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NWA Anarchy TV Report
Episode 94
December 17, 2007
Feel free to copy and paste and liberally email to GAEC at kfarr@sos.ga.gov. “It sickens me that government employees would rather waste hard earned tax payer’s dollars regulating professional wrestling as a legitimate sport than figuring out how to solve one of the most serious droughts in Georgia’s history.”
Last week on Anarchy TV, Nemesis lived up to Lil Scrappy’s moniker of a Headbussa after bludgeoning his former tag team partner Shadow Jackson in a heinous attack. Kevin Sullivan was definitely proud of Nemesis’s actions.
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- Welcome to another edition of NWA Anarchy TV! This is PROFESSINAL WRESTLING~! Last week, the Slim J & Adrian Hawkins defeated the Devil’s Rejects by DQ when the Hollywood Brunettes interfered, but the NWA Anarchy Tag Team Champions the Awesome Attraction made the save. Also, Nemesis turned on Shadow Jackson during the 2007 Mysterious Benefactor Tournament presentation. Tonight, Jeremy Vain receives a rematch with NWA Anarchy TV Champion Truitt Fields, and Jeff G Bailey makes an appearance with NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion Phil Shatter.
- It’s unfortunate that Talent & Money didn’t wrestle at Fright Night 2007. Pendleton proclaims themselves the Greatest Tag Team in Professional Wrestling Today and issues an open challenge. Well, Talent & Money have issued a challenge they will surely regret making because their opponent is none other than Mikal Judas.
1. Mikal Judas destroyed Talent & Money (JT Talent & Andrew Pendleton III).
Not even Caleb Conley could join in the festivities and save them from this beat down. Talent & Pendleton launch a Pear Harbor style attack on Judas with a double STO. Judas no sells and proceeds to decimate, obliterate and devastate the self-professed “Greatest Tag Team Professional Wrestling Today.” Judas wishes for God to have mercy upon Abomination’s soul.
COMMENTS: Now that’s what you call a squash match. The Mulkey Brothers would have been proud of Talent & Money.
- The NWA Arena crowd greets Krazy K with a “Welcome back” chant. Greg Hunter conducts the interview, which usually means something bad is about to happen. As Krazy grabs the mike, the Hollywood Brunettes make a guest appearance. Boy, confrontations follow wherever
Hunter goes. Kirby Mack asks the proverbial question to the Brunettes, “Who might this be?” The Brunettes introduce themselves and attempt to hurl insults at Kirby. The Brunettes have injured Adrian Hawkins and Seth Delay and would love to injure Kirby. They advise him to leave the ring, but Kirby accepts the challenge. Seth Delay hits the ring to make the save.
2. Krazy K & Seth Delay Hollywood Brunettes (Kyle Matthews & Andrew Alexander)
Krazy & Delay spend the opening minutes dazzling the Brunettes with their quickness and teamwork. The tide turns when Alexander trips up Delay when he heads to the High Rent District. After a Center for Boredom Control commercial, the Brunettes continue to isolate and double team Delay. Delay uses a desperation Kool Krusher to buy himself time to recuperate. Krazy receives the hot tag and cleans house. Krazy escapes a Matthews’s inverted suplex and counters with the Overdose. Krazy makes the cover, but Alexander nimbly makes the save. Delay is greeted with a friendly over the top clothesline upon reentering the ring. With Delay out of the picture, the Brunettes continue to assault Krazy until the referee calls for the bell. Afterwards, Krazy receives the Sheeney’s Curse for having the audacity to challenge the Brunettes. The Brunettes set up for a second Sheeney’s Curse, but Adrian Hawkins makes the save with a chair.
COMMENTS: This killed three birds with one stone: build up Krazy K’s return, an “injury inducing” postmatch attack on Krazy and furthering the feud between the Brunettes and the World’s Prettiest Tag Team. The match itself was formula tag team action with a nice ending. It gets the Brunettes over as not a very nice person heels.
3. Melissa “the Maneater” Coates destroyed Derek “My Tag Partner Used to Be a Cock” Ryze.
Derek Ryze is an indy wrestler who mainly wrestles in the Carolinas and used to be a member of the tag team Ryze ‘n’ Cock. Coates fights off a short offensive burst by driving Ryze’s face into the mat. Coates continued to pummel, humiliate and desecrate Ryze throughout the contest until she decided to end his misery with the sitout faceplant. Afterwards, “the Best Damn Ring Announcer in Georgia” Eddie Rich greets Coates with a bouquet of flowers. Ok, so the flowers were from a secret admirer. Coates takes exception by ripping the flowers apart and tossing the card aside.
COMMENTS: Cheap plug for GOUGE Wrestling: check out this whacky promotion with a fun interactive match between Krazy K and Derek Ryze. After watching this match, I can’t help but cheer for a woman that can kick a man’s ass.
