: Alright Todd, keep playing a chicken nuts not a very nice person heel.
- Dan Wilson & the Devil’s Rejects have several words of wisdom for Slim J & Adrian Hawkins. The dominant force in NWA Anarchy reigned supreme and will continue to reign supreme in tonight’s rematch. No worry Slim, Patrick Bentley will not be at ringside because the Reverend has given him the night off. Bentley has elevated himself to General status amongst the ranks of the Rejects. However, Slim is like Job in the copious amounts of hardships he endures. He keeps the faith like an idiot. Slim’s faith may be the only thing left after the tag team specialists humiliate Slim. One more thing, the greatest monster in the NWA Arena, Iceberg, has returned. If Iceberg had squashed Ace Rockwell for the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Title, everyone would call the Rejects bullies and cheats. Now wait a minute, I thought they were bullies and cheats. That’s okay, Wrestling’s Only Serial Killer has returned and will defeat “the Biggest Gun in the Yard” Phil Shatter.
4. Slim J & Adrian Hawkins defeated the Devil’s Rejects (Azreal & Shaun Tempers) w/Dan Wilson & the Staff of Righteousness after the Hollywood Brunettes interfered.
This contest begins with Slim J & Hawkins making Tempers their personal pregnant dog. The Rejects take over when Azreal breaks up a bridging chinlock and Tempers following up with an eye gouge. Hunter calls Azreal/Slim J the Frazier/Ali feud of the NWA Arena because the feud will never end. The Rejects spend the next several minutes assaulting Hawkins. Meanwhile, Johnson announces that Truitt Fields will face Jeremy Vain for the 3 trillionth time. Slim J eventually receives the hot tag and literally pounds the living life out of the Rejects. Slim connects with a top rope double inverted DDT. As Slim prepare to finish the Rejects, the Hollywood Brunettes attack Hawkins. The Rejects set up for a Hellhammer, but the NWA Anarchy Tag Team Champions the Awesome Attraction make the save.
- Greg Hunter is prepared to present the Mega Gigantic 2007 Mysterious Benefactor Trophy to the Urban Assault Squad. Hunter played a video commemorating UAS’s run through the Benefactor tournament. However, wherever Hunter appears, trouble is bound to follow him. Lo and behold, the celebration is interrupted when Nemesis crushes Shadow Jackson’s skull with the trophy. Nemesis unleashes a horrible and heinous attack upon Jackson by splattering his blood with two more concussion inducing trophy smashes. Nemesis double stomps the trophy and jabs the statue into Jackson’s head. Nemesis turns Kevin Sullivan by continuing to dig into Shadow’s bloodied dome. The crowd begins to chant “Security sucks” as they stand their and watch Nemesis deliver the attack. Nemesis shoves security aside, screams like a madman and further injures Shadow. Nemesis retreats back to the locker room where he runs into NWA Owner Jerry Palmer. Palmer scorns Nemesis before helping Shadow back took the locker room. The crowd chants “We love Shadow” as his limp body is carried back to the locker room.
OVERALL: This week’s edition had several brutal squashes, a brutal heel turn, great visuals and advanced storylines. The only glaring negative was the editing early on, but when you’re operating under time constraints, some portions of the action have to be cut out. Aside from that, this was a good show.
DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html
Episode 93
December 10, 2007
I’m sure Caleb Conley received a rude awakening upon wrestling in the backwoods section of Virginia known as Hurley. For great tales surrounding trips to Hurley, VA, check out Scotty Blaze’s interview at www.airplanespin.com/interviews/scottyblazehi.mp3.
Welcome to Independent Wrestling’s Only TV Report without MERITT~!
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- Welcome to another edition of NWA Anarchy TV! This is PROFESSINAL WRESTLING~! We have a new NWA Anarchy TV Champion in the form of Truitt Fields, but the Awesome Attraction and Phil Shatter returned their respective titles at Fight Night 2007. This week, the Urban Assault Squad will be presented the Key to the City and Slim J & Adrian Hawkins battle the Devil’s Rejects.
1. Sal Rinauro pinned Tony Santarelli.
This match didn’t have any storyline going into it, but there’s nothing like watching Santarelli throw a wrestling hold. Santarelli takes over with a noogie and posts Rinauro’s shoulder. Rinauro momentarily regains the momentum after escaping a chinlock, but the ever resourceful Santarelli catches him rebounding off the ropes. Santarelli briefly maintains the advantage by working over Rinauro’s arm, but parts his own hairs by missing a kick in the corner. Rinauro responds with a springboard Pele for a near fall. Santarelli makes Rinauro pay for heading to the High Rent District by clipping him. After Santarelli scores a near fall with a fall away slam, Rinauro wins by countering him with a nice rollup.
COMMENTS: It’s usually the timing of the commercial breaks that is an issue, but the editing for time constraints hurt here. We went from Santarelli posting Rinauro’s shoulder to Rinauro escaping a chinlock. Also, Santarelli’s postmatch temper tantrum was edited out, which took away from the build up of his thingyy and arrogant character. The match itself had good technical wrestling and Rinauro did a good job of selling his arm.