4. Truitt Fields pinned Jeremy Vain w/ Mr. Rob Adonis to retain the NWA Anarchy TV Title.
Vain immediately attacks Fields before the bell rings. Vain posts Fields ribs. Upon reentering the ring, Fields fights back with an offensive flurry, but Vain guarantees it’s short lived by delivering a swift knee to the ribs. Vain follows up with a series of punts that would make any football coach drool. Fields scores a quick two count, but pays with a chestdrop. Vain continues to viciously assault Truitt’s ribs. Fields responds to the crowd chanting, but Vain delivers a mighty blow and a gourdbuster for a near fall. With five minutes remaining, Vain delivers the NWA Anarchy Heimlich maneuver. Kevin Sullivan would be proud. The tide turns when Vain poses on the middle turnbuckle and eats a pair of knees upon diving. Mr. Adonis distracts the referee, but NWA Owner Jerry Palmer unstraps his belt and escorts Adonis back to the locker room. Vain almost scores the victory with a school boy and a handful of tights. Fields begins his comeback until Vain connects with a Hot Shot on the top turnbuckle. Vain sits Fields on top, but gets shoved aside. Fields catches Vain with a cross bodyblock, but the Untouchable rolls through with a two count. Vain charges in and pays the price by dying in the Killing Fields.
COMMENTS: Good match. Finally, this feud has ended.
- The Universal Soldier and One Man Genocide is still the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion. Shatter hit the PTSD not once, but twice. Then, Mikal Judas ran out the back door like the coward that he is. Bailey can’t seem to figure out Judas’s problem. Bailey compares himself to Michael Vick discarding curs when they could no longer fight by hanging and drowning them. Bailey wants Shatter to defend the title against anyone who would have the balls to take up the challenge. Iceberg shows up with up the Reverend Dan Wilson and disposes of a jobber with relative ease. The cavalry separates the two when they have a stare down. The crowd demands to let them fight. Wow, security grew balls after they were scared to stop Nemesis on the same TV taping. Oh, well. Bailey calls out Abomination and Judas catches himself off at the pass. Judas escapes the Tree Slam by blowing the Red Mist in Abomination’s eyes and eliminates him with the Yakuza Kick of DEATH~! Just as Iceberg and Judas prepare to brawl, Bill Behrens orders a tag match: Shatter & Abomination vs. Iceberg & Judas. Judas and Wilson exchange words as the NWA Elite head back to the locker room. Good booking.
OVERALL: There was plenty of storyline building throughout this episode.
DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html
Episode 94
December 17, 2007
Feel free to copy and paste and liberally email to GAEC at kfarr@sos.ga.gov. “It sickens me that government employees would rather waste hard earned tax payer’s dollars regulating professional wrestling as a legitimate sport than figuring out how to solve one of the most serious droughts in Georgia’s history.”
Last week on Anarchy TV, Nemesis lived up to Lil Scrappy’s moniker of a Headbussa after bludgeoning his former tag team partner Shadow Jackson in a heinous attack. Kevin Sullivan was definitely proud of Nemesis’s actions.
WRESTLING: (n.) \’res-ling\ A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) \an-ar-key\ (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- Welcome to another edition of NWA Anarchy TV! This is PROFESSINAL WRESTLING~! Last week, the Slim J & Adrian Hawkins defeated the Devil’s Rejects by DQ when the Hollywood Brunettes interfered, but the NWA Anarchy Tag Team Champions the Awesome Attraction made the save. Also, Nemesis turned on Shadow Jackson during the 2007 Mysterious Benefactor Tournament presentation. Tonight, Jeremy Vain receives a rematch with NWA Anarchy TV Champion Truitt Fields, and Jeff G Bailey makes an appearance with NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion Phil Shatter.
- It’s unfortunate that Talent & Money didn’t wrestle at Fright Night 2007. Pendleton proclaims themselves the Greatest Tag Team in Professional Wrestling Today and issues an open challenge. Well, Talent & Money have issued a challenge they will surely regret making because their opponent is none other than Mikal Judas.
1. Mikal Judas destroyed Talent & Money (JT Talent & Andrew Pendleton III).
Not even Caleb Conley could join in the festivities and save them from this beat down. Talent & Pendleton launch a Pear Harbor style attack on Judas with a double STO. Judas no sells and proceeds to decimate, obliterate and devastate the self-professed “Greatest Tag Team Professional Wrestling Today.” Judas wishes for God to have mercy upon Abomination’s soul.
COMMENTS: Now that’s what you call a squash match. The Mulkey Brothers would have been proud of Talent & Money.
- The NWA Arena crowd greets Krazy K with a “Welcome back” chant. Greg Hunter conducts the interview, which usually means something bad is about to happen. As Krazy grabs the mike, the Hollywood Brunettes make a guest appearance. Boy, confrontations follow wherever
Hunter goes. Kirby Mack asks the proverbial question to the Brunettes, “Who might this be?” The Brunettes introduce themselves and attempt to hurl insults at Kirby. The Brunettes have injured Adrian Hawkins and Seth Delay and would love to injure Kirby. They advise him to leave the ring, but Kirby accepts the challenge. Seth Delay hits the ring to make the save.
2. Krazy K & Seth Delay Hollywood Brunettes (Kyle Matthews & Andrew Alexander)
Krazy & Delay spend the opening minutes dazzling the Brunettes with their quickness and teamwork. The tide turns when Alexander trips up Delay when he heads to the High Rent District. After a Center for Boredom Control commercial, the Brunettes continue to isolate and double team Delay. Delay uses a desperation Kool Krusher to buy himself time to recuperate. Krazy receives the hot tag and cleans house. Krazy escapes a Matthews’s inverted suplex and counters with the Overdose. Krazy makes the cover, but Alexander nimbly makes the save. Delay is greeted with a friendly over the top clothesline upon reentering the ring. With Delay out of the picture, the Brunettes continue to assault Krazy until the referee calls for the bell. Afterwards, Krazy receives the Sheeney’s Curse for having the audacity to challenge the Brunettes. The Brunettes set up for a second Sheeney’s Curse, but Adrian Hawkins makes the save with a chair.
COMMENTS: This killed three birds with one stone: build up Krazy K’s return, an “injury inducing” postmatch attack on Krazy and furthering the feud between the Brunettes and the World’s Prettiest Tag Team. The match itself was formula tag team action with a nice ending. It gets the Brunettes over as not a very nice person heels.
3. Melissa “the Maneater” Coates destroyed Derek “My Tag Partner Used to Be a Cock” Ryze.
Derek Ryze is an indy wrestler who mainly wrestles in the Carolinas and used to be a member of the tag team Ryze ‘n’ Cock. Coates fights off a short offensive burst by driving Ryze’s face into the mat. Coates continued to pummel, humiliate and desecrate Ryze throughout the contest until she decided to end his misery with the sitout faceplant. Afterwards, “the Best Damn Ring Announcer in Georgia” Eddie Rich greets Coates with a bouquet of flowers. Ok, so the flowers were from a secret admirer. Coates takes exception by ripping the flowers apart and tossing the card aside.
COMMENTS: Cheap plug for GOUGE Wrestling: check out this whacky promotion with a fun interactive match between Krazy K and Derek Ryze. After watching this match, I can’t help but cheer for a woman that can kick a man’s ass.
4. Truitt Fields pinned Jeremy Vain w/ Mr. Rob Adonis to retain the NWA Anarchy TV Title.
Vain immediately attacks Fields before the bell rings. Vain posts Fields ribs. Upon reentering the ring, Fields fights back with an offensive flurry, but Vain guarantees it’s short lived by delivering a swift knee to the ribs. Vain follows up with a series of punts that would make any football coach drool. Fields scores a quick two count, but pays with a chestdrop. Vain continues to viciously assault Truitt’s ribs. Fields responds to the crowd chanting, but Vain delivers a mighty blow and a gourdbuster for a near fall. With five minutes remaining, Vain delivers the NWA Anarchy Heimlich maneuver. Kevin Sullivan would be proud. The tide turns when Vain poses on the middle turnbuckle and eats a pair of knees upon diving. Mr. Adonis distracts the referee, but NWA Owner Jerry Palmer unstraps his belt and escorts Adonis back to the locker room. Vain almost scores the victory with a school boy and a handful of tights. Fields begins his comeback until Vain connects with a Hot Shot on the top turnbuckle. Vain sits Fields on top, but gets shoved aside. Fields catches Vain with a cross bodyblock, but the Untouchable rolls through with a two count. Vain charges in and pays the price by dying in the Killing Fields.
COMMENTS: Good match. Finally, this feud has ended.
- The Universal Soldier and One Man Genocide is still the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion. Shatter hit the PTSD not once, but twice. Then, Mikal Judas ran out the back door like the coward that he is. Bailey can’t seem to figure out Judas’s problem. Bailey compares himself to Michael Vick discarding curs when they could no longer fight by hanging and drowning them. Bailey wants Shatter to defend the title against anyone who would have the balls to take up the challenge. Iceberg shows up with up the Reverend Dan Wilson and disposes of a jobber with relative ease. The cavalry separates the two when they have a stare down. The crowd demands to let them fight. Wow, security grew balls after they were scared to stop Nemesis on the same TV taping. Oh, well. Bailey calls out Abomination and Judas catches himself off at the pass. Judas escapes the Tree Slam by blowing the Red Mist in Abomination’s eyes and eliminates him with the Yakuza Kick of DEATH~! Just as Iceberg and Judas prepare to brawl, Bill Behrens orders a tag match: Shatter & Abomination vs. Iceberg & Judas. Judas and Wilson exchange words as the NWA Elite head back to the locker room. Good booking.
OVERALL: There was plenty of storyline building throughout this episode.
DOWNLOAD: www.thesuperstation.net/nwaanarchy.html