- Jeff Lewis calls out Kory Chavis, but Jeff G Bailey appears on the NWA Anarchy Telestrator 7800 to hurl numerous insults at “Mr. Straight to Video.” What Bailey wants Lewis to realize is that the Ruthless Assassin would have continued to deliver numerous shots to his blood drenched body if it wasn’t a first blood match. Bailey says he could slap the Small Potato himself, but he’s in a good mood. The Soul Assassin is enjoying himself on the beach after nearly making Lewis bleed to death. The next time, Chavis may take his very life. Here’s the advice: Leave town. Lewis asks Bailey does he think Jeff Lewis is afraid of blood. Well, Lewis provides a visual and provides his best Sandman ring entrance with his bare fists. Lewis promises to drop the Elite’s Final Curtain. Good stuff here.
2. The Anger Alliance (“Heat Announcing Crew’s Cult Hero” Brody Ray Chase & Brandon Phoenix & Don Matthews) destroyed “Brokeback” Billy Buck & Derek Driver & Steven Walters.
The Anger Alliance emulates the Bad Boys from Bad Street Atlanta, GA, the Fabulous Freebirds. Again, wrong answer. The Alliance guaranteed that Driver remained broken as they demonstrated to the masses their mastery of numerous suplexes and slams. Billy Buck maintains his popularity amongst the masses after receiving the hot tag and Matthews clobbers him with the Lariat of Doom to end the brutality.
3. Todd Sexton squashed Chris King.
John Johnson is like EF Hutton, when he speaks, people listen. Well, when Johnson called Todd Sexton a self-serving righteous not a very nice person that’ll stab anybody in the back, he was right. Hunter actually agrees with Johnson. Hell, Hell, Michigan has even frozen over. Sexton embarrasses and humiliates King with a plethora of beatdown tactics. King counters a tilt-a-whirl with a head scissors, but Sexton zones out and delivers a series of Yakuza kicks. Sexton ruthlessly finishes off King with a cross armbreaker. Afterwards, Sexton blathers about Wes Grissom and states “It’s punks like him that make the business hard for the rest of us.” Grissom decides to make an answer the fans demands by making a special appearance. Grissom wants a match and wants it now. Sexton stares Grissom down and chickens out. What a loser.
COMMENTS: Alright Todd, keep playing a chicken nuts not a very nice person heel.
- Dan Wilson & the Devil’s Rejects have several words of wisdom for Slim J & Adrian Hawkins. The dominant force in NWA Anarchy reigned supreme and will continue to reign supreme in tonight’s rematch. No worry Slim, Patrick Bentley will not be at ringside because the Reverend has given him the night off. Bentley has elevated himself to General status amongst the ranks of the Rejects. However, Slim is like Job in the copious amounts of hardships he endures. He keeps the faith like an idiot. Slim’s faith may be the only thing left after the tag team specialists humiliate Slim. One more thing, the greatest monster in the NWA Arena, Iceberg, has returned. If Iceberg had squashed Ace Rockwell for the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Title, everyone would call the Rejects bullies and cheats. Now wait a minute, I thought they were bullies and cheats. That’s okay, Wrestling’s Only Serial Killer has returned and will defeat “the Biggest Gun in the Yard” Phil Shatter.
4. Slim J & Adrian Hawkins defeated the Devil’s Rejects (Azreal & Shaun Tempers) w/Dan Wilson & the Staff of Righteousness after the Hollywood Brunettes interfered.
This contest begins with Slim J & Hawkins making Tempers their personal pregnant dog. The Rejects take over when Azreal breaks up a bridging chinlock and Tempers following up with an eye gouge. Hunter calls Azreal/Slim J the Frazier/Ali feud of the NWA Arena because the feud will never end. The Rejects spend the next several minutes assaulting Hawkins. Meanwhile, Johnson announces that Truitt Fields will face Jeremy Vain for the 3 trillionth time. Slim J eventually receives the hot tag and literally pounds the living life out of the Rejects. Slim connects with a top rope double inverted DDT. As Slim prepare to finish the Rejects, the Hollywood Brunettes attack Hawkins. The Rejects set up for a Hellhammer, but the NWA Anarchy Tag Team Champions the Awesome Attraction make the save.
- Greg Hunter is prepared to present the Mega Gigantic 2007 Mysterious Benefactor Trophy to the Urban Assault Squad. Hunter played a video commemorating UAS’s run through the Benefactor tournament. However, wherever Hunter appears, trouble is bound to follow him. Lo and behold, the celebration is interrupted when Nemesis crushes Shadow Jackson’s skull with the trophy. Nemesis unleashes a horrible and heinous attack upon Jackson by splattering his blood with two more concussion inducing trophy smashes. Nemesis double stomps the trophy and jabs the statue into Jackson’s head. Nemesis turns Kevin Sullivan by continuing to dig into Shadow’s bloodied dome. The crowd begins to chant “Security sucks” as they stand their and watch Nemesis deliver the attack. Nemesis shoves security aside, screams like a madman and further injures Shadow. Nemesis retreats back to the locker room where he runs into NWA Owner Jerry Palmer. Palmer scorns Nemesis before helping Shadow back took the locker room. The crowd chants “We love Shadow” as his limp body is carried back to the locker room.
OVERALL: This week’s edition had several brutal squashes, a brutal heel turn, great visuals and advanced storylines. The only glaring negative was the editing early on, but when you’re operating under time constraints, some portions of the action have to be cut out. Aside from that, this was a good show.
DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html